Li Laifu ran into the Summer Palace and did not rush to take out the wild boar. Instead, he wandered around Kunming Lake. There was not even a fish in the space, which was too embarrassing for his predecessors.
I finally found a secluded place. There are too many people fishing these days. I took out the fishing line and hook and threw it directly into the water. Thanks to the long enough fishing line this time, there were no fish at all on the edge of the lake. The 100-meter fishing line After going out 50 meters, I caught a fish weighing more than three kilograms. There was no need to catch it at all. After hooking it, it was collected directly in the space. It took three hours to catch more than 50 kilograms of fish. The largest one only weighed seven or eight kilograms. It was obviously Kunming. The fish in the lake are almost all fished out.
He put away the fish hook and line, took out a sack and put a little pig in it. Carrying the sack, he walked towards Peking University. When he arrived at the door, he acted like a thief and asked the security guard standing guard: "Your section chief is guarding the gate now." ?"
The man looked around and whispered, "Our section chief went to Director Zhou's place to wait for you."
"Damn it, he's actually gotten smarter!" Li Laifu muttered. He didn't have to sneak around when no one was around. He straightened his back and threw a piece of candy over.
As soon as he entered the office building, Zhou Chengzai walked over quickly and said, "Brother Laifu, I knew you would come back and I have been waiting for you for a long time."
Seeing Zhou Cheng's excited look, Li Laifu said, "Brother Zhou, it's just a little wild boar."
"You are just a pheasant, Brother Zhou, I have to welcome you," Zhou Cheng said politely.
Li Laifu frowned, why did this sound so awkward? Does it feel like Zhou Xiang is swearing?
Still couldn't help but ask: "Brother Zhou, did you omit words in your last sentence?"
Zhou Cheng thought for a while and laughed and said: "Brother Laifu, I saw you were so excited that you seemed to have omitted two words. You know your brother Zhou, and I would never mean to scold you."
Zhou Cheng pulled Li Laifu into the office. He suddenly felt something moving behind him and immediately took a step forward. When he turned around, he saw that it was Liu Wenyu who had kicked the ball in the air. Now he would rather run two steps and be beaten to death than use Yongchun's hand gesture. He let that person die last time. The old man said that he practices girl boxing, which is embarrassing enough. The key is that people of this generation have never seen the Ip Man movie, that wicked two-character lead? It makes people daydream so much. There are no entertainment projects these days. If there is gossip or news spread all over the city, it will be embarrassing for adults if it spreads.
"You brat, I thought you weren't coming. You made the three of us work under the sun for another half an hour. I wonder where you are going this time?" Liu Wenyu closed the office door.
Li Laifu said jokingly: "Brother Zhou, why did you lead someone to ambush me?"
Zhou Cheng slapped his forehead and said jokingly: "Blame me, blame me, I even forgot he was in my office."
Then he said to Liu Wenyu: "Old Liu, if you dare to hit my brother again, I will order all the chefs in the cafeteria to shake their spoons when they see you."
These words were so threatening that Liu Wenyu didn't have to spoon them once every meal to feel at a disadvantage.
"You two don't have a good cake?" After Liu Wenyu finished cursing, knowing that the two of them had to settle a score, he picked up the sack on the ground and walked outside.
After the two sat down, Zhou Cheng poured him tea and Li Laifu held a cigarette for him.
"Brother Zhou, can you get me some pastry tickets this time?" Li Laifu said straight to the point.
Zhou Cheng lit his cigarette and sat on the sofa, "Brother, pastry tickets are not cheap nowadays. Let me tell you directly, I don't have one, but so many teachers and professors must have one."
With so many people involved, he didn't dare to talk about the purchase and sale notes. Li Laifu said directly: "Brother Zhou, I'm not going to sell this little pig, so just take it and exchange it for me!"
Seeing Li Laifu's serious expression, Zhou Cheng didn't hesitate and readily agreed: "Well, I'll help you change some, and then go to my uncle's place to have a look."
Li Laifu was waiting in his office, and Zhou Cheng hurried out.
Li Laifu waited for two hours while Zhou Cheng held a snack box in his hand.
Zhou Cheng put the snack box on the table and said, "Brother Laifu, have you been waiting for a long time? These teachers are the ones who don't let go of the rabbit before they see it. They insist on waiting for the kitchen to kill the pig and deal with it before they are willing to change it. "
"No hurry, no rush," Li Laifu said politely.
