Li Zhengyi was stunned and stopped what he was doing, and said with some disbelief: "Wu... Teacher Wu, why have you become young again?"
Although this sentence sounded like he was praising himself, the combination of Li Zhengyi's actions at this time made Wu Qiong even more embarrassed and angry, and directly slapped the booklet in his hand on the table.
The other students who were staring at Li Zhengyi's arm were also startled, and the laughter that was about to burst out was suppressed.
"Li Zhengyi! Not only did you get third from the bottom in the exam, but now you dare to sleep in front of me! You...do you still want to go to college?"
Wu Qiong, the head teacher, was so angry that her body was shaking and her words were stuttering because of Li Zhengyi's actions.
But what Li Zhengyi said next made her even more speechless.
"Third from the bottom? Didn't you say I was third?"
"puff!"
"Hahaha!"
The classmates around could no longer hold back and laughed loudly. Wu Qiong, the head teacher, looked at Li Zhengyi in disbelief, trembling with anger.
"Ask your parents to come pick up your report card this afternoon!!"
After shouting this sentence almost in a roar, Wu Qiong stepped on her high heels and walked out quickly.
"Brother Yi, you are so awesome. We will all call you brother from now on."
"Hahaha!"
Li Zhengyi has only come to his senses now, but he is still not sure whether his current situation is real.
However, the students all returned to their original appearance. His deskmate Zhang Xiaoguang looked at him with admiration. The watermelon rind on his head disappeared and his appearance returned to normal.
Li Zhengyi felt that he might have really gotten into a big trouble.
Later, during the conversation with Zhang Xiaoguang, I learned that today is the last day before the first half semester of the senior year of high school.
After the transcripts were distributed, everyone could be temporarily freed, but no one expected that he would give everyone such a big surprise.
After everyone else in the classroom had left with their report cards, Li Zhengyi sat in his seat with a sad face, while his deskmate Zhang Xiaoguang looked at him curiously.
"Yiyi, what on earth were you dreaming about at that time?"
Li Zhengyi sighed listlessly and said, "Didn't I dream about Teacher Wu and..."
"Damn, you really dreamed about Teacher Wu, you are such a beast!"
The few people left in the classroom turned their eyes instantly. Fortunately, I didn't talk to those people very much. I didn't come over to tease him. I just glanced at Li Zhengyi curiously while packing my things.
"Shh, can you please keep your fucking voice down? I didn't just dream about Teacher Wu, I also dreamed about you..."
"Zhuo! Are you still dreaming about me? You bastard is worse than a beast!"
The classmates looked here again with wide eyes, and Li Zhengyi couldn't help but cover his face with one hand.
Forget it, no more explanation, just destroy it!
"Aren't you leaving yet?"
Zhang Xiaoguang packed up his things and prepared to leave, but Li Zhengyi still sat listlessly motionless.
"I'm thinking about how to tell my father when I go back so that I won't be beaten to death."
Zhang Xiaoguang tidied his bangs coquettishly, and then said contemptuously: "You were so energetic before, how dare you do that kind of action in front of the teacher."
"But it's not like you don't understand our teacher Wu. He has never been angry for more than half a day. As long as you sincerely apologize after a while, it will be fine."
He paused again before continuing: "But your previous behavior was too animalistic, and you might have been castrated before you even opened your mouth."
"Don't say that big brother is not busy with you. Then, when the time comes, you will say that you dreamed of awakening a pistol and that you were too excited. Teacher Wu is so kind and will let you go."
"Let's go. Please give me an early flight in two days."
After Zhang Xiaoguang also left, Li Zhengyi was the only one left in the classroom, and he fell into confusion again.
If I heard correctly, the boy just said the word "awakening".
"Are you still in a dream and haven't woken up yet? What kind of dream is this? Someone come and wake me up quickly!"
Li Zhengyi felt that his mind was like a ball of mush. He was sitting alone in the classroom, his eyes becoming dull.
