Li Laifu and Lao Donutou were sitting on the pony and chatting. Lao Biaozi, wearing a long coat, came out of the alley and walked up to the two of them. Hum, he moved the stall farther away, obviously he didn't want to sit with them. together.
Li Laifu didn't receive anything that night. These people were not hungry yet, and the things they were selling were all kinds of mess. At about five o'clock in the morning, Tian Weiliang said goodbye to the old donkey head, walked to Dongzhimen, and entered the city. The earliest ones were all dung trucks.
Donkey carts and ox carts jingled into the city. The cart owners, some of whom they knew, were chatting loudly and smoking cigarettes like little exhaust pipes. Don't look at these people going into the city to poop, but when they came back Everyone in the village is a jerk, and no one except the village chief buys it.
In the next 20 years, the capital city will be inseparable from these people. When you walk into Nanluogu Alley, Xiaoliuzi's breakfast stall has been set up, but Li Laifu will never eat his steamed buns anymore. It's not like those seniors said, just take a bite. The juice is flowing horizontally and the aroma is fragrant, but where is the meat? If there was so much meat in a bun at a breakfast stall, who would buy meat and just eat the buns? Sixty-five cents per pound of pork can buy 21 buns, and the key to adding white flour is that you don’t need meat stamps. As for food stamps, The pigeon market is no more convenient than buying meat tickets.
There was only one customer on the table, and Li Laifu knew him as the old five-head. The key was that his broken birdcage was considered the first in Nanluogu Alley.
Li Laifu walked behind him and saw that there was nothing in the birdcage. Looking at the steamed buns and soy milk that the old man ate, he must have been hungry since last night and was just waiting for this meal. Li Laifu He sighed heavily.
Phew, I was shocked,
He spat out half a mouthful of soy milk and cursed: "There's something wrong with you grandson. Why are you sighing behind me so early in the morning?"
Li Laifu looked at the birdcage and said, "Old Wutou, your bird is so hungry that it's jumping around. If you can't afford it, let it go. This bird will suffer the same fate as you."
"It's none of your business how I raise birds. Why do you think you sigh behind me?"
Li Laifu ignored him and asked the sixth apprentice, "Did you hear me sigh?"
The apprentice has been busy, how could he hear him sigh? He answered honestly: "I didn't hear it."
"Did you see the old man? He didn't even hear me sigh. Don't accuse me wrongly."
The old man slapped the table and said, "He is a fool. What's the use of asking him?"
The apprentice didn't say anything, but the old man Xiaoliu had already put down the rolling pin and said, "Old Wu, can you speak human language? You are like a dog at your age."
"There's something fucking wrong with you, Xiaoliuzi. This kid scared me, so I gave the soy milk... No, Xiaoliuzi and Laowu are also what you called me."
When Li Laifu saw the two of them getting ready to quarrel, he slipped away quietly. He had already experienced the quarrel between these two people. In Northeastern terms, it was like picking up the small intestines, and he didn't even fight during the quarrel.
Walking happily towards home, Li Laifu was slightly surprised when he reached the door of the courtyard and asked, "Grandma Liu, why did you get up so early?"
This old lady has no children at home, so she has to get up at around seven o'clock at the earliest every day.
Old Mrs. Liu said with a look of resentment: "Forget it, your wicked Grandpa Zhang got up at five o'clock and turned on the stove to cook. The wind direction was not good today, so the smoke blew into our house and choked me up." "
Li Laifu nodded and felt extremely happy but said: "This old man is evil. Grandma Liu, let me scold him for you."
Old Mrs. Liu said with a smile on her face: "It's better that we at Laifu are sensible."
Li Laifu walked to the window of Lao Zhangtou's house and watched him eating corn mush on the table.
"Old man Zhang, you are so incompetent at eating such thick cornstarch in the morning," he said seriously, but he couldn't hide the smile on his face and almost laughed out loud.
Old man Zhang glared at him and ignored him. Li Laifu put his hand in, picked up the tea jar cover on the table and took a look. Good guy, half of the black tea in the mountains is missing. No wonder he got up early in the morning to cook.
Li Laifu couldn't hold it back in the end, haha...
Yesterday, his face was covered in soot when he pinched it. Li Laifu held back his laughter and asked, "Grandpa Zhang, do you think my face is dirty?"
Hearing this, Old Man Zhang finally reached out and said, "Come on, come closer to me. My eyesight is bad. Let me see if your face is dirty."
Li Laifu quickly retreated. If he was caught, the old man wouldn't be able to pinch him.
"Hey, Grandpa Zhang, you've got a lot to eat. Your corn paste is quite thick. It seems your appetite has been whetted. You don't have to thank me."
Old Man Zhang didn't pinch Li Laifu and cursed: "I thank you grandma for having a grandson, you are a wicked thing, why are you willing to put those candies? I drank it at about three o'clock and stayed up until dawn. I almost starved to death."
"Then you can't blame me. You old man is just greedy. Who told you to drink so much? Look, most of the jar is gone."
Old Man Zhang glared at him and said: "You are in a daze in the middle of the night, drinking the sweet taste, can you bear it?"
Old man Zhang pointed at the tea vat and said, "You're an immoral thing. Hurry up and take away this half vat of red water from the mountains."
Li Laifu shook his head and said: "Old man Zhang, I think you like to drink. You can keep it."
Old man Zhang put down his chopsticks and cursed: "I love to drink your grandma's legs. I get 18 kilograms of food a month, and the street subsidizes me two kilograms. They want to know that I drink mountain red water to help digestion, so they don't cancel my two kilograms of food." "
Ha ha…….
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else," Li Laifu promised while laughing and patting his chest.
Old Mrs. Liu stretched her head from the door and asked, "Laifu, why are you smiling there?"
Li Laifu smiled and pointed to the room and said, "Grandma Liu, Grandpa Zhang is drinking red water from the mountains to help digestion."
Old man Zhang stretched his chopsticks out of the window and cursed: "You wicked thing, is this how you promise me?"
Old Mrs. Liu did not laugh like Li Laifu, but walked over quickly and asked: "Brother Zhang, what can't you think about? We have gone through such hard times. Although we have less food now, we still have a lot of food." Isn’t it good for him to be alive?”
Old man Zhang was speechless. Li Laifu also stopped smiling and asked, "Grandma Liu, what do you mean?"
Old Mrs. Liu said: "Laifu, you are still young and don't know that your Grandpa Zhang is out of his mind. He wants to finish the food at once, and then..." At this point, she looked at Old Man Zhang.
Li Laifu laughed even louder. Others might still be confused, this old man? Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Old man Zhang picked up the broom beside the table and chased out the door. He had just been digesting things, but now he couldn't think about it anymore.
Li Laifu ran to the door of his house and shouted: "Grandma Liu, please persuade him quickly. This old man has such a bad temper now. He must have something to worry about."
Um,
Old Mrs. Liu nodded and said: "Brother Zhang, let's sit at the door and have a chat. If you have anything on your mind, tell me."
