The old man hesitated for a moment, then put Shanlihong in his pocket and said, "You are the eldest son and grandson. You want to inherit the throne!"
Li Laifu looked around and cursed: "You old guy, you are going to kill people!"
The old man glared at him and said: "You little bastard is not a good person, why are you giving me Shanlihong? Look at your coward look, I am looking behind you, I will tell you if there is something?"
Li Laifu felt the cold wind on his neck. He stared and said, "You old man, do you know how to speak human language? There is something behind you. There is an old lady lying behind you."
The old man said: "I have an old lady lying behind me, and you have a little girl lying behind you and her hair is quite long?"
The person setting up the stall next to me yelled angrily: "You two bastards, one of you doesn't buy anything, the other doesn't sell anything. You're talking such fucking bullshit that my pores stood up."
After scolding the two people, the person next to them moved the booth further away, obviously trying to get away from them.
Li Laifu passed a cigarette and asked: "Every stall of the old man's people is quite far away from each other. Why are you so close?"
The old man took the cigarette and replied: "Those people are all face-saving people..."
Li Laifu nodded and said, "Are you all shameless people? Are you getting together?"
The man setting up a stall next to him scolded: "Old donkey, get rid of that grandson quickly. This kid can't speak human language at all."
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "You little bastard, can you please let me finish what I'm saying?"
The old man continued: "Those people are all old people who know each other, maybe they are neighbors. They have to sell their ancestral property to support their families, and they have to take care of their face, so they are all quite far away. We are street vendors, so we gather together." It doesn’t matter.”
Li Laifu nodded and looked at the old man's lower body and asked: "Old man, you old donkey... where did your nickname come from?"
The old man almost hit the pot with his pipe and said, "You are a real grandson. When I was young, I used to raise donkeys for others."
Li Laifu said seriously: "I heard that at that time, some people raised bastards for the nobles? Didn't you raise them for them?"
The old man thought Li Laifu was having a good chat, and said, "I've heard of it, but I've never raised it."
The man next to him said: "Donkey, you are a big fool. He said you are an old bastard."
The old donkey head looked at Li Laifu.
Li Laifu spread his hands and said, "I am so young, how could I have any evil intentions?"
The old donkey head also reacted and said with a look of contempt: "You don't have bad intentions, you are full of bad intentions."
After the two of them had finished their argument, the old man said, "What the hell did you buy? Let me show it to you."
Li Laifu happened to be unsure and asked: "Can you tell whether it is true or false?"
The old man took the wooden box and said proudly: "Do you know where I used to raise donkeys?"
"Where is it? Rongbaozhai?" Li Laifu said with a sigh.
The old man glared at him and said, "Take a flashlight and shine it," and he looked around at the plate.
After looking at it for a while, the old man put it in the box and said, "It's a fine product. Why do you, a little brat, have so much food?"
Li Laifu fastened the lid of the box and said, "Then don't worry about it."
He used a flashlight to shine on the old man's stall, which contained some consulate snuff bottles and some worthless gadgets. Li Laifu said contemptuously: "Old man, you only sell these things, how come you haven't starved to death yet?"
The old man said lightly: "You are said to be dumbfounded. Do we really sell these things?"
Li Laifu said with a serious face: "Old man, if you have any other good things, show them to me. If I like them, I'll take them.
The old man smoked a cigarette and looked at him and said, "You have finished changing your things. I will show you how useful it is."
Li Laifu said unconvinced: "Who told you that I only have a little food?"
The old man looked at him with suspicion and asked, "Really? Don't you want to stew the beans with me?"
Li Laifu nodded seriously.
The old man stood up and said to the man next to him: "Old Biaozi, help me take a look."
Lao Biaozi glanced at Li Laifu and said, "This kid is out of tune at first glance. He is shaking his head and tail. Are you sure?"
The old man nodded and said, "It's just because he walks with his head shaking and his tail swaying, and his words are out of tune. I really can't believe him."
Walking towards the opposite side, Li Laifu followed behind and scolded the old man again: "You damn old man, what the hell does it have to do with you? Look, there's a woman in white standing behind you."
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Li Laifu took two quick steps and asked the old donkey head: "Old man, what did you mean by what you just said?"
The old donkey head led the way and said, "I'm complimenting you."
Haven't you waited for Li Laifu to ask why?
The old donkey head continued: "A child raised by a serious family will walk like a bear! At first glance, you look like a boy who is poor and rich, with no foundation or background."
He still wanted to criticize the old donkey head, but the alley was dark when he entered it. Forget it, he entered the small alley next to the coffin shop. Li Laifu secretly counted and passed six more doors. The old man took the key and opened the door. Unexpectedly, Li Laifu was shocked. Two coffins were placed in the courtyard?
The old man smiled and said: "This is the longevity fortune of my wife and me."
Li Laifu secretly cursed this old man, it was definitely intentional.
After entering the house, the old man turned on the light and shocked Li Laifu. The three walls were covered with antique shelves filled with various antiques.
Li Laifu was dazzled by the sight. The ancient shelves on the front wall were full of various porcelains and vases in different shapes. The only two porcelains he recognized were the Fang Zun from the ballad, which he had seen before on a treasure appraisal program. , the rest is the white porcelain Guanyin. The key is that Jiang Chaozong's name is well chosen, a bit like the protagonist of a fantasy novel, which made him remember it.
As soon as you enter the room, the ancient shelf on the right is filled with various incense burners and Buddha statues, also known as miscellaneous items, probably for fear of touching them. The ancient shelf on the left is filled with various wooden boxes and brocade boxes. It's packaged, he doesn't know what it is?
Li Laifu couldn't see enough, so he casually took out a Chinese cigarette and handed it to the old man? He asked doubtfully: "Old man, you have put all the good things together, and you dare to bring people to your home to see the goods."
Old Donkey Tou smoked a cigarette and said indifferently: "Do you think I brought everyone with me?"
The old donkey patted his waist again and said, "Do you think we old guys are all here to give gifts? Who dares to do business at night without doing anything?"
Li Laifu thought of the five or six people setting up stalls? I'm still a gang.
Li Laifu also sat at the Eight Immortals table and asked, "Old man, how many things do you have here?"
The old man admired Li Laifu's shocked expression and said, "There are still hundreds of pieces."
"Old man, how do you change this thing?"
The old man glanced at Li Laifu and said, "Why don't I change these things?"
Seeing Li Laifu's confusion, he continued: "I only change rice, white flour, and of course it would be better if it has meat."
Li Laifu was surprised. A group of people living in a courtyard were trading in stick noodles, while the little old man running a street stall was trading in white noodles, rice and meat. The gap was too big.
Then the old donkey head said: "In exchange for enough food for my family, I will sell it for money? So I won't exchange it even if I say so."
Li Laifu looked at a room full of antiques and said: "You are such a rich old man, and you still trick me into smoking? Why are you so picky?"