The morning light is dim, and the Qinzheng Hall is solemn.
There was something wrong with the atmosphere in this morning's court, and His Majesty was obviously angry.
Get angry when you are angry. The old ministers have already prepared for the confrontation between the emperor and the minister, and they are not afraid of losing his temper if they dare to do so. As loyal ministers, they had the responsibility to write letters of advice and urge the emperor to follow the etiquette and laws. What was wrong with that? Not to mention his recklessness and overwhelming power, but he still couldn't kill them.
The veterans exchanged glances secretly, pretending not to see or understand.
Li Luansong was indeed grimacing, his face was ashen, and his face was full of displeasure.
Thinking about it makes me angry. These old stubborns are so persistent that they could come up with such means to seduce him.
"Teachers."
The title was changed, the tone was neither salty nor light, and it sounded very unpleasant.
"You guys at the Lotus Banquet have really put in all the effort and thought." Li Luansong smiled and held the armrest of the dragon throne with one hand, "Don't you have anything to explain?"
No one spoke.
All the old gods are there, looking at the eyes, nose and heart, keeping silent and pretending to be dumb.
"In this case, I think you all think that you are indeed at fault. So, the women who deliberately went to the observation deck to seduce me that day should be convicted one by one. They deceived the emperor, plotted evil, and allowed others to instigate the intention to be detrimental to me. Immediately issue an order to find out the names of these women and bring them to justice."
"Your Majesty." Looking at the edict written one after another, the veterans finally couldn't sit still, "No."
"Why not?" Li Luansong raised his eyes and said, "Master Chen, please explain which of what I just said is not a crime."
The old minister was silent.
"These women are uneducated and incompetent. They were taught to recite articles and yet they dared to show off in front of me. Do you think I am also uneducated and incompetent? A few rhetorical words can make me dizzy?"
His Majesty was furious and the table was slapped loudly.
"Or do you think that just by asking them to memorize it, they will be as knowledgeable, knowledgeable, and broad-minded as the Queen? Did the Queen memorize the article? You have not only insulted me, but also the Queen. It is simply unreasonable."
"His Majesty."
The veterans knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, please calm down. The veterans have no intention of doing so."
"Humph." Li Luansong laughed, "Then what do you mean?"
"The veterans were also very anxious and that's why they took this step."
Now I admit it.
"You don't even look at who those people are. They have no ideas and are full of recklessness. They dare to show off in front of me after only memorizing it. What do you think, ah, what do you think?"
It is true that we have not found a good person, and the veterans have reflected on this in private.
I always feel that since it is a drunken seduction, I should find the most graceful and beautiful girl, so that His Majesty's blood will surge and he will be unable to control himself when he is drunk.
They are all men. Your Majesty is in the prime of life. What's the problem with this?
Who would have thought that they would be found out? His Majesty only asked a few questions, and those girls were speechless. It is true that the daughter of the boudoir would not know those things.
"Your Majesty, the senior ministers are also working hard. There are too few people to serve and care about His Majesty. The Queen is the only one who has to be busy with matters inside and outside the palace, as well as taking care of the young Highness and Your Majesty. The senior ministers also want to think too much. Add more manpower to prevent the queen from being overworked."
Your Majesty loves your empress, that’s right.
Li Luansong laughed angrily, "So you'd better serve the Queen wholeheartedly. Then I really have to thank you all on behalf of the Queen. In this case, the Queen is a female dependent, so let the Queen invite all the sisters and wives to gather together to discuss how to raise husbands and raise children. Experience it.”
Here we go again, threatening people again.
The old ministers hurriedly said: "Well, that's not necessary. My old wife is too stupid to be put on the stage, so as not to taint the eyes of the empress."
"No, the teachers are too humble." Li Luansong waved his hand, "Compared to the idiots you sent me, the masters are well-educated, gentle and gentle, and more importantly, they know right from wrong and hate evil as much as hatred. I think they will definitely be able to help the Queen better. We must deal with the evil intentions of Xiao Xiao and some people."
Being said to be Xiaoxiao, the faces of a group of veterans turned pale and red, red and white again, in a variety of colors.
Although the veterans were not forceful and actively admitted their mistakes, they were determined not to give up or say that they would no longer make up their minds. Li Luansong finally understood this time that they would never give up until their goal was achieved.
After struggling with this matter for several months and exhausting all methods, he no longer believed that these veterans could come up with any bad ideas.
They broke up unhappy, and after retreating from the court, Li Luansong went to find Shen Que in a depressed mood.
"What, do you really want to invite the ladies?"
Shen Que was shocked when he heard the news, "Your Majesty really wants to make things worse."
She already knew what happened to Li Luansong that night at the lotus banquet. In order to comfort her husband's injured little heart, she had been tormented by him all night, and she still suffered from back pain.
"If you want to ask, you must ask." Li Luansong said angrily: "They are just relying on their old age and stubbornness to rely on their old age to sell themselves off. Then I have to let the sisters and wives put pressure on them. They are too idle and have lived a good life enough."
Shen Que pondered, is this really okay? Don't go back and make trouble for the whole family. That would be a big sin.
Li Luansong said it was okay, "I have made up my mind, the queen should hurry up and prepare a banquet."
