Liu Wenyu ran to Li Laifu. He covered his butt and said, "You little Laifu are at a critical moment. Why are you blocking the road? Get out of the way."
Li Laifu was blinded by the shouting, Liu Wenyu had already passed by him, was Li Laifu beaten in vain? Suffered? How can this happen? With quick eyes and hands, he grabbed Liu Wenyu and asked: "Uncle Liu, can you explain it clearly to me? It was obviously you who rushed from behind, why do you blame me for blocking the way?"
Liu Wenyu covered his butt with one hand and swung his arm with the other, trying to get away from Li Laifu. After a few attempts, he said, "Uncle Liu is wrong, isn't it? You think I farted, so let go."
Did you hear what Liu Wenyu said? Li Laifu finally felt comfortable and asked, "Uncle Liu, what are you doing here?"
Zhou Cheng smiled beside him and said, "Looking at his bearish look, I knew..."
Li Laifu saw Zhou Cheng and asked, "Brother Zhou, what's going on? Tell me and it will make me happy."
Zhou Cheng laughed and said, "I went to make braised mutton for you. He asked me for meat through the glass in the restaurant. I found two pieces of mutton fat in the pot for him."
At this time, when he saw Liu Wenyu clamping his anus tightly and covering his buttocks with his hands, with a painful expression on his face, Li Laifu knew it even though he was a fool.
"Let go, let go!" Liu Wenyu muttered. He probably didn't even dare to speak loudly now, and he no longer had the energy to kick his butt.
Li Laifu said to Liu Wenyu: "Uncle Liu, what do you have to do now? Don't believe any bullshit, otherwise you will become famous for your shit in Peking University, hahaha..."
As soon as Li Laifu let go, Liu Wenyu rushed out. Li Laifu almost shouted excitedly, "Bite me!"
Liu Wenyu hurriedly ran and shouted: "You little bastard, if you don't stop me for a while, I can still believe farts. Now... now I really can't believe farts. Don't let me see you next time." "
In later generations, this joke might just make people smile, but in this era it became a big joke, and Zhou Chengdu laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.
Li Laifu decided to leave quickly. It is estimated that when Liu Wenyu comes back, his reputation as a shit-famous Peking University student will spread.
Zhou Cheng laughed exaggeratedly and patted Li Laifu on the shoulder, saying: "Brother, you are so funny, don't believe a single thing! How did you think of it?"
Li Laifu murmured in his heart, can I tell you? Did I read this from the novel’s comment section? Lying is an essential skill for time travellers.
Li Laifu said shamelessly: "Brother Zhou, you don't know, I have had a sense of humor since I was a child. This is innate."
"Brother, I believe you," Zhou Cheng nodded seriously.
Li Laifu was stunned. A sense of powerlessness came to his heart and he sighed. No wonder someone said they could turn water into oil and deceived a generation. This generation's thinking is too simple.
Li Laifu did not go home. Instead, he went to Kunming Lake and found a secluded corner. He caught more than 100 kilograms of fish until four o'clock in the afternoon, all of which were put into the space. He also ate a box of rice and braised mutton. He just walked home. The braised lamb was really delicious, and the rice... some of the sand was bigger than the grains of rice. The fragrant rice made him eat like an old lady, not daring to chew.
He sighed in his heart that the rice in his own space should mature quickly. It would be too painful to eat this rice. What is his idea? What if people of this era knew about it? He could probably be beaten to death?
I put the mutton in the jar into a lunch box, two boxes of rice, and a lunch box of mutton and took it home to eat. The remaining mutton in the jar was put into the space and was ready to be taken to my grandparents. Forget the rice, and give it to the two old people. It's broken.
When I walked to the station and was about to take the bus home, I saw an old man wearing glasses and a Chinese tunic suit, holding an eight-cent economy cigarette. When he saw someone getting off the bus, he asked for a ticket. If he had a ticket, he would exchange it for the first cigarette. , this is the correct way to open the code. I think of Wang Kui in the morning. You wear work clothes, but no one believes you when you claim to reimburse the ticket?
Li Laifu sighed, there are smart people in every era. If this old man lives another 30 years, will he be the type of person that Jian Lin and A Yun both flatter?
After all, those two big guys in the 1990s...
Suddenly thought about another 30 years? I am only in my 40s, can I call me "Xiaowang Xiaoma" at that time...?
Li Laifu was having a sweet dream when suddenly the old man with glasses came over and handed him a cigarette and asked: "Young man, do you have a ticket?"
Li Laifu sighed. Did you praise him just now? The old man made a mistake and said: "Uncle! Who is waiting at the station to have a ticket? Thanks to me. If it were someone else, would you have wasted a cigarette?"
Li Laifu's kind reminder was shattered by the old man's words.
The old man said calmly: "It's okay. I don't smoke this cigarette anyway, and I'm going home at night. I don't think it takes up much space in my pocket."
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Li Laifu understood. Is it your uncle or your uncle? What this wicked old man said is really harmful!
In order to save his face, Li Laifu said with contempt: "I don't smoke this crap either."
The old man glanced at him and clearly didn't believe it. Li Laifu was ready to take Chinese cigarettes. What was he showing off to this wicked old man? When the bus came, the old man got on it directly.
It was not five o'clock when Li Laifu got home. Zhao Fang did not sit at the door of the compound this time, but sat next to the chicken stand at the door of the house. Li Xiaohong ran over when she saw Li Laifu, walking like a penguin.
"Big brother...brother, big...brother."
Zhao Fang stood up and said, "Little girl, I didn't see your elder brother getting anything in the movie. He looked like he was chasing a dog away from you."
Li Laifu quickly put the cloth bag on the ground and held the little girl in his arms.
He handed the cloth bag to Zhao Fang and said, "Auntie, this is the braised mutton made by my friend. You can eat it tonight!"
"Brother...brother is hungry, big...brother...is hungry!"
The little girl couldn't shout clearly, so she patted her belly hard with her little hands and said.
"Okay, okay! Brother, I'll give you some rice," he simply put it back in his pocket.
Zhao Fang glared at the little girl, what if there were two sons? She had already started.
The little girl thought her mother was teasing her? Instead, he giggled.
Li Laifu asked Li Xiaohong to stand at the door of the kitchen. He took a small bowl, picked some rice from the lunch box, picked some pieces of mutton from the jar, and poured some soup on the way.
When the mutton was served, the little girl smelled the aroma and even before she tasted it, her mouth started to click, obviously she was drooling.
Holding the little girl in his arms, he walked towards the entrance of the compound and asked, "Auntie, why don't you sit outside today?"
Zhao Fang stood at the door without following her and said, "I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying at home to look after the house."
Li Laifu said: "Sitting at the gate of the compound is not looking after the house."
Zhao Fang was unmoved. She glanced at the room and said, "That won't work. I'm not worried about being far away."
