"Big brother, big brother," Bruce Lee shouted quickly in fear.
Li Laifu decided to give him a long memory. He kicked him on the butt and scolded him: "Get out! Stand facing the wall and I won't tell you to move. If you dare to move, I will skin you today." The child did this and gave it to him. , give him a drink but don't get used to his bad habits.
Bruce Lee didn't even dare to fart, so he quickly went to stand facing the wall.
In later generations, those mothers took their children and watched them rolling around in the shopping mall with sad faces? That is the mother who has never met a mother from the Northeast. She pinches you and bruises her thighs, and it hurts you to death. She dares to roll around with her. Come home and have another meal of broomstick stew, which is sure to be fresh in the child's memory. See you next time. The shopping malls are hiding away.
He handed the bowl to Li Xiaohu and said, "Take your nephew to eat chicken."
"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big uncle," although the two little boys called him, their eyes were looking at the chicken and their saliva was almost drooling.
Li Laifu stood up and said to Li Xiaohu: "The chicken can only be eaten by the two of you. He is not allowed to eat it. If he touches it, tell me."
Li Xiaohu didn't even hesitate, eating chicken in his mouth and nodded desperately: "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Li Laifu walked towards his grandparents' house. Old Li was drinking wine happily, and the old lady was drinking malted milk and eating chicken. "Grandson, come here quickly," the old lady quickly got a piece of chicken breast for Li Laifu.
After the grandparents finished eating, Li Laifu told them about today's mission.
Li Laifu still thought that the old couple would scold Li Chongwen. Who knew that the two of them didn't take him seriously at all, but asked Li Laifu with a smile: "Grandson, you are not leaving today?"
Li Laifu nodded, and the old lady smiled and said, "As long as my eldest grandson is here, I don't care whether he comes or not. I almost forgot what a bear he looks like."
Old Man Li also agreed with his wife's statement and nodded.
Li Laifu could only mourn for his father in his heart. Li Chongwen was obviously a tool, a tool for the old couple to have grandchildren.
After dinner, Li Laifu went to the mountains again, dug six traps again, and put pumpkin peels and corn cobs as bait.
He didn't go hunting again. After all, he still had prey in his space. He had to sell it to make money when he went back this time. He didn't have much money in the space, so he bought antiques from Lao Donkey Tou.
I also transplanted a few mushrooms in the space. These were sold in supermarkets in later generations and were quite expensive. They were probably grown. They were incomparable to the purely natural ones at this time. I could use them as fruit for my sister to eat. I picked some mountain reds for others to eat.
I used the space to ripen a mushroom and ate it in a hurry.
I returned to the village and took a look at the door of my second uncle's house. Bruce Lee was still standing. Li Xiaohu pretended to be a tiger and pointed a straw stick at his brother who was leaning against the wall. He didn't know what he was doing.
Li Laifu came closer and heard.
"Brother, you can't move. If you do, I'll tell my elder brother to beat you."
Li Laifu walked over with a straight face, "Come here," and said to Bruce Lee.
"Do you know you're wrong?"
Bruce Lee replied politely: "Brother, I know I was wrong."
Li Laifu pointed at his forehead and said: "Next time, let me know that you, the elder brother, are not a good leader. Do you think I will cut you? Take them to play, and come to grandma's house for dinner in the evening."
If this was Jiang Tao, he would have beaten him up long ago. Xiaolong was still young after all.
He picked up the small bowl with chicken on the ground and grabbed a handful of girl fruit and put it in it.
As soon as Li Xiaohu stretched out his hand, Bruce Lee grabbed it and said, "Do you think it was just now?"
When the two brothers were fighting, Li Laifu didn't care. Li Xiaohu was pretending to be loud just now, so he deserved to be bullied now.
Li Laifu thought Li Xiaohu would cry? Unexpectedly, this guy said with a smile: "Brother, I'm fine with you now."
The little kid next to him quickly expressed his opinion, "Uncle, didn't I mention you just now?"
Bruce Lee walked in front with the bowl in his hand and said, "You didn't say anything about me? But when you were eating chicken? You came to me and chewed the bones to satisfy me. Do I still remember?"
When Bruce Lee said these words, he still secretly glanced at his elder brother. He was afraid that if he said the wrong thing again, he would be beaten!
Li Laifu asked: "I only know that your urine is yellow, but I still don't know your name?"
"Uncle, my name is Xiao Shitou."
He quickly replied: "Uncle, my pee is not yellow now," and then looked at Xiaolong. Xiaohu was very afraid that they would stop playing with him.
What a sin!
Li Laifu sighed, took out a few mushrooms and put them in his hands, poor child.
Back at grandma's house, the old man was lying on the recliner, but the old lady was busy sweeping the floor in the yard. Old man Li didn't move and shouted: "My grandson is back."
Sitting next to Old Man Li, I grabbed a handful of mushrooms for him and said, "Grandpa, I picked these on the mountain. They are very sweet."
Old Man Li shook his head and said, "If grandpa doesn't eat this stuff, he's taking away the taste of wine in my mouth. So wouldn't I drink for free at noon?"
With his eyes closed and tapping lightly on the armrest of the recliner, the old man was missing a radio.
"Grandson, you eat it yourself, don't give it to him," the old lady glanced at the ground without leaving her grandson.
Old Man Li lives a carefree life like this. Although he is often scolded by the old lady, he does not reply. He has never washed a piece of clothing or cooked a meal. He will not help you when the oil bottle at home falls. Typical Live understand.
I gave grandma some mushrooms. If you don’t feed them to her, the old lady won’t eat them.
Of course he was looking for something to do. Li Laifu said: "Grandpa, let's go to the village below. When I first entered the village, I was attacked by the old man again." To file a complaint, you must file a complaint, and to take revenge, you must take revenge. , that damn old man is too arrogant.
Old Man Li patted the handle of the recliner and said, "Let's go, grandpa will take you to get revenge. I can't scold this old grandson to death."
The old lady looked at the backs of the two people in the courtyard, shook her head and smiled bitterly at a pair of showy grandsons.
When he walked to the door, Li Laifu shouted: "Grandma, don't cook. Wait until I come back to make delicious food for you."
"I understand, grandson."
The grandfather and grandson walked down the mountain aggressively toward the old man's house.
As soon as they arrived at the door of his house, both grandfather and grandson were stunned. There were three young women, one holding a child, and an old lady sitting at the door.
"Old lady, why are you here?" The old lady hurried over and said.
The three women holding their children also got up and called for help. Li Laifu asked in a low voice: "Grandpa, what should I do?"
The old man said helplessly: "What else can we do to go back? We can't push these women away and rush into the house. This turtle grandson must know that we are coming."
Grandfather and grandson came in angrily and left dejectedly. Li Laifu asked in a casual chat without getting his revenge: "Grandpa, can you still speak Henan dialect?"
Old Man Li stopped and asked, "What Henan dialect?"
"Guisun? Isn't this the Henan dialect?"
Old Man Li shook his head and said: "I didn't know it was Henan dialect, but that old boy is like a turtle with a shrunken head. He is my grandson, so I called him a turtle grandson."
Li Laifu nodded. As expected, it sounded awkward to him just now. The old man's words were not authentic.
Turtle grandson? Without these four words "beat you to death", there will be no soul.
