"He was behind me when he was 13 years old, and now he is over 40. Am I wrong to say decades?" the old donkey said calmly.
Damn it, these words made Li Laifu lose his temper at all, and he still said with force and reason: "Why didn't you tell me?"
"You didn't ask either?" the old donkey replied with an infuriating smile.
Lao Wei'er said with a smile: "When Lao Biaozi was 20 years old, some people called him grandpa. It's not surprising that you got it wrong." He said he was comforting Li Laifu, but he laughed like a pig.
Li Laifu walked over, patted Lao Biaozi on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, you've always been young in my heart."
"piss off,"
Old Biaozi shook his shoulders and then said after cursing: "Why don't you say that I live in your heart?"
There was no way that Li Laifu would have scolded him before, but it was a pity that he had to ask someone to do something for him.
"Old Biaozi, I actually envy your appearance."
Lao Biaozi stared at him and asked: "You said this? Do you believe it yourself?"
Li Laifu patted his chest and said, "Actually, I'm uglier than you...,"
"Go away, are you praising me?"
The old man looked at the excitement and said with a smile: "Old Biaozi, you just hooked up with someone, and if you are uglier than him, then you will lose your dignity."
Li Laifu almost didn't applaud him. Although this guy had a bad mouth, he was telling the truth.
Forget it, if you continue to brag, your conscience won't be able to bear it, and you'll probably vomit all over the floor, so you'd better use your superpowers.
Li Laifu whispered: "I still have a pair of pig livers there, and I will give them to you tomorrow when you finish your work."
Lao Biaozi smiled shamelessly and said, "It's a deal!"
The four of them stayed up until dawn talking and laughing. In this age without any entertainment, it was quite interesting to live in poverty with them. Li Laifu walked to Dongzhimen and put the porcelain pillow into the space. He finally thought of taking off his headscarf and looking at the space. There are almost a dozen paintings by Qi Baishi. Even if they are small, they are not cheap. The old donkey head and old wilted things are also good things.
In this age, if you don't have any hobbies, you will be tortured to death, and you have to be cautious in everything you do.
I'm obviously in a good mood, but I just don't dare to sing. Songs from later generations will definitely be popular in this era, but singing and writing novels are both high-risk professions these days. When the wind blows? That is to say, when calculating the general ledger, I will give you the meaning of each word, and then I will put a big pointed hat on your head and a big brand on your neck...
Li Laifu returned to Nanluogu Alley. This time the old man learned the lesson and turned his back to the steamed bun stall, facing the road. Hum! Turn your head to the side.
Li Laifu ignored him. Anyway, the old man always suffered in front of him.
When he returned to the courtyard gate, he didn't go in. He just sat on the big rock and smoked a cigarette. At this time, he woke up when he opened the door to go home.
"Laifu, you woke up early enough."
"Good morning, Grandma Liu!"
After moving a seat for Mrs. Liu, Li Laifu grabbed a handful of mushrooms and gave them to her.
Old Mrs. Liu glanced at her hand and pushed it back and said, "I don't want to eat this. Take it back quickly and give it to the little girl or your brothers."
Li Laifu grabbed another large handful from his schoolbag and said, "Grandma Liu, just eat it. I have a lot more here."
The old lady opened one and put it in her mouth.
Wangwangwang, Li Laifu felt a tightness in his legs, which frightened him so much that he stood up suddenly. The old lady also spit out the mushrooms she had just eaten in her mouth, and the ones in her hand were scattered all over the floor.
Hahaha,
"You little bastard, can't you scare me to death...?" Old Man Zhang's voice came from behind.
After Li Laifu escaped, Old Zhang stopped laughing. The old lady said with a look of resentment: "Brother Zhang, how old are you? Why are you so careless?"
Old man Zhang said with an embarrassed look: "Sister, I was just playing around with the little bastard, and I didn't know you were here."
The old lady picked up mushrooms on the ground, and old man Zhang hurried to help.
"You little bastard, come here and help."
Li Laifu almost died laughing while helping to pick it up. This old man stole the chicken but lost the rice.
Seeing the old lady returning to the house holding mushrooms with a look of resentment,
Li Laifu laughed loudly and said, "How old are you, old man Zhang? Why is this nothing serious?"
"Just laugh as hard as you can. Someone was so scared that they almost peed their pants."
After finishing speaking, Old Man Zhang filled his pipe pot with tobacco leaves and walked towards the toilet.
Li Laifu sat on the stone, thinking about Old Man Zhang's embarrassed look, and wanted to laugh.
Suddenly seeing the anxious Sha Zhu, he ran over and said, "Brother Zhu Zhu, I have something to ask you."
Silly Zhu just came out of the toilet and took the cigarette from Li Laifu and asked, "What's the matter?"
"You must be able to make braised meat, right?" Li Laifu asked.
Speaking of this, Shazhu was still very proud. Chefs are indeed worthy of pride these days. After all, no matter how bad the year is, the chef will never starve to death. He said: "These are basic operations, how can you not do it?"
Li Laifu didn't want to look at him, and said directly with a proud look: "Two pounds of apples and two boxes at the front door, help me get a material bag."
Silly Zhu also knew that Li Laifu knew how to hunt, so he immediately asked: "What prey did you catch?"
"I shot an elephant,"
Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, "Where did you fight?"
Bullshit has always been Li Laifu's forte. He just opened his mouth and said, "I did it in my dream."
Silly Zhu rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know how to make an elephant. When I learn how to do it, I will help you make the stuffing bag."
Li Laifu hurriedly grabbed him, "Can I braise the pork head?"
"You really have two kilograms of apples," Silly Zhuzhu asked.
Li Laifu took a picture of the schoolbag hanging on his buttocks and said, "It's all in the bag. When can you give it to me?"
"Then wait a moment, I'll go home and get it now."
Li Laifu asked in surprise: "Do you have one at home?"
Silly Zhu said arrogantly: "Isn't this nonsense? Have you forgotten what my profession is? Will my family be short of ingredients?"
Looking at Silly Zhu's back, Li Laifu couldn't help but muttered: "Will you die if you don't show off? Then my father is a welder, why don't we have a welding machine at home?"
"Can you let your father steal it?"
"Old man Zhang, is there something wrong with you today? Why do you always come out quietly behind people?"
"Good morning, Uncle Zhang! What are you talking about?" Li Chongwen's voice came from the door.
Old man Zhang said with a smile: "We are talking about your son asking you to go..."
"Grandpa Zhang..." Li Laifu quickly interrupted him.
Old Man Zhang asked in a low voice: "What do you mean? I want to tell your father, what will your father do to you if you let him steal the welding machine?"
"Old man Zhang, don't go too far," Li Laifu also whispered.
Li Chongwen watched the two of them whispering and not paying attention to him. He knew that the two men were fighting again. He smiled and shook his head and walked towards the toilet. Maybe it was like Zhao Fang said that the two of them were making trouble. Uncle Zhang will be happy instead.