Zhou Cheng took out a handful of bills and said: That little pig weighs 25 pounds with its head, internal organs, and trotters removed. There is still 15 pounds. The piglet has no oil or water. One pound of meat is exchanged for one pound of cake tickets. "I'll give it to you." I bought 13 kilograms of pastry tickets, and for the remaining two kilograms of meat, I got a set of Jingba pieces from my uncle’s place for you."
"Brother Zhou, why don't you take the Jingba piece and take the two kilograms of meat as a gift from me.
"My uncle still has some, so don't be polite to me, but...I won't give you the pig's head or internal organs," Zhou Cheng added jokingly.
"Why do I need that thing? Thank you, Brother Zhou," Li Laifu said politely.
"You two brothers, please don't be polite,"
After Zhou Cheng finished speaking, he glanced at his watch and said, "Let's go, Brother Zhou invites you out for dinner today."
Li Laifu didn't eat breakfast and happened to be hungry, so he didn't refuse. He put the Jingba items and receipts in his schoolbag and followed Zhou Cheng out of the office.
Zhou Cheng took Li Laifu with him on his bicycle. It took half an hour for the barbecue season to arrive. Zhou Cheng led Li Laifu through the door with ease. "Director Zhou, I haven't been here for a while," the waiter greeted him politely.
"Yes, the school has been too busy recently, so Zhou Cheng chose a table under a fan and sat down.
"Brother Laifu, you sit down first while I go to write the tickets and get the meat."
Li Laifu looked around the room. This was obviously a Korean Teppanyaki. It was probably copied by Xiao Han, a country that lacks confidence.
Looking at the people coming and going in the restaurant, no matter what your status is these days, you have to serve the food yourself. Of course, the waiter does not count. The waiter helping you clear the table has already given you face, so don’t stay here. Act like a boss, otherwise the chef from the back kitchen will rush out with a spoon to fuck you. If you finish eating and leave, you are the customer. If you dare to cause trouble, they will become a fighting group.
"Brother, don't be in a hurry when eating this," Zhou Cheng came over with two large tea trays.
Li Laifu took a tea tray with two large plates of mutton on it. Zhou Cheng's tea tray also had a plate of mutton and two bowls with the ingredients already mixed.
Inside the iron shelf in the middle of the table, a waiter brought three pieces of firewood over. Li Laifu frowned and asked curiously: "Brother Zhou, aren't there any charcoal here?"
Zhou Cheng explained to Li Laifu: "Pine wood is used here, and the grilled meat will have a pine aroma. If you put charcoal, it won't have that smell."
Seeing Li Laifu studying wood there, Zhou Cheng shouted loudly: "Xiao Wu, bring me a bottle of Xifeng wine. I've already given you the money."
"Okay, Director Zhou," the waiter agreed with a smile.
It's a bit of a slap in the face. Just now I was thinking about how awesome the waiter was and how bad his attitude was. Why is he so nice now?
Zhou Cheng handed the bowl to Li Laifu, looked at him looking at the waiter, smiled and said, "I know their director very well."
Li Laifu also had to be convinced. Zhou Cheng was really thoughtful. Sure enough, no one could be an official these days. Observing words and emotions were all basic operations. With just one sentence, his questions were answered.
Li Laifu had never been to the barbecue season, so he could only watch Zhou Cheng and learn from him. Zhou Cheng took long bamboo chopsticks and dipped the mutton in the soy sauce, then put it on top to grill, rolling the mutton back and forth. He also taught Li Laifu various precautions when making barbecue. To say that it is these people who are particular about eating.
Li Laifu had a delicious meal. Although Quanjude's roast duck was also delicious, it was not as good as this barbecue. After all, eating roast duck and drinking wine was not as satisfying as eating barbecue. It was rare for Li Laifu to drink half a catty of wine.
"Brother Zhou, how much does this meat cost per pound?" He was already preparing to come again next time.
Zhou Cheng also drank and his face turned red, but the wine was not a problem for him and he replied: "It costs one yuan a pound, but it only costs meat coupons."
Sure enough, it is not something that ordinary people can eat. How many people are blocked by this pound of meat ticket?
