"Gold juice?!!!"
Hearing Liu Bai's words, all the young masters were slightly stunned and did not react at all.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"I didn't expect that such a powerful weapon for defending the city could also be a good medicine!"
Instead, Ying Gao, the most reckless among the young masters, was the first to speak and burst into laughter!
What is golden juice?
In short, it's... shit!
The military function of this thing is to defend the city! The fire boils like this, and when the enemy ants attack the city, it collapses like this!
Even if he was not scalded to death, he would be thrown to death. Even if he was not thrown to death, he would die of ulcers all over his body after returning to the military camp!
And...it tastes really...very delicious!
Ying Gao liked military force the most, so he naturally became the first one to react.
Except, of course, Long Qie.
Because as soon as this kid heard that he was going to give golden juice to Chun Yuyue, a bad old man who didn't like it no matter how he looked at it, he ran away long ago!
This running speed makes me anxious!
"Teacher, no!"
"This...is insulting to politeness!"
"It's better to let the imperial physician in the palace..."
Fusu was so anxious that he quickly stopped him.
If you drank golden juice, wouldn't it be the same thing as a dog eating?
My teacher Chunyu is a scholar. Wouldn't it be more uncomfortable to do this than to kill Chunyu Yue?
"Sir, this is wrong!"
"Look, Dr. Chunyu's face is flushed. Although he is unconscious, his breathing is extremely rapid! This is already a critical condition!"
"This place is far from the Imperial Medical Office. Even if it is as long as Long Qie's, it will take three sticks of incense to travel. Let the imperial doctor run here..."
"I'm afraid Dr. Chunyu will feel cold by then!"
"But this Yiwen Palace has a hut!"
Upon hearing Fusu's objection, Liu Bai immediately put away the smile in his eyes and said righteously: "Human life is at stake, young master! Dr. Chunyu is my minister of the Qin Dynasty, and I, Liu Bai, am the Prime Minister of the Qin Dynasty. , how can you just sit idly by and ignore it! If you want to feed it, you must feed it!"
These words were so serious that even Fusu couldn't tell the truth from the lies at this moment!
Vaguely, Fusu instinctively felt that Liu Bai was pretending to be serving the public good for personal gain!
But it is a fact that Chunyu Yue is in danger!
At this moment, he hesitated!
On the contrary, Ying Che's mouth suddenly twitched, and his eyes were trembling!
This Liu Bai... is so cruel!
Killing people... but also killing your heart?
For a person like Chun Yuyue who cares about face, if he had to choose between feeding him gold juice and giving him a knife, the latter would definitely wipe his neck directly!
If Liu Bai were fed this mouthful of golden juice, Chunyu Yue would save his life but lose his own soul!
At this moment, the whole place at the entrance of Yiwen Palace suddenly became quiet!
You gentlemen want to watch a good show, but you are also afraid that you will say the wrong thing and make your brothers unhappy!
Liu Bai, on the other hand, was extremely anxious!
This dragon is running a bit slowly!
....
"Hey hey hey, here comes the golden juice!"
About while the tea was being served, a slightly excited voice sounded.
Although there was only such a small amount of time, everyone felt that a long time had passed.
Seeing Long Qie running towards him quickly, the young masters almost instinctively took ten steps back!
because....
This thing carried a whole bucket!
Ying Che's eyes almost popped out of his head!
Why...you still have enough to take care of this thing?
"Quick, quick, gentlemen, get out of the way."
"Old man Chunyu, hold on!"
Long Qie ran fast and shouted wildly.
In fact, there is no need for him to shout. At this moment...who dares not to get out of the way?
If you get a little bit of this stuff on your clothes, your brothers will laugh at you for three years!
Even Liu Bai put away his "concern" for Chun Yuyue just now and took several steps back.
The place where he stopped happened to be behind Ying Che.
Such a position made Ying Che's eyebrows jump wildly!
He always frowned slightly and retreated behind everyone, but today Liu Bai actually used him as a shield?
But...Ying Che still has no solution!
Why! The money is in other people’s hands!
"Longji...you..."
Fusu didn't back away, but seeing Long Qie picking up a gourd gourd and pouring it into Chunyu Yue's mouth, the eldest son of the empire... still had a grudge in his heart after all!
"Don't worry, Mr. Fusu, I'll take my time!"
Long Qie grinned and said a word of relief!
When these words were spoken, everyone quickly covered their mouths!
What a good excuse to cover up the smell! Long Qi, your joke is very good!
"Brother, stand back! Dr. Chunyu's life is important!"
After all, Ying Gao was an honest man and stepped forward to pull Fusu away from this 'place of shit'!
"Hey, Dr. Chunyu, enjoy it!"
Long Qie shook his hand, but his smile remained unchanged.
After all, he is a man on the march, so he is not used to gold juice!
Furthermore, he is a tough man who is used to life and death on the battlefield, so how can he dislike being dirty and smelly!
"vomit!"
In such a 'horrifying' situation, all the gentlemen could no longer bear it and retched!
Of course, they are also royal princes, so they would not be so rude. Even if they retched, they would cough to cover it up, so as not to make their brother look bad!
Liu Bai, on the other hand, had a smile on his face!
Aren't you, Chunyu Yue, a good face? Aren’t you claiming to be a great scholar and scholar?
Later, let's see how you maintain this style.
As for gold juice to cure diseases...to be honest, Liu Bai knew whether this stuff might be able to cure diseases, but...he didn't know what Chunyu Yue's disease was, so naturally he couldn't talk about 'prescribing the right medicine'!
Anyway, first aid measures were taken! If Chunyu Yue really dies, and if I pretend to cry again in the court tomorrow and write some condolences to Chunyu Yue, who in the world will not praise me, Liu Bai, for my benevolence?
This scene is quite similar to Zhuge Liang crying about Zhou Yu!
Why are you crying? Oh Chunyu, what a pity Chunyu?
"Come again!"
Liu Bai took out the silk and covered his nose and mouth, and added another sentence along the way.
After saying these words, all the gentlemen suddenly lost their mood to watch.
Even... guys with a darker mentality like Ying Che were stunned!
"puff!!!"
"vomit..."
'The clear spring flows! '
Chunyu Yue didn't even open his eyes, his first reaction was to vomit!
"It stinks! What kind of dirty thing is this? It stinks so bad!"
Then, Chun Yuyue opened his eyes, and suddenly saw Long Qie holding a gourd and ladle stained with feces and urine, as well as the disgusted expressions of all the young masters.
"Liu Bai!!!!!!"
"What did you do to me! Why... vomit!"
"Such a stench!"
Chunyu Yue guessed something, but couldn't believe it at all.
He felt his throat was extremely uncomfortable!
Even the roaring sound seemed to come straight to the head with a special smell!
"Hey! Old man, don't push too hard, just give it a try. I also want to ask my Mr. Liu for the recipe!"
However, the only response to him was Long Qie's disdainful voice, and the eyes of all the young masters...who were so disgusted that they couldn't be more disgusted.
As for Hu Hai, tears were streaming down his face at this moment, and he was completely scared to cry.