This damn old man is actually indifferent. It seems that he has been eating too well recently.
Seeing the old wilt come back, he took out the wine bottle and prepared to pour him wine.
"Don't pour it too full, just pour half of it," the old man said politely.
"You damn old wimp, do you call a bowl that can hold two kilograms of wine a wine glass? Don't fill it too full. I'm going to pour you a dog-headed donkey's head. Get away from me," Li Laifu was furious. fly into a rage.
Old Donkey Tou almost laughed out loud, watching the excitement.
"The rules of the antique shop are that once the price has been agreed upon, you can't go back on it," Lao Wei said with a smirk on his face.
"You old man is quite old, and your thoughts are quite beautiful, but you still want to trick me? In your dream, when have I ever followed the rules," Li Laifu said confidently.
When the old man saw that Li Laifu had finished scolding him, he was about to put wine in his schoolbag. He hurriedly said, "I was joking with you just now," and took out a small cup.
"You old wilt, you are just as old Donkey Tou said, you are so wiry. Now that the wine is gone, I won't joke with you."
"No, no! I still have something I haven't given you," the old man took out a small wooden seat from his shoulder bag.
"You're a wicked old guy, you want to sell something for two," Li Laifu scolded.
The old wilt stretched out the wine glass and said: "You have wronged me. The base and the basin are not a set. Who buys porcelain and looks at the base?"
Li Laifu took the base, opened the wine bottle and poured him a glass, "Damn old man, if you dare to trick me again in the future, I will never die of greed for you."
Li Laifu has finally found the traffic password. These old men are traveling all over the country, and they don't care about life or death. No matter how arrogant you are, I guess they have seen it before, but they are greedy!
Lao Wei carefully held the wine glass and said, "Old donkey, take out your half jar of burning knives. This pig's trotter is enough for us to drink."
The old donkey headed towards the opposite side and said, "Go and borrow a small table from Wu Dashao."
Li Laifu ate the apple and looked at the two of them. After a while, the small table was set up, the old donkey also brought the wine, and the pig's trotters were separated.
Li Laifu watched the two people pushing glasses and changing glasses, and secretly scolded these two old bastards for not being polite at all and not even saying they would give in. As for him just now, he must have been stingy. He simply ignored the offer of a glass of wine to someone. .
Li Laifu was thinking about how to kill two old bastards next time. After 20 minutes, Lao Biaozi hurried over.
"Boy, I thought you needed something to come here? My uncle has come to my house. Let's go there and talk." Old Biaozi also didn't see Lao Donkey and Lao Wei drinking wine under the wall. Not even the lanterns were turned on.
Li Laifu immediately became energetic. Old Biaozi was leading the way. His house was not in the same row as Old Donkey Tou. His house was much more normal. At least there was no coffin in the yard. After entering the house, he saw a There were two people, an old man and a young man. The old man was wearing a long coat with at least five or six patches on it. He looked like he was going to fall down when the wind blew. He was very thin. He had a snow-white beard and a kind smile on his face. The table There is a cane by the side.
The younger man was also a little old man, about 50 years old. He was holding a wooden box in his hand and looked malnourished.
"Uncle, brother, this is the boy I told you about," Lao Biaozi introduced.
The father and son looked at Li Laifu, although his face was covered, but his eyes and mouth looked young.
The old man clasped his hands and saluted and said: "Young man, we are not businessmen. We are able to sell this thing today because of the pressure of life. Let's not bargain. I'll just give you a price. Do you think it's OK?"
What Li Laifu dared to think of was the Tianzi Can. As for the price, it was secondary. Seeing the old man so happy, Li Laifu nodded: "Okay!"
Before the old man could speak, Li Laifu continued: "Old man, money, food and meat are not equal now. Think about it when you say the price."
"I understand, I understand! Biaozi told me."
"Uncle, tell me, this guy doesn't have any errands or things."
Li Laifu almost opened his mouth to scold his mother, but he thought to himself, "F*ck", this damn old scoundrel, is he helping relatives, neighbors helping neighbors, and dogs helping his own people? Is he obviously trying to kill him? The benefits I originally wanted to give him were cut in half.
As for not trading, that's impossible. If you miss this, you don't know how you will regret it. You can't help others, and you can only let others slaughter you for fish and meat.
The old man said slowly: "50 kilograms of rice, 50 kilograms of white flour, 150 kilograms of cornmeal, and 30 kilograms of wild boar, but I want a fatter one, plus 300 yuan."
Li Laifu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He was ready to be brutally stabbed, but who knew that this old man was not too greedy. To him, these things were just drizzle in Cantonese.
The old man looked at Li Laifu and waited for his answer. Unexpectedly, the first person to speak was the old Biaozi, and this old guy was a traitor.
"Boy, you gave me a pound of suet yesterday. You should still have some there, right? My uncle can get the rest."
Li Laifu gave him a roll of his eyes. Did the old man think that Li Laifu would counter-offer?
"You guys wait while I get my stuff."
Li Laifu left the room, and the little old man holding the box asked in surprise: "Biaozi, where did this kid come from? So many things didn't get away."
Lao Biaozi pulled up the bench and sat down and said: "Brother, in our line of work, if you shouldn't ask, don't ask! If you shouldn't ask, don't ask. This is the rule."
The three of them were thinking in the room, but Li Laifu was in trouble. Damn it, how could he get so many things? He simply hid in the alley and quietly returned to Lao Biaozi's door 20 minutes later. 50 kilograms of rice, 50 kilograms of white noodles, 150 kilograms of stick noodles were divided into two bags, and 30 kilograms of pork was given to the fattened ones, as well as a piece of suet.
When the three of them saw Li Laifu coming in empty-handed, they were all stunned. They were all wondering where was the promised thing?
Li Laifu patted the dust on his body, smiled and said, "Everything is at the door, let's bring it in together!"
The three of them brought things into the house, and Li Laifu also put 300 yuan on the table. Every time he brought something into the house, the old man would check the same thing. He would put rice, white noodles, and everything under the bag and grab a handful to look at. Even the stick noodles were like this. When Lao Biaozi saw suet patting Li Laifu on the shoulder, he said, "That's interesting, boy."
After checking the things, the old man handed the wooden box on the table to Li Laifu and said, "Little brother, our transaction is completed."
Li Laifu opened the wooden box and it turned out to be a Tianzi jar. The most awesome thing was that it also had a lid. He put the wooden box on the table, held the lid in one hand and took out the jar with the other.