The old man was still kneeling on the ground and asked, "Why did you pick up the Buddha statue?"
Li Laifu said confidently: "I'm afraid that the ground will be dirty."
The old man scolded: "Dirty grandson of your grandma, you put it on the wooden box."
"You damn old man, you've got it. If you scold me again, I'll talk to this Buddha statue and take you away directly. Look, you've made him angry," Li Laifu said threateningly.
The old man stood up and cursed: "Isn't your grandson wicked? That's Maitreya Buddha, he's got a big belly to begin with."
Li Laifu himself could hardly help laughing.
The old man sighed and said, "I originally wanted to take revenge on Le Yile, but damn, I even kowtow to you, so why am I at a disadvantage again?"
The old man patted the dust on his knees and said: "Sun thief, you are my nemesis. Do you want ten kilograms of rice?"
"make a deal,"
Li Laifu didn't even hesitate. Playing with the old man for a while was worth five pounds of rice, not to mention the old man kowtowed to him twice.
He picked up the flour bag next to the old man and was about to go to the alley to get rice. The old man pointed at the wooden box and said, "Take it with you too. I'm scared to look at it now."
"Old man, are you afraid that I will take my things and run away?" Li Laifu asked with a smile.
The old man's eyes lit up, he shook his head and said, "Although you lack eight generations of great virtue, you are so damaged that you don't look like a human being."
The old man suddenly picked up the pipe pot and filled it with tobacco. Li Laifu didn't even reply when he was scolded, so he just waited for the old man to praise him later?
Li Laifu held the wooden box and asked anxiously: "What do you mean?"
The old man put on the tobacco, struck a match and lit the fire, and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Tell me what's next?" Li Laifu urged with a look of eagerness.
The old man shook his head and said, "No more."
Li Laifu blurted out: "Just a few sentences?"
The old man nodded affirmatively: "Just a few words."
Li Laifu was so angry, damn, he scolded me for nothing.
This damn old man is not a good person. Li Laifu looked at the old man with a wicked smile.
Li Laifu glared at the old man and said: "You damn old man, don't let others succeed, we are destined to meet in the mountains and rivers!"
Li Laifu cursed and walked towards the alley. The good mood he had just been in was finally ruined by the old man.
Seeing Li Laifu angrily throwing ten kilograms of rice on the ground, the old man reached into the flour bag, grabbed a handful of rice, and took two grains and put them in his mouth. Although he had just kowtowed twice, these ten kilograms of rice were the real deal. the benefits of.
Li Laifu looked at the Buddha statue again, carefully put it in the box and said, "Good stuff, good stuff. I thought you wanted 20 kilograms of rice. I was scared to death. I only have 18 and a half kilograms. Who knew you only wanted it?" Ten pounds.”
The old man was about to leave, but when he heard his words, he stopped again.
The old man suddenly thought that Li Laifu didn't even counter-offer and agreed very readily. If he had just shouted 15 pounds, wouldn't it be...?
Li Laifu didn't give him a chance to ask questions. He took the Buddha statue and walked towards the old donkey head stall. He thought to himself, old man, if you can still sleep when you go back? Let me see, are you still smiling?
There were still a few steps to go to Lao Donutou's stall. He shouted: "Old Donutou, help me see if it's real or fake. If it's fake, I can still catch up with the old man."
Old Donkey Tou did not accept his Buddha statue but said: "You little bastard, you have been living in the ghost market for how long, how come you still don't understand any rules? How can you show the authenticity of antiques in front of others?" , you think I’ve lived too long, don’t you?”
The old Biaozi said with a smile on his face: "You, old donkey-tou, are just superfluous. When did this idiot ever abide by the rules of the ghost market?"
"Don't show it to me," Li Laifu said, picking up the ponytail and sitting down indifferently.
"You wicked old scoundrel, who asked you to give me a nickname?"
Before Lao Biaozi could speak,
Li Laifu waved his hand behind him and said, "Hello, Sister Ghost, if you don't bite his neck, when will you go?"
The old donkey head also nodded cooperatively and said: "It will take some time."
The two little horses came together and looked at Lao Biaozi together. Li Laifu sighed and handed him a cigarette and said: "Old Donkey Head, you said this is such a good person, why don't you say no, he will be gone."
The old donkey took the cigarette from Li Laifu and nodded, saying, "Does it look a bit like Concubine Zhen?"
Does Li Laifu know about this? There are many rumors in the capital. It is said that the Forbidden City closes at five o'clock in the evening because of her. Li Laifu said seriously: "I have never seen a real person, but he is wearing that thing dangling on his head. A bit like."
The old donkey lit a cigarette and said: "Then you are young and don't understand. That thing is so big that only concubines in the harem of the Qing Dynasty can carry it. Otherwise, how can I say that he looks like Concubine Zhen?"
These two bastards said they had names, noses and eyes, which scared the old man to the point of breaking out in a cold sweat.
Lao Biaozi rolled up the stall and shouted into the distance: "Lao Wei, come here and let's change. These two grandsons are too damaged!"
Li Laifu asked in a low voice: "How is that old wilted man?"
The old donkey leaned his head on the horse and said, "Bad, wilted, bad, wilted, bad."
Li Laifu handed an apple to the old donkey head and said, "Then let's scare him again."
The old donkey took the apple, put it in his arms, shook his head and said, "You can't scare him. That guy dared to sleep among the dead for three days. Old Biaozi was scared out of his wits. Let's go to Shanxi to collect the goods." , this bastard stuffed himself with Qing Dynasty clothes, put them on at night and jumped around chasing old Biaozi."
Li Laifu also sighed, this is definitely a great person.
It seemed that he was having no fun and said to the old donkey: "Have you eaten the apple? I still have it."
The old donkey head said unmoved: "You are the only one who dares to eat apples casually. If I eat an apple now, I won't be starving until morning."
Hearing a noise in the distance, the two of them stopped talking.
What came was a little old man in his 50s, holding a sack in his hand, pocketed at the four corners, and there was a rattling sound inside. He put the stall in the position of the old Biaozi and said: "Old Donkey, what are you doing? Already? This old Biaozi was so angry that he sat there and scolded you all the time."
"You also said that I did something bad. It wasn't you who scared him out of his wits. He was so timid. We just chatted and he ran away."
hey-hey,
After laughing, Lao Wei said: "This grandson is really hopeless. Things were still like this more than 20 years ago."
Li Laifu said in surprise: "Old Donkey Head, your gang has been established for so many years."
Lao Wei looked at Li Laifu and said with a smile: "You really deserve the nickname Lao Biaozi gave you."
Li Laifu said seriously: "Old wilt, we have no holiday, but if you dare to call me a nickname, we will become enemies. I will take revenge sooner or later. Don't regret it when the time comes.
The old wilt said with a nonchalant expression: "Yes, villains are all like this, they take revenge sooner or later."
Damn it! The corn grains split into two halves and encountered big stubble.
