The old man was stunned for a moment, looked at the old man and asked with a smile: "This kid was a little stupid just now, how come he has become so smart again?"
Old Donkey Tou replied even more shamelessly: "This boy's condition is unstable, good and bad." He really missed his first transaction with Li Laifu, and the boy quoted a high price when he was excited.
Li Laifu sat on the chair and cursed: "You two are so shameless, and you still want to work together to raise the price."
In the future, children over the age of 15 will not be fooled by this method.
Li Laifu then asked: "Old Donkey Head, how much does your single-color bowl cost?"
"This bowl costs at least 80 yuan, but..."
Li Laifu didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and said directly: "You can eat my mutton and drink a bottle of wine for a total of 75 yuan. Add an apple for 5 yuan, which is exactly 80 yuan. We will pay for it." The box is placed directly in the backpack.
The old donkey smiled bitterly and shook his head. Now he lost his army at the expense of his wife. The key is that he is used to working with Lao Wei. As soon as the two of them chatted for a while, the habit became natural. He asked: "I just wanted to say 100." !”
"Then I'll give you 20 yuan," Li Laifu said cheerfully. What he wanted to see most was that these old men regretted it.
The old donkey head was regretting that he had lost 20 yuan in vain.
"Then he wants to say 200," Lao Wei asked from the side.
Li Laifu waved his hand and said, "I'll give them a mouth."
Poof!
Made the old man laugh.
The old donkey waved his hands like he was shooing away flies and cursed at the old wilting: "You little brat, go back to where you came from. You haven't done anything humanly in the whole night. I just asked you to pick on me."
"You are just a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the heart of a good person. If you had known that I had shouted 200 for you just now, I would have let that little bastard give you both a slap in the face."
Lao Wei was cursing and had no intention of going back, but Lao Biaozi came over with his things.
"Lao Wei, please go back, I won't change it," Lao Biaozi said while standing in front of the stall holding something.
Lao Wei'er scolded him directly: "I'm going to make you a fool. You two bastards. One of you is so kind that I can't repay you for it, and the other of you invited me here and now you are asking me to leave. You two are still the same person."
Old Biaozi froze on the spot, looked at Old Donkey Head and asked, "What happened?"
"I don't know what's wrong with me," the old donkey said and sat down in front of his stall.
Lao Biaozi couldn't just stand there. He joked to Lao Wei again: "You'd better go back. If I leave, you will offend two of the three people here. They will join forces and beat you up. You will be beaten again and again." There’s no one to start a fight.”
After eating meat and drinking wine here, who would go there to eat glutinous vegetables? The old man shook his head and said: "If you want to change it back, don't think about it. You are already dozens of years old. Can you think about it before you speak? Can a three-year-old kid believe this nonsense?"
"You're just talking out of your mind."
Li Laifu, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, said, "Old Biao, why don't you go to the opposite side? It would be convenient for us to chat."
"Why don't you go sit in front of the coffin shop?"
After the old Biaozi finished speaking, he placed the stall between the old donkey head and the old wilted son.
"What's wrong with you? You have to squeeze in between us, so you can't go to the stall next to the old donkey?"
Lao Biaozi put down the stool and cursed at Lao Wei: "You are a latecomer yourself. What qualifications do you have to arrange a seat? What about the first stall? Are you going?"
"I'm still a coward after decades of age," Lao Wei said with a smile.
Li Laifu became interested when he said this, "Old Donkey Head, I was just going to ask you, why is there no one setting up a stall in front of you?"
Lao Wei just caught the opportunity to flatter Li Laifu and said: The stall next to Lao Donkey's head is out of Guijie. It is said that you can see some invisible things. As time goes by, no one dares to set up in the first place. Stall," he also wanted to have a good relationship with Li Laifu. Not only did he have wine and meat, he was really afraid that Li Laifu would let others steal his things. The key is that what this guy said was too harsh. I don't have a good relationship with this boss. What do you think? Well, I pretended not to see it. I didn’t even hit the mark when I said this. Who could say such unethical words?
The old donkey knocked the pipe pot and said, "It's so late at night, can we not talk about this?"
Lao Biaozi looked at the three stalls crowded together and cursed at Lao Wan: "Damn it, I might as well call idiot Wu over here, call this guy over here, and you can't fucking drive him away."
The old man chuckled and said, "Just be content with what you're doing. Call Wu Dashao here. If he has eaten meat or drank wine, you won't even have room for a corner. If you dare to set up a stall next to him like this, he won't I'll take you to the door of the coffin shop opposite and I'll take your last name."
The old donkey knocked on the pipe pot and said, "Stop the damn thing. These three stalls are all crowded together. If you dare to call people again, we will send you to the other side directly."
Lao Biaozi also knew that he was the cause of the trouble and said: "The crowd makes it more lively. Besides, who told you, old and young, to frighten me all day long?"
"Lao Donkey, Er Fengzi, tell me how you two scared the old Biaozi away," Lao Wan became interested.
Li Laifu scolded him directly: "You damn old man, who do you call a fool?" Why did he get offended by watching the excitement?
Lao Wei was stunned for a moment and hurriedly explained: "It's not my fault. This is the nickname Lao Biaozi gave you."
Before Li Laifu could scold him, Lao Biaozi said confidently: "I want to call you by your name too, how about you tell me?"
Li Laifu was speechless. His space was free shipping for 9 yuan, but he couldn't hide from people. His real name was better.
Li Laifu said helplessly: "Okay, okay, let me tell you, my last name is Daye."
Lao Biaozi muttered: "Er Daye."
He was just about to ask where there was anyone with the second name?
Li Laifu was afraid that he would react, so he hurriedly said: "Read it faster."
"Second uncle..."
Why!
After Li Laifu agreed, he laughed and said, "You damn old coward, I'll ask you to give me another nickname."
Poof!
Hahaha.
"You little bastard, why do you like to be a senior so much?" Old Biaozi also reacted and pointed and cursed. Old Donkey Tou and Lao Wei also laughed.
The old man laughed loudly and said: "You are not very interesting, old donkey. This place is so interesting, but it was the old man who called me here."
"Interesting? It's also because this kid is here. If he's not here, it's no different from where you are," said the old donkey head
Li Laifu glared at the old Biaozi and said, "Don't be so obedient when you get the advantage. I have a grandson who is over 60 years old."
This is Li Laifu's confidence. He can make trouble with these old men no matter what. After all, his grandson is older than them.
"Get out of here and let me call you Second Uncle. I'm taking advantage."
Li Laifu nodded affirmatively.
