After the twilight meal, candles were lit in the courtyard of Zhang's house, and the bright lights were connected together, but the Ningxiang Pavilion was still dark.
Li Luansong had been awake for a while. The bright-eyed woman's face in the mirror, the proud spring beauty with different protrusions on her body, the soft fragrance all over her body and the charming gauze in her eyes... made him feel that he -
You’ve been punished!
What did I say before: I want to become a woman.
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and Li Luansong covered his face. Look, his wish has come true.
Zelan heard the noise and hurriedly opened the curtain and came in. Seeing that he was covering his face, he quickly asked: "My wife is awake, are you still feeling unwell?"
Li Luansong shook his head: "Who am I?"
what is the problem? Zelan was shocked, but still stumbled and answered: "Is it... the eldest lady?"
Li Luansong shook his head again and asked, "I'm asking, whose wife am I?"
Oh my god, what's going on? Zelan felt that the matter was a bit big, so he swallowed and said: "Uncle, Zhang Shilang, Zhang Chengru."
Oh, it's him, Zhang Chengru, minister of the Ministry of Rites, fourth rank. A scholar full of sour poems, he looks exactly like the young ladies in the capital. He has delicate skin, tender flesh, and weak writing. He looks like a gentleman, but is actually a coward.
Li Luansong finally put down his hand, already understanding in his heart that it was Zhang Chengru's wife who became him.
Okay, let's make peace with it now. His Royal Highness, Prince Jin, who has always been lying flat, is very adaptable. Anyway, let's get through tonight first and avoid the annoying policy discussions and court meetings.
He looked around the room, and his eyes fell on the face of Zelan, who looked frightened. He was probably the lady's personal maid, and she was probably petrified by now.
"That's right." Li Luansong cleared his throat, quickly turned it around in his mind, and began to make up: "I'm afraid it hurt my brain and I can't remember many things."
Amnesia?
Zeelan's eyes widened. Heatstroke can cause people to lose their memory. It's really scary.
"Then... I'll go ask the doctor right now." She turned around and was about to go out, but was pulled back by Li Luansong:
"Need not."
His strength was a bit too strong, and Zeelan fell to the ground.
"Madam." Zelan was confused. Wasn't she sick? She hadn't eaten anything all day. How could she have so much strength?
Li Luansong didn't notice anything wrong at all. Instead, he felt that this body was really weak and boneless, with no strength.
"I'll be fine after a few days of rest."
The room was a bit stuffy and his body was covered in sweat. He wiped the stickiness on his neck and said, "Bring a fan, and then go to the kitchen to get something to eat."
After finishing speaking, he thought for a while and added: "Get some elbow meat, I'm very hungry."
Damn it.
Madam never eats that kind of fatty food. Zelan suddenly turned around and looked at him: "Madam, are you really okay? I have been with you for so many years, but you never eat that."
"Ah?" Li Luansong tried his best to endure the last trace of impatience and said, "Then I want to eat it now, is that okay?"
"Okay, okay, I'll give you the instructions right now." Zeelan got up and ran faster than a rabbit.
Not long after, a large portion of braised pork elbow and two portions of stir-fried pork belly were delivered.
Following Li Luansong's instructions, Zelan held a cup of tea and helped him "remember" the past while serving him dinner. Let's start from today, talk about why the lady fainted, and then Zeelan found out why he kept talking more and more.
The eldest lady seems to have forgotten nothing, not even his father's name, Shen Fu, let alone his step-wife, Liu Shi, and his younger sister, Shen Silan.
The matter was a bit serious. Zelan scratched his head and started talking from the beginning again. When he talked about the old lady of the Zhang family and her sister-in-law, she found that the eldest lady's face was not very good.
Li Luansong thought that she would become such a powerful lady, but it turned out that this lady had nothing to do with being powerful. What kind of life was she living like this? It was too unfair.
After holding in my anger for a long time, my big elbow no longer smelled good. With a "pop" sound, he dropped his chopsticks and just as he was about to open his mouth, he heard a woman's sharp chirping voice not far away.
Immediately, the door was knocked, and someone shouted: "Sister-in-law, open the door. The old lady asked us to come and ask for money from my sister-in-law."
"Who?" Li Luansong asked Zelan with a frown.
Zelan had already accepted the fact that his wife had lost her memory, and hurriedly explained: "It's Mrs. Song from the second room. Today, the old lady said that the second room lady needs to buy jewelry and clothes to attend the lotus banquet. The money will be paid by you, my wife."
Another voice sounded outside the door, it was Wang Peilan: "Sister-in-law, open the door, let's go in and talk."
This was followed by Zhang Guanhua's yin and yang tone: "She is getting richer and richer now. Who can show this big lady airs to her?"
This time Li Luansong didn't need to ask, Zelan took the initiative to explain: "The third wife of the queen and the fifth girl of the house."
After saying that, he glanced at Li Luansong again and couldn't help but said: "Madam, when they come to ask for money, you can't act like usual. Just give them as much as they want. That's your own..."
"Sister-in-law, open the door."
The banging on the door outside became more and more urgent, and the sound was very unkind.
Li Luansong's anger had been raised to the highest level by these women. He was impatient to listen to Zelan's words, waved his hand and said: "Go, drive them all away."
ah?
