"Xiao Laifu, why are you here?" Director Zhang asked looking at Li Laifu who knocked on the door and came in.
"Aunt Zhang, I have something to report to you," he put the car license on the desk, and then told what happened.
Director Zhang said with a smile: "Is this a good thing? There is another bicycle on our street."
"Xiao Laifu, you are really getting more and more capable. Are you even riding a bicycle?" Director Zhang joked.
"Aunt Zhang, I'm lucky too!"
"You're so lucky, little Laifu. You're so lucky. Who can beat you in fishing? You can even catch wild boars by digging traps."
Li Laifu scratched his head and thought to himself, I am also a player who can fall down when the wind blows.
No matter what Li Laifu thinks in his heart, Director Zhang still likes him very much. These days, adults just like this kind of kid. He is a little smart and steady in doing things. The key is that he is not annoying when he talks.
Director Zhang Li Laifu said a little absent-mindedly: "I guess you haven't gone home yet? Go home quickly and tell the good news. When your grandma Liu comes back, I will tell her that your bicycle will be registered in her group."
Li Laifu stood up and said politely: "Aunt Zhang, please excuse me."
Director Zhang waved his hands and said, "What's the trouble? Go home quickly!"
Riding a bicycle on Nanluogu Lane, the alleys at this time were still straight, just like what was said in the TV series "Siheyuan". Then there was an earthquake, and the residents let themselves go and built all kinds of buildings? The alleys in the capital began to take sharp turns and were not quite straight at this time, but they were wide!
The sense of age is really strong at this time. The tall courtyard gates with gray bricks and black tiles, old ladies sitting in twos and threes chatting at the gate of the courtyard, and a group of old men playing chess under the big tree. Suddenly a stench came over, and I was no longer in the mood to appreciate it. Yes, it's 300 meters away from the toilet? The smell comes right away. In this era, you don’t even need to ask when you want to find the toilet. You just smell the smell and go there.
Just when I was about to look down on them, there was a row of children pooping at the door of the toilet, and a familiar voice came, "Brother, brother," holy shit, there was Jiang Yuan among the children.
Forget it, it’s okay to not want this younger brother. He actually raised his butt and bent over to chase him. He quickly pedaled his bicycle twice and pretended that he didn’t know him. This immoral thing was already several years old and he was still shitting in front of the toilet.
"Brother, is it me, Xiaoyuan? Brother, wait for me! Brother, wait for me!" Jiang Yuan didn't even lift his pants...
Crunch!
Li Laifu couldn't help but scolded him: "Go back and finish defecation. Come back here after wiping your butt. You are sticking your butt out. You are going to go home directly. What's going on?"
Jiang Yuan stopped and squatted down again. He actually squatted in the middle of the road and asked, "Brother, your bicycle...can you return it later? I'll play for a while after I poop."
Li Laifu was speechless and said, "Go back quickly! The car belongs to our family, you can do whatever you want with it."
"Of course it's true, brother. Whenever I lie to you, I can beat you up, but I won't lie to you..."
Suddenly Li Laifu was stunned, why is this fucking picture so weird? One was parked in the middle of the road on his bicycle, and the other was squatting in the middle of the road naked, and the two brothers actually started talking?
He glared at Jiang Yuan and said, "Stop following me. If you follow me home again, I'll beat you up."
Li Laifu finished speaking quickly and left on his bicycle.
………………
Jiang Yuan stuck his butt and trotted? He ran back to the toilet, found his original position, squatted down, and said to the child next to him: "The bicycle my eldest brother is riding belongs to my family. After a while, I will push the bicycle to play in the alley after I poop. You have to listen. Mine? I'll play with you."
The kid next to him was also very considerate and said, "If that bicycle really belongs to you, I will listen to you."
"It must be from my family. My eldest brother just said that he would rather beat me than lie to me," Jiang Yuan said proudly.
Riding to the door of the house, Li Chongwen, Zhao Fang, Mrs. Liu and her daughter were all sitting at the door.
Li Chongwen and Zhao Fang were stunned, and Mrs. Liu stood up from the stone and asked: "Laifu, whose bicycle are you riding?"
It’s no wonder that everyone asks this. In this era, I would rather the car owner take you with you or see you off! We also don’t lend out bicycles.
Looking at Li Chongwen, Zhao Fang was about to speak. Li Laifu didn't have to think about it, he knew they would say, send it back quickly, don't damage it.
He took out a small red book from his pocket and threw it to Li Chongwen, saving himself from talking.
Li Chongwen swallowed the words that came to his mouth and opened them with a small book to read. Zhao Fang also reached over and grabbed Li Chongwen's arm, pulling him in front of her, pulling Li Chongwen almost down.
Li Chongwen shook his shoulders and asked, "What are you pulling at?"
Zhao Fang looked at the book and said, "Let me take a look?"
Li Chongwen smiled and asked, "Do you know how to read?"
Zhao Fang looked up and saw Li Chongwen smiling strangely, and said angrily: "I can't watch the fun, you wicked thing."
Li Chongwen didn't reply with a smile on his face. While Zhao Fang was scolding him, he also understood the bicycle certificate.
After Li Chongwen read the car license, he looked at his son in surprise. Zhao Fang pushed him and asked, "Do you know how to read? What do you think it says on it?"
Li Laifu sat in the back seat with his feet on the floor and asked, "Dad! You can't be the one? You just don't know a few words in the book, right?"
Grandma Liu became anxious and asked: "What is written on Chongwen? What riddles are you two doing?"
Li Chongwen asked with a doubtful tone: "Son, you won't lie to your father with a fake book, will you? Although your father is not old, he has a bad heart. He can't bear the ups and downs."
Li Laifu said helplessly: "Your son has at least entered junior high school. How dare you lie about such a thing."
Zhao Fang couldn't help it any longer, so she pinched Li Chongwen's arm and asked, "What do you think? Are you two talking about cross talk here? Why are you so dumb?"
Li Chongwen jumped up excitedly and said happily: "This bicycle belongs to our family."
"What?"
"What the hell?"
Zhao Fang, Mrs. Liu shouted in surprise.
Li Chongwen held the license plate and surrounded the bicycle, looking around. Zhao Fang grabbed Li Laifu and asked, "Laifu, sit here and tell me what's going on?"
There is no point in lying about this kind of thing. It is estimated that the news will spread in Nanluogu Alley tomorrow. After all, Mrs. Liu, the leader of the street group, will know the situation. These old ladies are all spreading gossip and gossiping about the big and small things in the neighborhood. It’s fun, suddenly there is a bicycle in the alley, and it was picked up for free. It is probably no different from winning the lottery in future generations!
Li Laifu was telling the whole story. At first there were four people around him, then five people, then seven or eight people, and then again? More than a dozen or 20 people are here to watch the excitement.
After Li Laifu finished speaking, a group of people started to comment around the bicycle again. Just like reviewing novels, these people are of high quality and they are all compliments! All good reviews! hehe!
