Old man Li took Li Laifu back to the village entrance under the big tree. These days, he did not have the habit of having lunch. None of them dared to move. They sat there and whispered gossip. Seeing the old man coming, everyone started to get up. Everyone knows what kind of person the old lady is when it comes to calling people. Anyway, what’s the point of calling people?
The children at the entrance of the village are also much cleaner. After all, there are three large water tanks at the entrance of the village, and the water flows continuously, so the children can take a clean bath.
A group of strong laborers did not grab the big tree, but squatted on the stone steps. Li Laifu also admired this group of people who squatted and never sat down. They were all really good at squatting, which made the legs of future generations numb after squatting for a while.
Grandpa, Uncle Laifu, and a whole bunch of people also stood up.
Li Laifu asked Li Tiezui: "Is the beggar's chicken delicious? How is my cooking skills?"
Li Laifu didn't expect that his words would cause a burst of laughter.
Li Tiezhu said: "Uncle Laifu, Brother Tiezhu won't be able to return home for a week."
Before Li Laifu could speak, Li Tiechui said with a smile: "What a week? My sister-in-law doesn't want him, and he won't be able to go back for a month."
Li Tiezhen scratched his head and said, "I didn't even eat a bite of that chicken, so I just took a local coffee and smelled it."
Seeing his cowardly look, Li Laifu knew something was wrong and asked: "Why do you still have this habit? You don't eat chicken? You like the smell. This is a disease of yours and you need to be cured."
Li Tiezui said unconvinced: "Only fools refuse to eat chicken and like to smell it. I thought what you gave me was just a ball, and I threw it to those kids to play with. The end result was these little bastards. Not even a corner of the lotus leaf was left for me.
Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "Don't scold me, your uncle is there, and the children of Master Qi's family are also there."
Li Tiezhen said indignantly: "That's bullshit, my uncle, he calls Uncle Laifu grandpa, I'm a generation above him, that little bastard, he was the first to react, and he's the fastest to strike. I've seen him Clearly, one hand is holding the chicken thigh, and the other hand is holding the chicken head.
Old Man Li said with a serious face: "It's a joke, don't joke about seniority, they are a bunch of little bastards."
It’s no wonder that Old Man Li is anxious. He refers to seniority in Lijia Village. If seniority can be used as a joke, how can he still hang out in the village in the future?
No one dared to smile playfully.
Seeing Li Tiezui's annoyed look, Li Laifu sighed and suddenly thought of something?
"Spade, how old is your son?"
Li Tiezhen didn't dare to joke this time, and said respectfully: "Uncle Laifu, my boy is 18."
He was thinking about Tan Erdan asking him to go to the security brigade. He didn't want to go. These boys from the countryside would definitely be willing to go. Eight or nine yuan a month could break his head.
As long as he captures a spy and sends two pheasants to Director Tan Erdan, it will basically be done.
For others, it is difficult to find a job. For those people, it is just a word and a greeting. Anyway, the salary is paid and the food is not from their family. Besides, Li Tiezui’s son, let’s call him today The little grandpa was respectful when he was talking...it shows that he has a good character.
Li Tiezhen saw Li Laifu bowing his head in deep thought and asked, "What's wrong with Uncle Laifu?"
Li Laifu said, "We have something to do. Let's talk about it in two days." There's no need to show off if it's not done yet.
Li Tiezhu shouted: "Second Grandpa is back too."
Li Laifu followed Li Tiezhu's gaze and saw Li Chongwu driving a dung truck in from the entrance of the village. The key was that his second aunt was also sitting in the car. He was also wondering why he hadn't seen his second uncle and aunt all morning? It turned out that the two of them went out to poop together.
"Laifu, when did you come?" Li Chongwu stopped the bullock cart and asked.
"I'll be here in the morning."
"Second Aunt, there are so many men here, why do they let a woman poop?" Li Laifu asked.
Li Chongwu glanced at his daughter-in-law and said, "No one asks her to poop. She just likes to ride in a bullock cart, so I take her out for a walk."
"Second Aunt, I read that right. This should be a dung truck? You just like to go shopping in this car," Li Laifu asked in surprise.
The second aunt answered more simply: "Why wandering around is so fun?"
Li Laifu is really impressive. His two children lost their home, and the couple went out in a dung truck.
Li Chongwu shouted: "Tiezhu, Tiehammer, please unload the dung bucket quickly. I'll wash it. I'll spend the day tomorrow going to your second grandma's parents' house."
Li Laifu hid far away and saw that the thick layer of manure on the bullock cart had dried and crusted.
"Second uncle, do you want to bring something back to my second aunt's house?" Li Laifu shouted.
After all, he was a bit far away, and a group of people couldn't hear him unless they called Li Chongwu!
The second aunt laughed and said: "You want to drag something to my house? When I go to my parents' house, I have to watch him and don't let him come back with anything."
The words made a lot of people laugh.
Li Chongwu came over and said, "You silly bitch, why are you laughing? My family is poor? My family is not yours!"
The second aunt glared at him and said, "What's wrong with my family? I'm only responsible for giving birth to children. Does it have anything to do with me whether the family is poor or rich? Or you just don't have the ability."
Li Laifu was dumbfounded. He just asked a question. The two couples were ready to fight at any time.
Li Laifu quickly changed the subject and said: "Second Uncle, where is my bicycle? You can just go to Second Aunt's house to ride it. Why do you want to wash the dung truck? That dung truck will stink no matter how much you wash it."
The couple, who were like fighting cocks, seemed to be ready to quarrel at any time. When Li Laifu said a word, their eyes gleamed.
The second aunt pushed Li Chongwu.
Li Chongwu smiled and asked: "Laifu, did you really lend your bicycle to your second uncle?"
Li Laifu rolled his eyes and said, "If I don't lend you a ride, why should I tell him?"
Li Chongwu happily turned around and shouted: "Tiezhu, there is no need to unload the iron hammer dung bucket, and there is no need to wash it. I will ride Laifu's bicycle."
Li Tiezhu ran over and asked, "Uncle Laifu, are you really willing to borrow Grandpa Er's bicycle?"
Li Laifu said nonchalantly: "What's that broken bicycle?"
"That……."
Li Chongwu pushed him away and said, "You idiot, I'll know what you're doing when you stick out your tail. I'm telling you, you can't borrow a bicycle."
"We won't be here when we go home to Laifu. Dad, please close the back door and save these bastards from following us," Li Chongwu opened his hands to stop him and said.
Li Chongwu and his wife carried Li Laifu and walked up the mountain. Old man Li was walking behind him, no one dared to pass him.
Back in the courtyard, Li Laifu took out tea leaves and drank tea with Old Man Li. Li Chongwen didn't have time to drink tea. He was riding a bicycle to practice in the courtyard. The last time he rode a bicycle was a few years ago.
The second aunt followed the old lady in the house making quilts.
It was not until five o'clock in the afternoon that Li Chongwu and his wife prepared to go out for dinner.
Li Laifu stopped them and said, "Second uncle, second aunt, don't go down to eat. I'll get you something to eat today."