Li Laifu knelt down and picked up the snuff bottle and looked at it. The top was definitely made of glass. When the flashlight was shined on it, the light came through, and there was still green floating underneath.
"Old man, how do I replace this thing?"
Listening to the voice, Master Wu frowned and said, "Just go ahead and play, little brat. Even if you tell me, you can't afford to change it."
Is this why Li Laifu likes to fight against these old men every time? I really look down on these old men.
Li Laifu said calmly: "I will give you the dragon ball in Cixi's mouth to change, will you change it?"
Fifth Master was stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you sick?"
"Do you have medicine?" Li Laifu answered without raising his head while holding the snuff bottle.
"Go and play, don't be poor here," the dead old man waved his hand like he was shooing away flies.
Li Laifu thought to himself, these dead old men are almost starving to death, and the arrogance in their bones has not been worn away. When the wind blows, hang a big sign around your neck, and you will all be honest.
Li Laifu shouted to the place not far from Fifth Master: "That old man who was sitting on the ground just now, come over here and tell him, did I change something just now?"
The corners of Wu Ye's mouth twitched. This was the first time he saw someone shouting in the ghost market.
The old man was also very considerate and said with a smile: "Fifth Master, please change it for him. This kid will tell you ghost stories later and you won't even be able to sell anything. Third Master Zhao almost made him angry and left."
Li Laifu said arrogantly: "It's great to hear that I am not popular here. The key is that I have that strength. How can you change this thing?"
Fifth Master knelt down and said, "I didn't realize how popular you are, but I heard that you almost made that good old Zhao Laosan angry to death."
Li Laifu said nonchalantly: "Old man Zhao Laosan must be very happy now. I guess he will be happy all night." (picking rice grains from the stick noodles)
"Ten pounds of flour, ten dollars and five pounds of food stamps." After finishing speaking, Mr. Wu raised his neck with a look of contempt on his face.
Li Laifu put the snuff bottle on the paper and said, "Otherwise, I'd better trade it with you for the dragon ball in Cixi's mouth."
"Are you going to change your kid? Why are you teasing me?" Fifth Master was angry.
How could Li Laifu be afraid that he would be angry and say, "You teased me first, okay? You're such a big piece of shit, and you want more of it, why don't you go to heaven?"
"You stupid boy, you know nothing. This is a worker from the manufacturing office, and it is a real thing for the palace."
"Then you can't sell it so expensively. The dragon ball in Cixi's mouth? You can't sell it for such money these days."
"You kid can speak human language? Can you stop mentioning things from dead people's mouths? You've said it three times this time. Don't you know this is a ghost market?"
"Fifth Master, please hurry up and lower the price, otherwise this grandson will start telling ghost stories again," someone next to him said.
Li Laifu said with a look of disdain: "Everyone is half buried in the ground, but you are still afraid of ghosts? Have you done too many evil things?"
After Li Laifu finished speaking, he thought about it and realized that it was really possible that all of these people were former playboys and had done a lot of immoral things.
The Fifth Master was also annoyed. This little bastard was always here to bring things out of dead people's mouths, and said: "If you pay back the price, we will make a deal. If it doesn't work, get out of here."
Li Laifu did not counter-offer but asked: "Who are you telling to get out? Try getting out of here. You can't even say a word at such an old age."
"I'm just a catchphrase, you're a fucking garrulous person, you can't even speak a word," Fifth Master scolded angrily.
Li Laifu thought about it and thought that he was really a bit of a gossip, but he had nothing to do and was not short of money. If he didn't gossip with them, why would he go?
Li Laifu decided to change the topic and said, "Tell me about your stuff."
The Fifth Master stood up and cursed: "I'm introducing you, you big mouth, don't you know a snuff bottle? Did you see any seller here introducing something by himself?"
"Then you're talking nonsense. What did the old man introduce to me last time? Qianlong's dish..." Li Laifu thought about it. The old man was also angry with him. He said it himself, but he didn't seem to introduce it.
It seems that there is something wrong with the questions I ask, and I get angry with people for a long time every time...
Li Laifu waved his hand to relieve his embarrassment and said, "Then tell me how to change it?"
"You have something wrong with your ears. I stopped telling you just now."
If he could bear this, he wouldn't call him Li Laifu. He directly retorted and said, "You think it's useless? I just said that I would exchange it with you for the dragon ball in Cixi's mouth. Do you have to give me a real price?" "
"You little bastard, you fucking mentioned it again," Fifth Master scolded.
"Hurry up, you damn old man, I'm getting annoyed just looking at you, hurry up and tell me the price," Li Laifu said impatiently.
Fifth Master touched his chest and said, "You're not buying something, are you going to send me away?" I have never encountered such a dishonest person. In the past, when people bought things and couldn't negotiate the price, they left. This kind of thing He won’t leave either, and even talking can make people angry to death.
When the fifth master calmed down and said, "I don't want ten pounds of white flour, I just want five pounds, right? You can't have less money, and you can't have less food stamps." He also knew that food was in short supply these days.
Li Laifu asked calmly: "How much money do you owe this person?"
"It's none of your business. Do you want to buy it or not? If you don't want to buy it, get out of here." The old man was so angry that in future generations he would be lying on the ground trying to steal a car from his children.
Seeing that the old man could die at any time, Li Laifu stopped negotiating with him and raised his fingers at him.
The old man gasped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing with the flour bag? What can I do to you old man?" Li Laifu said angrily.
Laughter could be heard from everyone around, especially the old man who was so frightened by Li Laifu that he sat on the ground. He was not selling anything now and was just watching the fun.
The old man didn't want to say a word to him, so he took a flour bag from his shoulder bag and threw it over.
Li Laifu turned into the alley and rested for a while, then came out with a flour bag and five kilograms of white flour.
The fifth man took a look at the flour and made sure it was fine. Li Laifu took out another wad of money, counted them one by one, and said, "How old are you? You still owe debts. Isn't it embarrassing? You can't Save some money, money is always hard to come by these days..."
The fifth man's beard stood up in anger and he cursed: "Damn it, you grandson, are you pretending to be my father here?"
Li Laifu said angrily: "This old man is boring. I kindly remind you that you can't tell a good guy from a bad guy." After saying that, he took out a ten-yuan bill from under a pile of money, and five kilograms of grain. Give him the vote.
Li Laifu casually put the snuff bottle in his pocket. The old man held the money in his hand and asked with his eyes wide open: "What the hell are you counting there just now?"
Li Laifu cursed and said: "You damn old man is so lenient, let's see how much money I have left, okay?" After Li Laifu said that, he left, leaving the old man sitting on the ground in anger, breathing heavily.
Someone was joining in the fun and said, "Fifth Master, I think he was pretending to be your father just now."
"Go away, I'll tell you,"
