steal? Is it impossible? How about tons of gold with space? Wealth is free. Collecting antiques is fun. Then steal things? You will despise yourself.
When Old Biaozi saw Old Donkey Head coming back, he came closer and asked, "How is it?"
The old donkey nodded with a grimace.
Old Biaozi said angrily: "As long as the deal is done, why are you so sad?"
The old donkey held the pipe pot in his head and said, "That guy is too cruel. He bought 1/3 of my things."
Old Biaozi also reached out and grabbed a handful of cut tobacco from Lao Lutou's pipe and put it into the pot of his pipe and said, "Do you really want to smoke it?"
The old donkey struck a match and lit the cigarette and said: "If you don't want to smoke, what should you do? Boss, the second brother is already married, and you still live in the same courtyard with me, eat my food and drink my food, and I don't want to think about it? Hurry up?" Buy them a job so they can go out independently."
The old donkey took a deep breath from his cigarette and said, "Besides, I've had enough fun in my lifetime. I come here and squat every night, and I don't feel like a human anymore."
…
Li Laifu checked the time, it was past two o'clock, and strolled towards home. At this time of night, a fart could travel two miles quietly.
We were almost at the entrance of Nanluoguxiang alley, and suddenly someone in front shouted: "Don't run, if you run again, shoot," bang bang bang!
Li Laifu immediately hid behind the tree and cursed, Damn, this guy is quite insidious. In the later generations, he was a sixth man. He shouted and ran away and shot again. Before he finished speaking, the gun went off, and... And it’s still a burst of fire.
It’s better to stay away from this kind of person! The sky was the limit to save my life. I sat directly behind the tree and was not ready to leave.
Under the streetlight at the entrance of Nanluoguxiang alley, a person was running in front and three people were chasing after him.
Half an hour passed. Li Laifu yawned and felt sleepy.
Just as I walked to the door of No. 88 compound, there was a sudden sound? A very slight sound...Ah? Li Laifu was frightened out of his drowsiness when a man jumped out of their courtyard.
Li Laifu bent over and watched, originally wanting to remain silent, but when the man left, who knew that he was standing at the entrance of the small alley outside the courtyard wall, and the street lights in Nanluogu Lane made his figure shine in the alley. inside.
The man was stunned for a moment and slowly walked over. After seeing Li Laifu clearly, he said in a kind tone: "Little brother, don't be afraid, I am a good person."
Li Laifu looked at this guy. He was most likely the guy who was being chased by the police just now. Was he being chased by the police in the middle of the night? Are you saying he's a good person?
Li Laifu asked directly: "You are not a thief, are you?"
The man took two steps closer and said with a smile: "Do you think I am a thief in this outfit?" He was wearing a formal suit, almost like a Chinese tunic suit. In this era, ten percent of the people who wore this suit were cadres, and he deliberately I took out the pen from my coat pocket and turned it around twice in my hand.
Li Laifu nodded and said, "Your clothes really don't look like a thief?"
"Little brother, why are you coming back from outside so late?" the man said as he walked forward.
Before Li Laifu could reply, he had already walked over, and the distance between them was only one step.
Li Laifu stared behind him and said, "Who?"
When the man turned around, Li Laifu kicked him in the crotch, and then hit him on the neck with a knife. He screamed repeatedly! Didn't even shout out.
Li Laifu had long seen that his leg was injured, and he deliberately hid the bleeding leg in the shadows.
What’s the most insulting thing about Li Laifu’s intelligence? Holding the pen in the left jacket pocket with your left hand and holding your right hand behind your back, is this a lie?
It's a pity that this Chinese tunic suit is worn. I picked up the dagger he dropped, a typical military dagger, and put it directly into the space. He walked directly to the Gulou Police Station with him in his arms. The police arrested him in the middle of the night? Most of these guys are spies.
Fortunately, it was not far away. When he walked out of Nanluogu Alley, he saw a group of people rushing over there. This was because there was a light on the Drum Tower. As soon as he walked out of the alley, he could see clearly and hurriedly shouted: "Here, here!"
When the group of people rushed over, they thought they were a group, so they shouted in advance!
In the middle of the night, Li Laifu successfully attracted the attention of more than 20 people with his voice.
I won’t leave at all, this guy is so damn heavy! "Why are you here, kid?"
Li Laifu saw that it was Director Tan and said, "Uncle Tan, I got up to go to the bathroom at night. This man was hiding outside the wall of my house, and I caught him."
Immediately, several people turned the man over to check, looked up and said, "Director Tan, he has fainted."
Director Tan quickly ordered: "You carry him back first and treat the injuries on his legs. Don't let him die."
When Director Tan saw the person being carried away, he looked at Li Laifu up and down for a while.
Director Tan asked with a mocking tone: "Do you carry your schoolbag when you go to the toilet? Why, are you working so hard?"
Li Laifu heard his ridicule, but so what? Said: "Uncle Tan, this is not for holding books. The toilet paper is inside, so I carried a schoolbag. Is this reasonable?"
He felt that there was something wrong with what he said. Before he could regret it, Director Tan asked with a smile: "Come and tell me how big your butt is, you need to wipe it with book wrapping paper."
Li Laifu simply acted like a rogue and said, "Uncle Tan, you are a director, can we stop making such ass and shit jokes?"
"piss off!"
A sidecar motorcycle stopped, and a man in his 40s wearing a police uniform asked, "Have you caught Erdan Tan?"
Director Tan said calmly: "The director has caught him and he is in the office."
The man waved his hand, and the motorcycle driver drove towards the Gulou Police Station.
Li Laifu was stunned, Tan Erdan? Why not Ge?
But the name Erdan Erdan is quite festive, I was about to laugh out loud.
"If you dare to laugh out loud, do you think I'll beat you up?" Director Tan said, looking at Li Laifu's face.
"Go to Pigeon Market and wipe your butt clean from now on. Can you look at your schoolbag?" Director Tan said.
Li Laifu lowered his head and saw the face covering in his schoolbag. He didn't know when most of it was exposed.
Li Laifu tucked it inside and said, "Uncle Tan, you are wrong. This is my handkerchief."
Director Tan said with a look of disdain: "Your handkerchief is so novel, but you deliberately dug holes in it?"
Before Li Laifu could quibble, he said: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me how you caught him?"
Li Laifu didn't hide anything while talking and gesticulating with his hands.
"I can't tell you have practiced before," Director Tan said, looking at Li Laifu's movements.
Li Laifu nodded seriously and said, "I used to practice when I had nothing to do in the countryside, but now I can't practice because I don't have enough food."
Director Tan actually believed what he said, after all, people are practicing kung fu a lot these days.
Director Tan looked at Li Laifu and asked, "Are you interested in joining the security brigade? Even though you are not a formal worker, you still get nine yuan a month."
