When I ran out of the waste collection yard, I could still hear the shouts of Lao Zhangtou in the concierge, and then I felt extremely happy and sad.
I was lying down at the gate, ready to see Lao Zhangtou's reaction, and bang, I got kicked in the butt.
Tan Erdan held a cigarette in his mouth and said with a smile: "You wicked boy, why are you so bad?"
Li Laifu patted his butt and said with a smile: "We have a personal grudge. When my father beat me, he was always cheering me on."
In this day and age, no one stops parents from spanking their children. At most, they tell the parents not to hit the head, but hit the thick part.
"Come on, come in with me," Tan Erdan said with a smile.
When he arrived at the office, Tan Erdan took a washbasin and placed a teapot with a lid inside, and said, "This is a reward for you. As for praising you on the street? I stopped you."
Li Laifu was very satisfied with the result. He didn't like publicity in the first place, so he said seriously: "Uncle Tan, thank you!"
Um,
Tan Erdan is very satisfied with Li Laifu's attitude, which shows that this guy is sensible.
The two of them smoked a cigarette. Li Laifu put the cigarette on the table without taking it away, and then walked out of the police station.
Snapped,
Damn it, Li Laifu jumped so high that he rubbed his butt hard.
Old Man Zhang held a bamboo scratcher behind him and cursed: "You little bastard, I asked you to scare me!"
Li Laifu rubbed his butt and said: "You old man, you don't have martial ethics! You are attacking from behind."
Old man Zhang waved his tickle and said, "What did I say about your grandma? Did you tell me when you were trying to scare me?"
Li Laifu rubbed his butt and walked forward and said, "Old man Zhang, sooner or later you will get revenge if you wait for me."
Old man Zhang said with a proud look on his face: "You brat, why are you coming here to take revenge? I'll spread my ass for you."
Li Laifu hurriedly walked away, rubbing his butt. Doesn't this old man know it's summer? Including underwear, I only wore one and a half pieces, and the bamboo board was burning on it.
I was cursing all the way home. The little girl was not at the gate. Instead, she was digging holes with a small stick in front of the house. Grandma Liu was probably busy at home. No one was stealing children these days, and she couldn't even feed herself. Who would steal a child?
"Big brother hugs, big brother hugs," the little girl saw Li Laifu running over.
Li Laifu had no resistance to this little girl. Just like watching those short videos in later generations, those little girls were each cuter and weaker than the last.
He put the washbasin and teapot into the room, then walked to the door with the little girl in his arms and shouted, "Grandma Liu, I'm taking my sister to play."
okay!
The main reason I wanted to go to the supply and marketing cooperative was to see how Zhao Fang was working. As soon as I entered the supply and marketing cooperative, I saw Zhao Fang and Aunt Liu already standing at the counter. The women were chatting together and I didn’t know which company they were talking about. They were talking in high spirits. ?
Li Laifu smiled and said, "Auntie, are you officially at work now?"
He kept saying: "I'm at work... I have a job now, Laifu, I want to thank you."
Zhao Fang's job background is not a secret in the supply and marketing cooperative.
Aunt Liu also smiled and said: "Xiaofang, you are lucky too."
Zhao Fang nodded happily. She was still in the excitement stage and didn't know how to praise Li Laifu. She said with a smile on her face: "My Laifu is a child with great abilities."
These days, as long as you go to work, you will have a guaranteed job, and there is no need for Li Laifu. It feels too weird for a junior to thank everyone on behalf of his elders, or to say kind words.
These days, the relationship between colleagues is fine. At least there is no competition for interests. Everyone gossips, chats, and just hangs around for a while, and the salary is fine. Especially in a job with high salary and easy work, the more leisure you have.
"Laifu, just let Xiaohong sit at the door. You don't have to hold her all the time. I will take her home after get off work," Zhao Fang arranged.
This is the case for those who don’t have parents-in-law these days, and the children are free-range.
As for what daycare? Let’s talk about it in ten years.
Aunt Liu said with a smile: "Why put it at the door? Just put a bench next to the monkey and let her play."
Seeing Li Laifu and Zhao Fang's confused eyes, Qian Erbao pointed to the corner with a smile and said, "The counter at the back is the monkey's nest."
The monkey stood up from the counter and cursed: "Qian Erbao, can you speak human language? This is my resting place. You call this a monkey's nest, and your home is a pig's nest."
This beast is so strong that Qian Erbao can't fight him. The key is that if he catches something, he will fight with you endlessly. If Qian Erbao replies that you are a monkey's nest, that's terrible, he will say 100 Your house is like a pig's nest, commonly known as a tendon.
After the monkey quarreled with Qian Erbao, he said, "Xiao Laifu brought your sister here. There is a small bench here. Let her sit here and play. Then he went to grab some dregs from the pastry box and put it on the paper."
The little girl held the paper and ate the peach cake residue, and happily sat down on the small bench, which was completely invisible from inside and outside the counter.
Zhao Fang also had a look of gratitude on her face. Even though she had never worked before, she also knew that her workplace did not allow her to take care of children. Women had jobs these days, and the children were either taken care of by the elderly or by God.
He didn't care if they were good to Zhao Fang, but these people were so good to her sister, why did he have to show it?
But now he doesn't have a backpack, so it's really hard to take things out. After all, he doesn't plan to eat the four voles, so he can only take out Chinese cigarettes, Qian Erbao, and the three monkeys are sitting on the doorstep. Smoking.
In this era, cigarettes are the magic weapon that opens the way. As long as you don’t inquire about state secrets, a cigarette can basically answer your questions.
In later generations, young people would pour milk into the river for their idols. The power of idols can be imagined. However, the idols of this era never left their hands with cigarettes. Even the publicity photos in newspapers showed them holding cigarettes in their hands. In this era, except perhaps In arsenals and granaries, there is no place where smoking is prohibited.
After smoking a cigarette, Li Laifu returned home and took out a rabbit and four voles from the space.
Aunt Liu, Qian Erbao, Monkey, and Xiao Zhang, none of them are afraid of mice.
Especially monkeys because their trouser pockets are small, while voles are half outside and half inside. As the wise saying goes, there is a dead mouse in the waist pretending to be an old hunter.
He didn't say the wisecracks, the key point would only make him embarrassed. These people's laughter point is too low, just talk about the cross talk of this era. There are few people in the future who can listen to it. I can only say that let's take a look at the masters' aftertaste. , these masters are booming now, and their salary exceeds 98% of the people in the country. Li Laifu also read an interview in later generations. The salary of several masters these years is more than 290 yuan, which is a high-income group, but The wind picked up and they didn't run away.
After entering the office, Li Laifu was smoking a cigarette in his hand and said, "Uncle Qiao, let me give you a rabbit."
