Li Laifu wrapped his head and walked towards Guijie Street. He looked at the gloomy street. There were many figures under the walls. The white lanterns on the coffins were particularly suitable for the occasion. He still patrolled the street as usual, but he passed by these people. Everyone looked at him with contempt. He was considered a celebrity in Guijie.
When others came, they quickly found a place to hide themselves, and when the time came to sell their goods, he was the only one who was walking from south to north with a cigarette in his mouth. The key was that he was masked and looked specifically at what others were holding. When a person selling things sees that he doesn't hide his things behind his back, he actually just wants to walk to the other side. When the time comes, he can walk over from the other side so that he doesn't have to go back and forth. After all, the old donkey-headed old Biaozi and the others can They are all in the first stall and the second stall.
Old Biaozi hit Old Donkey's head with his elbow and said, "Look, that fool is here again. He hasn't been here for two or three days and I still miss him."
The people setting up the street stalls were not hiding in the corner, but a bunch of shameless people gathered together.
The old donkey head said to the old Biaozi: "What do you want him to do? Do you want him to bring you that woman in white clothes and long hair?"
This era is not the future, and all kinds of ghost movies are regarded as jokes, so when the old donkey head said this, the old Biaozi was still angry and cursed: "Go away, you old bastard," and cursed to find someone else to chat with. Go, every time he mentioned this, he felt chills on his back.
After Li Laifu came to the end, he cursed in his mind, these people are so unsocial in doing business, why the hell are they hiding so far away from me? I took out my watch from my schoolbag and looked at it. It was still half an hour away. I had nothing to do, so I might as well find someone to chat with!
He walked up to an old man and asked: "Old man, what are you selling? Take it out and let me have a look. If I like it, I will buy it."
"Go away, do you understand the rules?"
Li Laifu was unmoved and said: "Old man, the Qing Dynasty has been destroyed. What rules do we need in this new society?"
The old man almost died of anger. This grandson didn't know how to speak human language and cursed: "You...you, get away."
It is estimated that the old man is either going up or down. Li Laifu said in a calm tone: "Old man, I am buying it sincerely. You should sell it quickly. You must owe money for breakfast or drinks in the pub."
Li Laifu knows that these old people and young people like to pay debts the most, and they also like to pretend to be uncles. The old man in Zhengyangmen drinks bulk wine and still has debts, but he still has the nerve to pretend to be old people. He is probably doing nothing among these old people and young people. Food is tight these days and people are hungry, but... but there is still good wine.
"Go away, I won't sell it to you even if I smash it," the old man pointed at him.
The old man put all the wooden boxes in his hands aside, preparing to have a big quarrel with Li Laifu.
Li Laifu asked calmly: "Old man, how old are you and are you still so generous? Have you had dinner tonight?"
Li Laifu said to himself: "My family is eating braised mutton and white rice tonight. The rice is grainy, and the braised mutton is oily. How long has it been since you last eaten mutton, old man?"
The old man turned his head away without even looking at him.
Li Laifu smacked his lips while eating mushrooms and talking about various meat dishes. After a while, the old man's stomach started to growl.
Gu Gu Gu Gu.
The old man took two steps forward, put the box on the ground and cursed: "There's something wrong with your grandson. Why don't you just wait for a while? Do you have to be like a chatterbox here?"
Li Laifu pointed to his box and said, "Bring it over so I can take a look?"
The old man reluctantly handed the box to him and said: "I only exchange for food. If you want to get money to buy it, just go and cool off."
Li Laifu opened the box and was so frightened that he almost threw it on the ground. This wicked old man was selling bronze mirrors on Guijie Street at night. He remembered watching a movie before, where a bronze mirror turned out to be a female ghost. Damn it, in Guijie Street this kind of thing Even if the atmosphere can't create a female ghost, it can scare half to death if a human figure appears.
The old man said proudly: "My bronze mirror is well preserved, it is definitely..."
Li Laifu closed the box, took a deep breath, and waved his hands to interrupt the old man. "Old man, I heard your stomach growling just now. You must be hungry. Let me give you some berries to eat."
Li Laifu deliberately turned off the flashlight and grabbed a handful of mountain red from his schoolbag.
Li Laifu thought to himself, damn old man, you scared me so much, I can make you better.
Did he know that most street stalls also have a flashlight, which these old and young people sell once in a while? The old man definitely has no flashlight.
What suddenly occurred to Li Laifu? Then he put Shanlihong in his schoolbag and took one. He took a mushroom and said, "Try first to see if the fruit is sweet or not? This is the only big one left. You may have to eat several of the remaining small ones in one bite." ”
"What you said just now was quite irritating. I didn't expect you to be really good," the old man praised.
The old man ate one and said, "Mushroom fruit? It still tastes like this. In the early years, my maid would go up the mountain to find it for me to eat. But now I haven't eaten it for many years."
Li Laifu grabbed five or six Shanlihong and put them in his hand and said, "This one is a bit small. You can eat it in one bite."
The old man said happily: "It's okay. As long as it's ripe and yellow in color, it's still sweet. It doesn't matter how big or small it is."
The old man stuffed them all into his mouth casually. After chewing a few times, he felt something was wrong. The red-skinned nuts in the mountains were large and thin, and they were super sour. The fool ate them all in one bite. Li Laifu shined a flashlight on him and shouted, "No." You’re going to vomit!”
Oh my god, an old man next to me was frightened by Li Laifu's sudden shout.
The old man who was eating Shanlihong was also frightened by Li Laifu's sudden shout, and swallowed it unconsciously.
Li Laifu laughed when he saw the old man swallowing it. The old man's mouth was full of sour water, bah bah!
The old man vomited a few words and cursed: "Your grandson is going to die. What are you giving me to eat? It's killing me."
When Li Laifu was scolded, he would not retaliate. He scolded: "You old man is going to die. Is it unethical for you to sell bronze mirrors in a ghost market in the middle of the night?"
The old man vomited two more mouthfuls and said, "You immoral thing, I ate it. What you gave me was hawthorn."
Li Laifu lit a cigarette and said: "You are ugly but you think you are pretty. I also gave you hawthorns. I even made candied haws with hawthorns. I gave you Shanlihong to appetize you."
The old man wiped the saliva from his mouth and said: "Your grandson is definitely seriously ill. If I sell bronze mirrors and you don't buy them, it will be over. Why the hell are you giving me Shanlihong?"
Li Laifu said confidently: "Who told you to scare me?"
"You're so fucking cowardly, you'd be frightened just by looking at a bronze mirror," the old man scolded angrily.
Li Laifu said: "Don't you know, you wicked old man? Bronze mirrors are for the dead. Which dynasty and who is your bronze mirror from? Can you live for such a long time? You old man doesn't look at the mirror at home. You look at the bronze mirror. ?"
