what to do? !
What should I do if I provoke a woman who can easily kill me?
Still in this sparsely populated barren mountain, no one would know even if the other party buried him.
Can any handsome guy come up with a solution? I'm really in a hurry!
When their eyes met, their pupils were dilated to the limit.
On the surface, both of them looked stunned and shocked, but Li Zhengyi's brain was running wildly, thinking of ways to make up for it.
One, kneel down and admit your mistake, and then be beaten to death by the other party.
Second, close your eyes and pretend to be dizzy, and then be buried in a hole.
Three, fight fire with fire!
As the saying goes, you can die under the peonies, and you can be a ghost if you want to be a ghost. You might as well just not do it...
"Snapped!!"
The loud slap echoed through the mountains and fields, and then was blown away by the mountain wind.
Li Zhengyi covered his face and sat in the cold wind on the top of the mountain, looking at Zhang Yu who was still lying down with an innocent look on his face. The other person also looked a little confused.
Everything was going relatively smoothly at first, and was going according to his ideal state, until someone couldn't help but stick out his tongue...
The sun was shining brightly at the moment, and the fresh air carried a hint of romantic blood.
But the atmosphere was a bit stagnant. Both of them had little experience in such emergencies.
However, Li Zhengyisheng has an old monster in his heart who has experienced the explosion of information, so he can be thick-skinned.
So he took the initiative to break the deadlock: "Yes, I'm sorry. I, I really didn't mean it. How about you hit me a few more times?"
Faced with such a situation, one is to bully the weak and act recklessly. The second is to take the initiative to show weakness, pretend to be innocent, pretend to be weak, and arouse the maternal nature of the other party.
Considering the social atmosphere of this era and the fact that the other party could bring out a big gun at any time, Li Zhengyi chose the second method very conscientiously.
And in the process of speaking, intentionally or unintentionally, he stumbled as if he was stuttering.
Sure enough, given his advantages in appearance and age, Zhang Yu still regarded him as a little brother in his heart. Seeing his confused look, he quickly became amused.
Somehow, Li Zhengyi felt that her smile was more attractive than before, and he couldn't help but secretly swallowed his saliva.
"What are you doing standing there, you little bastard? Why don't you pull me up!"
"You look quite honest, I didn't expect you to dare to do that just now..."
Speaking of the key point, even though Zhang Yu was a few years older than Li Zhengyi, he felt a little embarrassed and his eyes became a little evasive.
Seeing that the atmosphere that had just become lively was about to become awkward again, Li Zhengyi quickly resolved it.
"I really didn't mean it. Besides, it was my first kiss. And don't you have any responsibility? How about I let you kiss me back?"
In many things, it would be much better to do things by retreating and suppressing the desire to advance.
Li Zhengyi had already shown weakness and apologized before, taking a step back, and the other party's attitude was quite good. While the atmosphere is active now, you can also try to take a step forward.
"Wow, you little bastard, you still dare to say that, you're going to get beaten up, right?"
After Zhang Yu heard his unreasonable words, he immediately became angry and wanted to hit someone, and Li Zhengyi followed suit.
"Ah, I was wrong, I never dare to do it again."
While pretending to avoid it, she also thought that she shouldn't ask "What is my responsibility" first, and then reply "It's not because you are so beautiful."
This may have unexpected consequences, but it's okay for now, at least it's not bad.
After bickering for a while, take the initiative to go back down the mountain. Don't wait until you have nothing to say before ending the conversation. That would be embarrassing.
Besides, it’s just the beginning now, so there’s no need to be so impatient. Yes, Li Zhengyi had some thoughts about Zhang Yu.
Somewhat of course, the other party is beautiful and a mission-awakened person. The most important thing is that both parties feel good about getting along, so there's nothing wrong with it.
As for age, to be honest, Li Zhengyi is a few years older than Zhang Yu, but his body is more tender now.
"Go back now? Okay."
Zhang Yu didn't say much, just paused and then simply agreed.
The way down the mountain was more difficult than the way up. After walking a few steps, Li Zhengyi stopped again, hesitated for a moment and then said, "Don't you want that snake? You can sell it for money, right?"
He also hesitated for a while before saying that as far as the moment is concerned, face is not as important as money.
Zhang Yu looked back after hearing what he said, with some doubts on her charming face: "It's just a normal venomous snake. It shouldn't be sold for much. What, are you short of money?"
"Sister, I'm just a high school student, how can I get so much money?"
Seeing Li Zhengyi's helpless expression, Zhang Yu felt playfully amused.
"Haha, since I gave it to you like that, just be an older sister and help my younger brother."
"Then I won't be a pretty boy anymore..."
What Li Zhengyi muttered made Zhang Yu's face smile again, but she didn't attack him again.
After using a wooden stick to pick out the poisonous snake that was still hanging on the tree, I found that it was not as long as a person when I lifted it up.
But it's as thick as an adult's arm, so it's short in comparison.
For safety reasons, Li Zhengyi used a wooden stick to pull off the almost broken snake head and buried it in the previous rat pit.
He heard that some snakes would bite people even after they died, and he didn't want to be bitten suddenly by that thing.
Seeing Li Zhengyi holding the snake's tail gingerly, Zhang Yu felt a little funny and thought the other person was cute.
"Look, I'm scaring you. Come on, let me take it."
Although the venomous snake was already dead and his head was buried in the soil, the cold and slippery feeling when he held it in his hands still made Li Zhengyi feel a little uncomfortable.
"I'm still a high school student. How can I be a powerful awakener like you? You must have seen too many little things like this."
Although he said this, he still insisted on holding the poisonous snake with a section missing. As she walked, she was talking about the power of the awakened ones, but she didn't notice the loneliness in her eyes behind her when she heard those words.
The journey was uneventful, and nothing unusual happened. They arrived at the park at the foot of the mountain smoothly.
It's almost noon now, and the sun is getting brighter. Even in winter, it feels warm when it shines on me.
"Can you wait for me here for a moment?"
Zhang Yu's expression returned to normal. He originally thought that he would go back to his home after coming down the mountain, but he didn't know what this little bastard wanted to do.
But anyway, it would be fine for her to go back now, so she agreed casually.
Seeing that the other party agreed, Li Zhengyi hung the poisonous snake on a nearby tree vine and ran out like a gust of wind.
Seeing him running so fast, Zhang Yu thought of something, and a knowing smile appeared on her charming and playful face again.
Not long after, I saw him running back in a hurry, holding something in his hand.
"I... was quick, I didn't keep you waiting..."
Seeing Li Zhengyi panting and sweating profusely, Zhang Yuming smiled narrowly and said, "Why are you so slow? I've been waiting for a long time~"
"ah……?"
"Haha, I lied to you. Little brother is so funny. What is that in your hand? Do you have to go back and get it in such a hurry?"
"Oh...this."
Li Zhengyi still hadn't recovered yet, so he unfolded the object in his hand, which was a white snakeskin bag.
He also took out a bright kitchen knife from it, the blade was unusually bright in the sun...