Not only was the distorted dream before too profound, but if he remembered correctly, he had already graduated from college.
I was working overtime full of motivation, but now I was suddenly sitting in the classroom of my high school days.
Li Zhengyi, who couldn't tell the difference between reality and virtual reality, was at a loss. In order to confirm whether he was dreaming, he carefully observed and touched the things around him, but there was no abnormality.
Then I found that I couldn't control the surrounding environment with my thoughts, and tried to read the contents of the book carefully again and again, but there was still no problem.
After many verifications, Li Zhengyi felt that he accepted the current reality, that is, he had really traveled back to his high school days.
"Oh my God, why are you torturing me like this! I finally found a job with a lot of girls after finishing college, why do you want me to do it all over again!?"
When Li Zhengyi was feeling extremely angry that he had to go through the hardships of studying all over again before he could enjoy life, a tall figure suddenly came in at the door.
That perfect body with uneven contours made him suddenly feel that maybe it would be good to do it again?
"Is that you? Now you know how to study hard. Why did you go there earlier?"
The person who came in was Wu Qiong, the head teacher. When she passed the classroom just now, she heard that there were still people studying seriously in the classroom, and she wanted to see which diligent and studious student was so outstanding.
But after walking into the classroom, I found that it was the third-to-last student who was careless. Thinking of the other party's previous actions, his originally eager expression suddenly turned cold.
"Why don't you leave? We need to lock the door. Remember to ask your parents to pick up the report card."
Li Zhengyi, who was enjoying the beautiful scenery, immediately woke up after hearing this. Thinking about my past experience, if I was really called a parent, I would inevitably eat a few meals of fried pork with chili pepper.
Suddenly remembering what Zhang Xiaoguang said when he left, Li Zhengyi treated a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and immediately started crying and acting.
"Teacher Wu, I know I was wrong, please let me go. I was so excited because I dreamed that I had awakened a pistol. I really didn't mean to do that to you."
Seeing that the other party's expression had indeed softened, he continued to say vividly: "I promise there will be no next time. If my dad finds out, he will definitely beat me with a belt again. Teacher Wu, please let me go." .”
"This... would your dad really hit you like that? I saw your dad was quite kind when I visited home before."
Seeing some unbearable expression on that beautiful face, Li Zhengyi said with added jealousy: "Yes, Teacher Wu, you don't know, last time I just accidentally forgot to come to class, and my dad broke two belts when he found out. , so that I could only sleep on my stomach for several days.”
"Well, since you know you were wrong, the teacher will forgive you this time and don't let it happen again."
Sure enough, it worked. I was forgiven so easily for saying that I dreamed of awakening.
But Li Zhengyi had no memory of this incident at all. What kind of awakening would it be?
"Here, the report card is here. It needs to be signed by the parents. Don't sign it yourself to fool me."
As expected, Teacher Wu is still so gentle, and her smile is really pretty. But for some reason, Li Zhengyi suddenly remembered the weird dream he had before, in which Teacher Wu looked like that...
"What's your look like, am I scary?"
"No...no, it's because you are so beautiful, Teacher Wu."
These words made the smile on his class teacher's face grow thicker, and then he said with a smile: "You are the only one who can speak. Let's go, we have to lock the door."
"Oh, alright."
Li Zhengyi casually stuffed a few books into his schoolbag, locked the door for Teacher Wu, and left.
Looking at the strange and familiar environment around me, it seems to be similar to what I remember, but I feel that the sense of the times is stronger.
This feeling hit me even more after I walked out of school. The clothes of pedestrians on the street were no longer so flashy and became much more conservative.
The cars on the road were no longer so crowded. Instead, people riding bicycles accounted for the majority, and there were even people driving cattle and horses passing by on the opposite side.
"Didi! Li Zhengyi?"
"Why don't you leave yet?"
Just when he was stunned, a white little sheep motorcycle stopped in front of him, and the person riding on it was his teacher Wu. His beauty now added a sense of sassiness.