"No!"
Mo Shan exclaimed and quickly reached out his hand to take his grandson away.
Unexpectedly, the eldest son of the Mo family, who was just one year old, grabbed the 'Rarely Confused' seal left by Liu Bai in one hand, and the 'Smart Life' seal used when drawing lots with the other hand, and pressed down with both hands at the same time!
moment,
On the pure white paper, two seals appeared!
The daughter-in-law quickly picked up the child, fearing that she would ruin something important for her father-in-law.
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
However...
Mo Shan, who was originally panicked and a little angry, was slightly startled when he saw the mark on the paper, and then burst into laughter.
The Mohist disciples in the institute were confused and stepped forward to take a look.
I saw two seals, pressed side by side, forming exactly two lines of words.
Above: It’s rare to be smart,
Below: I am confused!
The two seals, which originally had good meanings, were pressed together, but they had such funny consequences, which made people laugh!
"So that's it! So that's it!"
"The problem left by Mr. Liu has been solved!"
Amidst the laughter, Mo Shan even had tears in his eyes!
He got it!
Liu Gong means...a seal, isn't it just a word?
Just engrave each word into a seal and press the paper like this! Isn’t it possible to produce books in batches?
Mo Shan reversed the order of the two seals and stamped them together like this!
Two lines of words instantly appeared on the paper, which read: 'Smartness is rare, but a lifetime of confusion'!
Just a few changes, but the meaning changes a lot!
With such an action, everyone here is also an elite disciple of the Mo Family Research Institute, and they instantly understood what Mo Shan meant!
All of them looked ecstatic!
"Good grandson! Good grandson!"
"Gong Liu set a deadline of three days, but I, the great grandson of the Mo family, cracked it in just one night!"
"Our Mo family has such a gifted grandson, and our Mo family is thriving!"
"Grandson, your name has been decided!"
Mo Shan walked up to his daughter-in-law, took the child over, and kissed the fat baby hard with his bearded face!
The child with a prickly beard is screaming!
No one was making fun of him at all, their eyes were full of joy!
This is all God's will!
Mo Shan laughed the hardest, with the wrinkles on his face blooming like chrysanthemums, and the kiss made his saliva splash everywhere!
"Dad, is your son's name Mo Zhan?"
Seeing that his father was happy, Mo Shan's son didn't bother to wipe the nosebleed and asked quickly.
As soon as this question came out, Mo Shan, who was still in ecstasy, his smile suddenly froze!
"I'll make you steam! I think you're in a daze!"
"Our grandson's name is Mo Sheng!"
Mo Shan hugged his grandson and kicked his son, and everyone in the room burst into laughter.
The daughter-in-law froze on the spot, completely unaware of what was happening.
....
"Wow! It hurts! It hurts so much!"
"Such an inhumane schedule! I must find an opportunity to advise His Majesty in the future. It's okay if the meeting time is a little later!"
"Don't you know that early morning is the time when male function is at its strongest?"
The next day, Liu Bai, who finally got up under the service of the maid, kept complaining!
To be honest, 996 in later generations is inhumane enough, but compared to the early dynasty of Great Qin, it actually still looks like a human being.
Because...morning is four o'clock in the morning!
After reluctantly washing up, Liu Bai stood up and walked out of the room to go to court.
"Huh? Was it windy last night? Why did all the leaves on this tree fall off?"
When walking through the courtyard, Liu Bai was slightly startled and found that all the leaves had fallen. However, he didn't pay much attention to these small things. He casually told the maid to clean up early, and hurriedly got in the car and went to the morning court.
There is no way, Uncle Chen is old, weak and slow in movement!
He Liu Bai still respects the old and loves the young!
Didn't you see that when he beat Hu Hai and Chun Yuyue, he spared no effort?
....
In the Qilin Hall, there were constant quarrels!
"What army? One thousand people, one million?!!!"
"The national treasury is dedicated to these thousand people, right?"
"What should the soldiers in the north do? What should they do about next year's spring plowing, how to deal with the peach blossom flood, and how to deal with the drought relief in the northwest!"
"Old General, this is money from the treasury! Money from the treasury!!!"
"I can't take it out, I can't take it out at all!"
The veins on Yang Ye's forehead popped out, almost as big as his little finger!
Ling Xia Wuqi, the imperial physician who accompanied the palace, was frightened by what he saw. He carried a medicine box on his back and wanted to treat him at any time.
When Wang Jian came up with the plan to build a new army, not to mention Yang Ye's veins popped out, the old guy almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot!
In addition to the great minister, all the ministers in the court also looked at him in astonishment!
What new army? One thousand people for one million dollars? One person has to spend a thousand dollars?
This is as much as the monthly salary of two county guards!
Even Li Si, the right prime minister next to Liu Bai, was silent at this moment.
He also couldn't understand why Wang Jian, who was already somewhat retiring, came here so suddenly?
Only Liu Bai smiled bitterly.
One thousand people and one million dollars seemed too much in Yang Ye's opinion, but Liu Bai knew it himself... It was still too little!
It seems that this old general is even preparing to make do with the new army's armaments.
Wang Jian was so angry that he glanced at Liu Bai who was saying "it's none of his business", then turned to His Majesty the First Emperor and said: "Your Majesty, this is the new military system! The old minister did not lie at all!"
The Xuanjia Army was too important. Wang Jian knew that the treasury was in urgent need, so he had to present it to His Majesty at this time.
This heavily armored cavalry is the sharpest sword in the Qin Dynasty and the most unbreakable line of defense!
"Send it up."
His Majesty the First Emperor frowned slightly and spoke calmly.
Dunruo, who was beside him, quickly walked down the platform, took the memorial from Wang Jian, and placed it on the desk of His Majesty the First Emperor.
However, His Majesty the First Emperor did not rush to open it and take a look. Instead, he glanced at Wang Jian.
The latter nodded slightly.
For decades, the monarch and his ministers had a tacit understanding on many matters.
His Majesty the First Emperor knew that what Wang Jian said at this time must be necessary! And Wang Jian also knew that His Majesty would understand his difficulties.
At this moment, my own memorial to the founding of the army is like putting a sword on the neck of the treasury and asking for money!
"Your Majesty, I have no money! I really have no money!"
"The treasury finally breathed a sigh of relief. With this million, the people in the two river basins may not even be able to eat the disaster relief food mixed with sand next year!"
When Yang Ye saw this scene, he started crying!
Ordnance and armament again! Ordnance and armament again!
Daijun in the north wanted to equip a three-piece set of war horses, which was finally solved, and they also had to recruit new troops. The national treasury really couldn't bear it!
Since ancient times, the relationship between military and wealth has always been justified.
As a finance minister, I am afraid that I have to curse the military boss a few times before I can sleep well at night. ,
"That's enough, Yang Qing, don't cry. I'll discuss it after reading the memorial."
His Majesty the First Emperor raised his eyebrows and spoke in a deep voice.
Yang Ye's crying stopped abruptly, and he wiped the 'tear stains' on his face with his sleeves, while standing behind with his expression as usual!
The speed with which this hand changed his face made Liu Bai stunned!
After drinking some tea, a dissatisfied voice came from the high platform:
"Liu Bai, was this army designed by you?"
Upon hearing this, Liu Bai shouted in his heart that it was bad!
This old fox...sold me in his memorial!