Li Laifu rolled up his sleeves and said, "You damn old man, don't you say bye bye to the dock when you're new here? Are you looking for trouble as soon as you arrive?"
The old man looked at the old donkey head and said with a smile: "This kid is missing a string in his head. When I came here to sell goods, this kid was not yet mature, and he asked me to worship the dock."
Li Laifu stood up and said, "You little old man is quite poor-mouthed. You can see if I can make you cry or not." He got up and walked out of Guijie Street.
Looking at Li Laifu's back, Lao Donkey Tou scolded Lao Wan with a bitter face: "You are a wicked thing. Why are you messing with him if you come here? It's better now. I'm going to run out of things again."
Lao Biao'er approached the old donkey's head and asked with a smile: "What, are you still afraid that he will call someone to rob you? This kid has been playing tricks on Guijie for a long time. You and Lao Biaozi are the only ones with good tempers. If I had done it earlier, Kick him."
The old donkey head distanced himself from him and said, "You are so awesome, please don't cry for a while."
Li Laifu cursed and walked towards the outside of the city wall. He thought, I can't cure you, a little old man. Now the beggar chicken can't calm down his anger. When he got outside the city wall, he directly got a leg of lamb and put some aniseed on it. I poured Maotai wine on purpose and cursed me for being greedy, you old man.
I walked out of Dongzhimen quite far away and could still see the light of fire. There were still people fishing, but there were fewer people. There were only a few fires. I found a wall shelter from the wind and used three or four lotus leaves. After wrapping the leg of lamb, it took half an hour to burn a pile of charcoal, and then wrap the leg of lamb with mud. I will give you a beggar leg of lamb. If I can't cure you today, I will get a roasted whole lamb in Guijie tomorrow. Guijie, Street Liuzi is not called for nothing.
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"Old donkey, why is that brat gone?" Lao Biaozi came over and asked.
The old donkey-tou sighed and said, "It's not like this bad old guy."
Lao Biaozi became interested and sat next to the two of them and asked: "Lao Wei, did you have a quarrel with him?"
Lao Wei said nonchalantly: "That guy is not a big deal, and he even asked me to bow to the dock for him."
"You damn old Biaozi, why did you ask him to come here? I need something less again," the old donkey cursed at the old Biaozi and walked towards his small house.
Lao Biaozi was stunned for a moment and asked Lao Wei: "Did that kid go home, or what did he go for?"
Lao Wei knocked on the pipe pot and said: "He said he would wait for me to cry for a while, and then he left. I don't know what he was going to do."
Lao Biaozi yelled "F*ck" and hurriedly ran to his house, leaving Lao Biao in a daze.
Li Laifu squatted at the base of the city wall, smoking a cigarette and waited for an hour before the leg of lamb was cooked. This space was a bit advantageous. He could feel whether the lamb inside was cooked by touching the big mud ball. This would require a clinic to be opened in later generations to specialize in this. Testing for boys and girls is probably also distributed.
He was just playing for fun, did he really want someone to detect that it was a girl? If someone aborts it, then there will be no great virtue.
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Old Donkey Tou sat there holding a wooden box, looking in the direction of Dongzhimen. Old Biaozi also sat next to him holding a long brocade box.
"Old Biao, there is something wrong with you. If you don't do business, what are you doing here? That kid has been gone for such a long time. He must have gone home to sleep," Lao Biao said behind the two of them.
Old Biaozi was also a little confused. This time it was a little long and he asked: "Old Donkey Head, how long did he leave last time?"
The old donkey thought for a while and said, "About an hour."
Old Biaozi said dejectedly: "I guess this kid really went home to sleep. It's been more than two hours."
The old donkey head shouted excitedly: "Here he comes, he comes," and he saw a man carrying a backpack quite far away. The key was that his backpack was very big.
Li Laifu walked up to the three of them, looked at the old wilting child, and hummed.
Lao Wei was not afraid of Li Laifu and said, "Why are you humming? How dare you hit me? What the hell."
"Old man, if you have the guts, don't run away," Li Laifu said without hesitation.
"Tch, I'm not afraid of the Japanese devils. You little brat, you can still scare me away."
Lao Biaozi said to Li Laifu: "Why are you talking to him? Go out and get something quickly."
"You wicked old coward, we have been in a relationship for decades, are you speaking human words?" Lao Wei stood up and pinched his waist and cursed.
Li Laifu put the backpack on the ground, took out a sack piece from the basket, put a newspaper on top, and then took out a huge mud ball and smashed it in the corner.
Both Lao Donkey Tou and Lao Biaozi took a deep breath. It was fragrant, really fragrant, with a hint of wine.
Li Laifu was still worried and said to Lao Wei: "You have agreed not to leave. Who is going to leave?" He made a bastard gesture with his hand.
Lao Wei didn't come close to him, so he didn't smell the fragrance. He said unforgivingly: "Come on, let the horse come over, I'll go, I'm the bastard."
"Okay, all I want is your words."
Li Laifu held the lotus leaf and placed it on the newspaper, then opened it, revealing the fragrant beggar's leg of lamb.
Li Laifu took out another bottle of Xifeng wine from his schoolbag. At this time, the old man also smelled the fragrance and inhaled unconsciously through his nose.
"Here is a painting by Shen Yizhai of the Republic of China. How about a meal?" Lao Biaozi asked as he handed the box over.
Li Laifu took it in his hand and asked, "Are there any paintings by Qi Baishi or Zhang Daqian?"
Lao Biaozi looked at the leg of mutton and said, "Yes, you can't afford it. During the Republic of China, their paintings were worth more than 5,000 yuan. Although they are cheaper now, they cost at least 1,000 yuan."
Then he added: "This is still under the condition that the two of them are still alive."
This Li Laifu knows a little bit better. As long as the painter is gone, his paintings can be doubled several times.
"Is that okay? Hurry up and say it," Lao Biaozi urged.
Li Laifu put the words in his backpack and said: "Okay, okay, who made us our own people, but there is one thing, we can only eat here and are not allowed to take it away."
This was agreed upon in advance. Lao Biaozi can actually eat it, but most of the old donkey heads will be taken home.
The old donkey head held the box and said, "This is a good thing. Will you let me eat some mutton?"
Li Laifu looked at him holding the box and said with a smile: "After eating, let's take a look at the things. If the price is right, we can talk about it."
The three of them sat together. Li Laifu didn't drink. The key was that he forgot to bring something. As for Lao Lutou and Lao Biaozi, they didn't know which grave they took out of the bowl when they went to the stall, so they just used it. .
The chopsticks were too much of a delay, so the three of them grabbed it with their hands, which made the old man very anxious. Li Laifu walked up to the old man with the meat and said, "Do you think this meat is fragrant? Why don't you get along with me?" "
The old man smoked his pipe and pot vigorously and said: "Your grandson is definitely not from the city. Just eat and chirp. Your father would have beaten him to death in the city."
"Don't worry about me, I'll ask you if this meat tastes good?"
