No matter what era you are in, full-time drivers are talkative. The bus driver replied: "The people I pull every day are so old in Northeastern dialect that I can't even count them. But the most shameless one is you." , run away after hitting someone, and still keep your face from blushing and your heart not beating, and say that someone hit you in the hand with your face."
Li Laifu was just about to light up a cigarette. He held a cigarette in his hand and hit it and said: "Fuck, I let you praise me like this."
There was a burst of laughter in the whole bus. While driving, the driver stood up, picked up a cigarette from the windshield, held it in his mouth and said: "I said you are thick-skinned. I said that to you, but you still I say I’m complimenting you.”
Li Laifu didn't care and said with a smile: "What can I do if I don't have a thick skin? I can still beat you up. Who doesn't know that you bus driver and conductor are all in the same group? The conductor's nails are too dark , I was afraid that she would scratch my face, which would directly disfigure it."
Unity is strength, and it couldn't be more suitable for the members of the Eight. The most important thing for them is unity. If one person fights, all parties will support him. Even drivers passing by will stop to help if they see their companions fighting.
"You brat, you still call me eldest sister. How old am I? You call me auntie," the conductor said even though he was happy in his heart.
"You're a picky kid, aren't you? You're afraid that Sister Zhang will scratch your face, and I'm afraid that you'll just slap me in the face and run away," the driver also said with a smile.
When it comes to talking a lot and chatting, no one can compare to Li Laifu, who has been working as a taxi driver for several years.
Li Laifu himself lit a cigarette and said, "If Aunt Zhang hadn't been guarding the door and you couldn't run away after the beating, with your yawning look, I would have finished beating you and flirted with you long ago."
"You're an interesting kid,"
The driver said directly to the person sitting in the passenger seat: "Comrade, please give up your seat."
Arrogant, so damn arrogant, I will make a short video for you in the future, and you will lose your job. In this era, that person actually stood up obediently.
"Boy, come sit here and let's talk."
The two veteran drivers chatted about the mountains, talking nonsense about everything, and the conductor occasionally interrupted. The three of them chatted as if they had just met each other late.
"Boy, how about following me to the terminal and I'll pull you back? I won't charge you any money and I'll let you ride in the car for free."
If others definitely agreed, how could Li Laifu agree? Even for the co-pilot, the sponge on the seat has been dug out, leaving only the wooden board to rub the buttocks, and he still rides in the car to play, this is a misfortune.
Li Laifu stood up, stepped over the engine bag, walked towards the car door and said, "Let's see you later!"
"Xiao Li, please remember to click on our license plate number. Next time you take the bus, Aunt Zhang will give you a free ticket," the conductor shouted.
People with sweet mouths will always suffer losses. "I know, Aunt Zhang," Li Laifu agreed.
After Li Laifu got out of the car, he still wanted to be polite and prepared to watch the two of them leave.
The driver shouted to Li Laifu who got out of the car: "If you don't follow me to the terminal, don't blame me. I remember you got off at Peking University last time. This time I walked an extra stop and forgot to tell you." .”
Ha ha……,
Li Laifu glanced around and shouted, "Aunt Zhang, why don't you announce your station?"
Aunt Zhang, the conductor, also smiled and said, "I was so happy to tell you just now that I forgot."
Li Laifu froze on the spot, okay, it's my fault. The most annoying thing is that the two left and still waved to him.
Li Laifu comforted himself, forget it, he didn't stop far away and walked towards the way he came.
…………
Tan Erdan entered Wu Changyou's office, "Old Wu, I have something to tell you."
"What, that kid came to complain to you? Don't think it's his uncle and just want to sidetrack him. I made an agreement with that kid. He deserves to be beaten, and the person he beats deserves to be beaten," Wu Changyou laughed. asked.
"What's this mess?" Tan Erdan frowned and sat on the chair and asked.
Wu Changyou stood up and put tea leaves into the cup. He bent down and picked up the thermos bottle and said, "Stop pretending. You came in as soon as that kid left. It's obvious that he went to complain to you. You can't take care of this matter." , That kid is so good at playing tricks, let him be beaten and he will be more honest."
Tan Erdan was stunned for a moment when he was told this. He took the teacup handed over by Wu Changyou and said, "I'm here to talk to you about business. What are you saying to me now and then?"
Wu Changyou looked at Tan Erdan and saw that he didn't look like he was lying. He felt as if he had misunderstood.
Wu Changyou asked nonchalantly: "Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Tan Erdan took a sip of tea and asked: "We will do our business in the evening, don't be in a hurry, tell me what happened to you just now? Come in and talk to me."
Wu Changyou lit a cigarette himself, pushed the cigarette case and matches in front of Tan Erdan and asked, "Isn't that guy from Laifu looking for you?"
"Why is he looking for me? I saw him on the road just now," Tan Erdan picked up the cigarette and lit it.
When Wu Changyou heard that Tan Erdan didn't know, he immediately became interested and asked with a smile: "Do you think the way he walks is funny? That kid came to our place to fight in the morning and was beaten up by the guys in the team. I don’t know, but when he left, he was still harsh with me, even though he was hurting here and there, he also said that he had injured someone.”
Tan Erdan was smoking a cigarette and did not answer his words. Instead, he was thinking that when he saw Li Laifu just now, he seemed to be running. How could the little bastard look injured at all.
"Are you sure he was injured?" Tan Erdan asked still unsure.
Wu Changyou nodded affirmatively and said: "I saw it, there was no serious injury, and no blood was seen. I guess he was punched a few times. When he left, he shouted that it hurt and that it hurt. When he went out, he still held on to the wall." "
Tan Erdan was already sure that Wu Changyou must have been tricked by that brat Li Laifu, who didn't look injured at all just now.
Tan Erdan took a puff of cigarette, leaned on the chair and asked: "Old Wu, didn't you go and see the boy who was fighting with him?"
Wu Changyou looked at Tan Erdan and said, "What do I want him to do? Don't worry about this. Before that kid fights, he made sure to me again and again that he can't beat me, and he deserves to be beaten."
Tan Erdan said with a meaningful smile: "I won't care about this matter. What I want to say is that the kid can catch the spy, knock him out and hand it over to us. Are you sure that the people under your command can... You can beat him, and you beat him so hard that it hurts...?"
"Why has that kid ever caught a spy?" Wu Changyou stood up immediately.
Tan Erdan nodded and replied: "That agent still had a chance. Three of our comrades didn't catch him. Although he was injured, that kid from Laifu definitely didn't give it in vain. He was knocked down in a few strokes. .”
"Let's go to the dormitory and have a look!"
Wu Changyou walked out of his desk, but Tan Erdan was just watching the fun.
