Li Laifu, Li Tiezhu and Li Tiechui had just walked down to the old man's house. Bruce Lee, Li Xiaohu, and the child with very yellow urine also came down from the mountain.
"Brother, you are here. Brother, I miss you so much," Bruce Lee and Li Xiaohu happily ran to Li Laifu.
"Uncle, my pee is no longer yellow. Uncle, uncle, they took me to play with mud cannons."
It made three people laugh.
Li Laifu asked with a smile: "Xiaolong, Xiaohu now that there is water on the mountain, why are you still peeing in the mud?"
Bruce Lee looked disgusted and said: "We no longer use urine and mud. He comes to play with us every day, and every day he says that his urine is no longer yellow. Later, we agreed to play together, and he thought it was his urine." We only played with him when his urine was not yellow, but we both found him annoying."
Xiaohu said directly: "Brother, you came just in time. Look what we caught. My brother and I will bake it for you in a while."
Li Laifu saw grasshoppers in several colors of gray and green on a small stick, as well as the breast of a dragonfly with its head and tail removed. Li Xiaohu said proudly: "Brother, this is delicious after roasting."
Sure enough, grasshoppers are also meat. This sentence is not said in vain, it is all summarized from practice.
Li Laifu thought to himself, is it crunchy? Chicken flavor? The protein is from beef... Even if it is 100 times higher, he still can't eat it, so he can only think about it.
Old Man Li stood at the door and shouted with a smile on his face: "My grandson is here, come here quickly. Grandpa has missed you?"
"Old man, who did you say is here?" the old lady's voice came from the courtyard.
Li Laifu was not in the mood to talk nonsense to his two younger brothers. When the old lady heard that he was coming, she would definitely run away. What should she do if she got stuck? Run towards home quickly.
When Old Man Li saw his grandson running over, he smiled and said, "Stop running, your grandma can walk steadily."
As soon as Li Laifu entered the hospital, the old lady shouted: "The eldest grandson is here, the eldest grandson is here, let grandma see, is he fat or thin?"
After the old lady saw her grandson, she turned around and scolded Old Man Li: "You old thing, your eyes are missing. Your eldest grandson is carrying a basket on his back. You don't know what to do next."
Li Tiezhu and Li Tiezhui didn't dare to speak at this time, so they quickly put away their things and ran away in despair.
"I'm not following my grandson anymore. He ran towards you as soon as we entered the hospital. I just chased him," Old Man Li said, stretching out his hands to carry the basket on his back.
The old lady was very satisfied with what she said. She touched Li Laifu's head and said, "My eldest grandson is the closest to me. Of course he ran towards me."
Li Laifu could feel that he was a child? The old lady probably kissed him all over his face.
The old lady took her grandson to sit on the recliner, and she sat on the small bench and looked at her grandson.
"I'll give you two grasshoppers. You go home and let your mother bake them for you. I will only bake things for my elder brother."
Li Xiaohu's flattering voice was heard. Li Laifu looked at the serious Li Xiaohu and said, "They call you uncle, and you're going to play with your nephew like this?"
Li Xiaohu said with a proud look: "There are a lot of people who call me grandpa. I can't coax these little brats."
Old Man Li sat on the chair and said with a smile: "How dare you call others a brat? You splashed urine last night and your father almost rushed you down the mountain."
Li Xiaohu immediately wanted to speak, but Bruce Li hurriedly covered his mouth, "Grandpa, let's go roast grasshoppers and eat them."
The three children ran out, and Li Laifu said with a smile: "Grandpa, this urine is probably Xiaolong's urine."
Old Man Li said without thinking: "Who cares who pees on the kang? Which child doesn't pee on the kang? When you were a child, you suddenly peed on the kang, and your grandma caught you with a hat.
Li Laifu thought to himself that this old man didn't know how to chat, so why did the chat involve him? Fortunately, the old man didn't continue talking.
"Grandson, what are you doing with two mud balls?" Old Man Li asked when he saw the mud balls in the basket at his feet.
He stood up and helped her up quickly, saying, "Grandpa and grandma, I brought delicious food."
The old lady looked at the empty lounge chair and glared at Old Man Li and cursed: "Can't you wait a moment and say that I haven't seen enough of my eldest grandson?"
Old Man Li's attention was attracted by Li Laifu. He hugged a local guy, smashed it in the corner, and put a pack of lotus leaves on the table.
Li Laifu peeled the lotus leaves and said: "Grandpa, you can go get the wine. Grandma, come here, this chicken is rotten. You can eat it with your teeth."
Old Man Li lay on the lotus leaf and smelled it, then said: "As soon as my grandson comes, he will bring delicious food to his grandpa, and I will go get the wine."
The eldest grandson called her and the old lady didn't even hesitate and sat down at the table.
Li Laifu and the old lady were eating chicken legs. Old man Li held the wine bowl and caught the chicken butt with his chopsticks.
The old lady was very happy while eating the fragrant chicken. She looked outside. Li Laifu said with a smile: "I will send some to them later. They have enough to eat. You two just eat hard." The carefree old lady is still worried about Xiaolong and Xiaohu.
At this time, the old lady started to bite the chicken and said, "That's good, that's good."
Li Laifu put the rice bag in the kitchen and made another cup of malted milk for the old lady.
"Grandma, try this malted milk. It tastes great."
The old lady still wanted to refuse. Li Laifu said hurriedly: "Look, there are a lot more here. I brought them just for you and grandpa to drink."
Old Man Li drank his wine and said, "What will your grandson bring you? Just drink whatever you want and always let your grandson talk more."
The old lady nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I will drink any poison my grandson brings me."
Li Laifu rolled his eyes. The adjective "old lady" was too scary.
After arranging the arrangements for the grandparents, I took a chicken drumstick and wings, chopped them into several pieces, and went out with a small bowl.
Three children were making a fire in front of the second uncle's house, but their mouths were full of food.
"Xiaohu, I just gave you an extra grasshopper. You are not allowed to talk about bedwetting anymore. If you dare to spill the beans, don't blame me for beating you," Bruce Lee threatened.
"Brother, I promise not to tell," Li Xiaohu replied cheerfully, after all, he was short of words.
"Uncle, what are you afraid of if you wet the bed? I pee often at home."
Bruce Lee said: "What do you know? You are a little brat. It's embarrassing that I am your uncle who wets the bed. You are not allowed to tell others. If you say it, we won't let you play next time."
"You still know that you are an uncle? Then you should set an example for your brother and nephew. You have to admit your mistakes. You still have the nerve to tell your brother and nephew to lie here."
Li Laifu said with a straight face: "Your father will come back later and take the initiative to admit his mistakes. If I hear you lie again, I will beat you to pieces. It won't be enough for you."
Originally, bedwetting was no big deal, as long as Li Laifu smiled and laughed, but this child lied seriously and even taught his younger brothers and nephews to lie. He couldn't do it without teaching him a lesson.
"Big brother, big uncle," Li Xiaohu and the child called.
Bruce Lee lowered his head, but Li Laifu didn't care and slapped him on the head: "Are you mute? You can't call people anymore."
A small tree will not grow straight unless it is pruned, and beating the children on a rainy day will be idle.
The fathers of the past embodied these two sentences vividly. Regarding a slap, there is still time to reason with you. If the slap is right, you deserve the slap. If the slap is wrong, it will be in vain.
This child? It still needs to be repaired. Every day I call on the children to reason with them, but they understand nothing. Looking at those reasonable parents, I was so angry that I cried in the end.
For example: What is 1+1 equal to?
Dad: Pa pa, how many times did I hit you just now?
(Personal experience, the key is not 1+1)