Zeelan was stunned.
"Didn't you hear me? Get out of here."
Really caught off guard, Zelan didn't dare to say anything when he saw the angry look on his face. He responded quickly, turned around and opened the bead curtain and went out.
The door was opened, and from Li Luansong's perspective, a bejeweled figure could be vaguely seen.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our eldest lady is sick and is too weak to get out of bed. Please come back tomorrow." Zelan deserved to feel a little guilty.
"Hey, you've only been kneeling for a long time and now you're pretending to be bullied. Who are you showing?"
"The old lady said that the money will be given today, but tomorrow will be another day of delay."
"Get out of the way and let us in."
…
Zelan couldn't resist the entanglement of several people, and was about to let them in. Suddenly, she saw a cold light flashing in front of her eyes, and with a "pop", a plain silver hairpin passed through Rongrong's hair on the tip of Song Qingyue's nose. The hairpin was stuck directly on the door panel in front of him, and the tail of the hairpin shook, making a buzzing sound.
Everyone was silent and their minds went blank.
Didn't you say that the lady is very sick and weak? How can she still stab the "dart"? Look at this strength, it would be difficult for an ordinary man to do it. If it hits the face...
Song Qingyue's legs went weak and she almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Wang Peilan beside her helped her in time.
"Sister-in-law...?" Wang Peilan looked at Zelan, who was also frightened. Suddenly, he remembered the lady's instructions and said hurriedly:
"My wife is a bit grumpy right now. Please go back first. This..."
"But, what about the money?" Zhang Guanhua on the side was still reluctant.
"Get out of here, get out of here." Li Luansong couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at the door: "Even if my father is dead or my mother is gone, you are asking for money from me, are you a beggar? Or I gave birth to you and raised you, get out of here. "
Zhang Guanhua had never been treated like this in his life. She was the old lady's heartthrob and the fifth lady who was obedient to the whole family. Now that she was being scolded like this, she forgot to reply and just stuttered: "Shen... Shen Que, Just wait for me, I...I'll tell mother."
After saying that, he covered his face and ran away crying. Zelan couldn't persuade him anymore. He looked back at Song Qingyue and Wang Peilan. They supported each other and left without daring to say a word.
Jie Qi is a real Qi Jie, Zelan has never seen the lady so domineering.
However, I'm afraid there will be another huge wave tomorrow.
*
When the lanterns were turned on, the Jin Palace was ablaze with splendor.
Shen Que opened his eyes and lay on the bed for a long time, not daring to move.
Now she understands what happened, but why is it happening?
The room was magnificent, and it was obviously a man's room. The room was filled with swords, guns, swords and halberds. Although there were also the Four Treasures of the Study, the ink was cracked and dried, and the paper was covered with black writing.
Shen Que identified her current identity from the files posted on the documents: the eldest prince, the king of Jin, Li Luansong.
Taking a breath of cold air, Shen Que felt dizzy.
This Highness is now a very popular figure in Daye. Shen Que recalled what happened many years ago. At that time, when she was still in her boudoir, she often heard her father mention this eldest prince, who was superb in martial arts and was very good at arranging troops. Since he was three years old, he has followed His Majesty in the north and south, and has made great achievements in battle, frightening the enemies wherever he goes.
Over the years, the stability of Daye's frontier has relied entirely on this unparalleled hero. The name of King Jin has almost become the patron saint of Daye. The common people talk about His Highness's glorious deeds, and this handsome and heroic prince has become a symbol of the capital. The man in the dreams of many female relatives.
How could it be him? Shen was really confused.
He raised his arms to support his chin, and then he realized that his thick arms, big hands and feet, and his palms were covered with calluses. Looking in the mirror again, he saw that his strong body and handsome facial features were indeed arousing people's imagination.
Not bad looking indeed.
However, Shen Que looked down at her crotch, and what was there made her want to hit her head to death.
After three years of marriage, Shen Que was still innocent. Now that she suddenly had this ugly thing that didn't belong to her, she felt frightened and dizzy.
Shen Que took another look to make sure there was no one in the room, so he spread his legs and sat upright like a man. Well, it was really comfortable, but it was a bit crowded just now.
But...oh my God, how can I take a bath or show off...
Shen Que felt desperate.
"Hey, Your Highness is up." Eunuch Shi quickly came in to help him, "Why don't you call me a slave?"
Shen Que calmed down and said it was okay, and asked Mr. Shi: "What happened?"
With a grimace on his face, Eunuch Shi recounted what happened a few hours ago again, not forgetting to emphasize the "strategy" that would make him pack up and get out.
Shen Que nodded and said nothing.
After thinking about it, let's make peace with it as it comes, settle the things in front of us first, and then slowly think of a solution.
She stood up and walked to the desk. Eunuch Shi asked hurriedly: "Your Highness, are you going to..."
"I'll write the policy, and you can help me light the candles to make things brighter."
Eunuch Shi just wanted to hug His Highness and spin around in circles. He was so excited that he burst into tears and said, "I'll go right now. Thank you for your grace. Thank you for your grace."
Your Highness is really kind, and this slave can still work for another five hundred years.