The emperor's majesty was displayed. Shen Que shook his head and felt helpless. The monarch and his ministers were at odds again.
Originally, when she was so tormented by him, she thought that someone would help her share the burden, but when Li Luansong told her that a young lady really came to seduce him that night, Shen Que felt sour in his heart. It turned out that she really was the one he liked. Others are not allowed to share it.
Thinking about it this way, I really feel that those veterans are really hateful.
If you have a banquet, you will have a banquet, and then let the ladies repair them.
Three days later, all the wives of the veterans were present at the Empress's appreciation banquet.
Shen Que said: "Today, there are no kings or ministers, no matter how big or small. I will get together with all the masters and ladies to ask for advice from them."
The ladies are happy, this is a great honor.
They all come from scholarly families, all of them are well-mannered, elegant and quiet, and they are very familiar with banquets.
According to Li Luansong's instructions, Shen Que had done his homework before, and his words were indistinguishable. He spoke like Master Chen and Master Li, making the ladies smile.
After three drinks, Shen Que got down to business and took out Li Luansong's private collection that had been hidden away in the box over the years.
That was the homework that the couple had done all night. Li Luansong specially found someone to keep a small account:
"I heard that Mr. Chen had a childhood sweetheart cousin when he was young, and the two of them fell in love. Now I see that Mrs. Chen is more dignified and generous, and the house is also in good order."
Mrs. Chen's heart skipped a beat:...How come I didn't know about this...
"Does Mr. Wang still associate with the proprietress of the music studio now? That is Dan Niang. I heard that she was a great beauty when she was young, and she had a romantic relationship with Mr. Wang."
Mrs. Wang: ...This bad old man is still hiding this matter...
"Teacher Rong once asked Your Majesty to take care of an old friend. The girl was in her early thirties. She was so exquisite, gentle and charming. A few days ago, Your Majesty saw Teacher Rong going to find that girl. Not to mention, the teacher still treated her very well. So considerate.”
Mrs. Rong: ...I can’t sit still anymore. Go home and beat that old man to death...
Intentionally or unintentionally, intentionally or unintentionally, use the other person's way to treat the other person's body.
After a banquet, the ladies came with smiling faces and left with angry faces.
The next thing I heard was that there was a quarrel in the Chen Mansion all night, and Mr. Wang was beaten by his wife. However, there was no commotion in the Wang Mansion. Mrs. Wang went directly to find the Dan Niang and took him home. Mr. Wang was stunned. I didn't dare to go back home; Master Rong was even worse. He even had his clothes and people kicked out...
The news was coming from all over the place, which made Li Luansong stand up and clap his hands in joy, but Shen Que looked at it with a frown on his face.
Is this really a good idea?
However, Li Luansong was naturally not happy for a few days. The "enemies" came back with desperate counterattack.
This counterattack showed a kind of hysterical cruelty, and the veterans became much more ruthless after suffering so much.
The court went to court as usual, the monarchs and ministers discussed as usual, traveled as usual, and the food talks were as usual. However, everywhere Li Luansong went was filled with the "elaborate arrangements" of the veterans.
When a memorial is presented, there must be a small portrait of a beauty inside; on the way His Majesty is traveling, there will inevitably be beauties who stumble across her, either with a sprained foot, looking for a lost bracelet, or even calling for help directly...
Li Luansonggang didn't take it seriously at first, just throw it away and avoid it.
But the veterans have become more and more serious.
In the books your Majesty reads, in the papers you use for daily use, and even on the walls when you go to court, there are all kinds of pictures of beauties, some in various styles, some posing, and some simply wearing little clothes...
Li Luansong couldn't bear it anymore, and he got angry several times. The imperial doctor said: "Your Majesty, this is because the fire is attacking your heart, causing gastrointestinal obstruction, and the filthy matter cannot be discharged..."
Shen Que started busy prescribing food supplements for him again.
Li Luansong said dejectedly: "If you don't eat it, your stomach will bloat to death if you eat it again, and you will almost become a Pixiu."
Shen Que held the snow pear water and said: "Your Majesty, please try this to clear the intestines and remove the fire. You must be patient and don't be impatient. The more impatient you are, the more you will get angry."
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The battle between the king and his ministers was still going on. Li Luansong held Shen Que in his arms and said sluggishly: "Yuyuan, what should I do? They forced me to submit."
Shen Que comforted him: "Your Majesty has your Majesty's difficulties, and I have realized it now. After all, it is also the responsibility of the teachers, and it is not an option for Your Majesty to remain in a stalemate like this."
"Yes, they used the law to force me. It has to be the day of the draft. These are the rules. Rules, rules. Rules are made by people. Why can't I change it?"
He was furious, like a child who had been greatly wronged.
Shen Que said: "Actually, I have thought about it. It is better to obey than fight with them to the end."
"What do you mean?" Li Luansong asked anxiously, "Don't you even support me?"
Shen Que said no, "Let's use the strategy, draft the draft, and when the troops come, we will cover up the water and the earth. Your Majesty, leave it to your concubines."
Look, you have to look at your wife at the critical moment.
Thus, this coaching game finally came to an end in this grand and grand draft.
