Jiang Yuan said with a bitter face: "Brother, the chicken was very fragrant when I came back. My second brother and I were smelling it, and my mother took it over and chopped it into fine pieces."
Zhao Fang came in with a steamed bun and cursed: "If you don't want to eat, get out of here. It would be nice to have chicken soup. If you want to eat the whole piece, I'll slap your mouth."
After dinner, the two of them were smoking cigarettes at the door. Li Chongwen said, "Son, you go back to your grandma's place tomorrow."
Before Li Laifu could ask, Li Chongwen took a look and said from inside the room: "Your aunt, isn't she going to work at the supply and marketing cooperative on Monday? I want to take her home on Sunday. I asked around and found out that the supply and marketing cooperative has no To rest, you can only ask for leave, but if you don't take a rest for a month? There will be a subsidy of 80 cents. With your aunt's character, she won't waste even 80 cents, so you'd better go back before she goes to work. Go back in advance and stand in front of her, say something nice to your aunt, make your grandma look better and talk..."
Li Laifu smiled and said, "You are my grandma's son. You can't speak for yourself?"
Li Chongwen glared at him and said, "When I opened my mouth? It was like adding fuel to the fire. Your grandma must have scolded me for marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting my mother. She might even cry and wipe her tears. Your grandpa designated me to give him a stick with a stick." I'll drive him out."
In order to retaliate against him for saying that the bicycle was more important than him, Li Laifu said, "Just scold me. My second aunt is often scolded. I can't help but smile all day long!"
Li Congwen patted Li Laifu's shoulder earnestly and said: "Son, your aunt is very kind to you. When you were a child, you and Xiao Tao had a fever together. Your aunt! She didn't even hesitate and gave you the medicine. Son, you want to be a doctor." A man of conscience.”
puff!
Before Li Laifu could expose his lie, Zhao Fang couldn't help it. She had been eavesdropping.
Zhao Fang smiled and said: "Master, you lied without blinking an eye, Laifu! He was 11 years old at that time, and he had already remembered it, and you still lied to him about it? Xiao Tao was obviously beaten by me, and his face was hot. , Laifu really has a cold, he won’t believe you even if you tell this lie!”
Li Chongwen insisted that I am not embarrassed, but you are the ones who are embarrassed. He said seriously without blushing or heartbeat: "Maybe I remembered it wrong."
Zhao Fang continued: "Laifu, you don't have to go back. Your grandma can scold you if she wants. She is a mother and she should scold me. It's just that your father is a brat...a brat."
Li Laifu and Li Chongwen's eyes widened. They were also confused? Well said? Why are you still scolding me?
Zhao Fang hurriedly said to Li Laifu: "I didn't say that your father is a brat? I meant that your father is the only one? By the way, he is the only one in the family.
Li Laifu laughed heartily, and Li Chongwen was so angry that veins popped out on his head, and said: "Get out of here, you prodigal bitch, you can't even understand what you're saying."
Zhao Fang also laughed a few times and then said: Your grandma has always doted on him, and suddenly she scolded him too. He felt uncomfortable and didn't dare to talk back, so he didn't like to go back every time. You don't have to go back to Laifu. I'm not afraid of scolding. ! Isn’t your second aunt suffering from it too? "
Li Chongwen took his anger out on Li Laifu and said, "Go back as soon as I ask you to go back. There is so much nonsense."
Li Chongwen thought to himself: Why is it so difficult to speak well? Even if you get scolded and don't say anything, the matter hasn't been done yet.
Li Laifu smiled disapprovingly and said, "Dad, you are so angry."
Li Chongwen waved his hand and said: "Go, go, let's play, don't delay my cycling."
There was no entertainment at all this night. Zhao Fang was sewing clothes, Li Chongwen was cleaning his bicycle, and the little girl was sitting in his arms. She didn't know what the two brothers were whispering, just waiting to sleep with her eyes wide open.
Lying on the kang at night, Jiang Yuan asked in a low voice: "Brother, when will you make that beggar's chicken for me and my second brother?"
"As long as you do well in the exam, you will be given a whole chicken if you do well. If you do not do well, you will only get a chicken neck. Anyway, you can take care of it yourself," Li Laifu said.
Jiang Yuan asked directly: "Brother, can the person who eats chicken neck add a chicken butt?"
roll!
"Okay!" Jiang Yuan said happily and rolled over to the end of the kang.
Li Laifu was too lazy to pay attention to him. He was ripening 50 kilograms of rice, peeling and peeling it, and preparing to take it to his grandparents tomorrow. Damn it, it should be converted into a sleeping space. As soon as it is ripened, he will not be able to open his eyes.
Li Chongwen probably wanted to retaliate against him, so he woke him up early in the morning. This made Zhao Fang so angry that he scolded Li Chongwen directly. He didn't reply no matter how much he scolded Li Chongwen. Anyway, he woke up Li Laifu.
After Li Laifu got up and washed his face, Li Chongwen said: "I left the bicycle for you, I'll leave first."
Zhao Fang held a towel for Li Laifu and said, "Laifu, if you feel sleepy, go back to the kang and sleep. Don't talk to your dad, he just hasn't left."
Li Laifu wiped his face and said, "Aunt! I'm refreshed after washing my face. I'm going to the toilet."
Walking towards the big toilet, there was no surprise like every morning. Just like the ticket window of the Spring Festival Railway Station, there was a queue at the door. An old man driving a dung truck was already waiting at the door smoking a cigarette. He must have passed this time. At the climax of the episode, the old man was ready to scoop out feces, and the queue at the door of the women's restroom was even longer.
In front of the toilet, there is a row of five or six-year-old children squatting, and the old man who poops is waiting there, and he shovels those who have finished pooping into the car.
In the men's restroom, there is a row of young men aged seven, eight or nine, taking turns peeing. There is no separation of wet and dry areas these days, so children cannot enter the large restroom.
After waiting for five or six minutes, it was his turn. He blocked both nostrils and walked in. Damn it, the stench was overwhelming. It was also filled with smoke. There were a bunch of old men smoking pots and cigarettes, and they were all squatting. Everything is calm, but you don't know that people are panicking outside.
"Laifu, come here quickly, can I leave a hole for you?"
A blind man got lucky while shooting, Old Man Zhang? Li Laifu rolled his eyes and said ungratefully: "Why don't you leave a hole for me? Why don't you leave a hole for me? You can still take advantage of two people by yourself!"
Old Man Zhang was not polite and scolded: "You treat your kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs, but look at your bear-like appearance and even blocked your nostrils. You are pretending to be an elephant with me.
He didn't have the time to argue with this old man in the toilet.
Li Laifu and Old Man Zhang came out of the toilet one after another. The number of children peeing at the wall had changed. With a flash of inspiration to have some fun, Li Laifu shouted: "Grandpa Zhang."
Six or seven children turned around together, and the first one almost peed on his shoes.
The last one took advantage, and the first five all peed on each other.
Old man Zhang was startled, came to his senses, and cursed: "You kid, you are sick...!"
Li Laifu interrupted him with a smile and said: "You old man, I kindly remind you to be careful when walking, why are you still scolding me? Forget it, you got stuck, don't blame me."
Old man Zhang cursed at Li Laifu's back: "I blame your grandma for being stupid. I've been walking this road for decades and I get stuck. But you, little bastard, almost scared me to death?"
Li Laifu didn't reply when he was scolded. He pretended that nothing was wrong and walked quickly towards his home. He could hear the crying of several children behind him. Old man Zhang looked at the crying children and then at Li Laifu. He laughed and cursed: "This child is so damaged.
