Li Laifu didn't even dare to fart. As long as he interrupted, he would easily start a fight. He also discovered that all these salesmen were farting freely? Whenever you say something wrong? He even wants to fight with you. If he doesn't say a few words to the customer, he won't be able to show his identity as a member of the Eighth National Congress.
After I packed the soybean oil and put it in the space, I went to the cheap store and bought four roast ducks for eight yuan each.
This is food for grandparents. Li Laifu was in his 30s before time travel, but when he saw the two old people, he couldn't help but act coquettishly. Is the old man and the old lady right? There is no hiding at all. Li Laifu, an orphan who was in his 30s before time travel, was pampered like a little brat. Li Laifu also enjoyed this feeling and was willing to be filial to the two old people.
As the saying goes, my mother is here when I am 100 years old! You are also a child. No matter how old you are, no one will laugh at you if you act like a spoiled child to your mother or grandmother.
There is a traditional Chinese medicine store next to Bianyifang. I bought 100 pagoda candies for three yuan, which I brought to his grandchildren.
Riding a bicycle along the way, I left Dongzhimen without even returning home. I was almost at the entrance of the village. I quickly took out a large sack and put 50 kilograms of white noodles, three roast ducks, 30 kilograms of cotton, 20 feet of fabric, and two bottles of Maotai liquor. , two bottles of Fenjiu, forget the bulk wine, the old man must still have it.
There are also flashlights, socks, and kerosene! I took out five kilograms of pastries, two kilograms of candy bars, and two kilograms of White Rabbit toffees for the old lady.
With a sack full of sacks, I don’t dare to ride the bicycle anymore, so I put my things on the back seat and push them around.
As soon as he entered the village, Li Chongwu, who was working in the fields, noticed him. After all, a bicycle entering the village was too conspicuous. If Li Laoliu hadn't been there, they would have all come over to watch the excitement.
"Dad, my uncle is here, and he brought a sack. I'll help him get his things," Li Tiezhu said and ran in the direction of Li Laifu. This guy knew how to help Li Laifu work, and at least he could smoke a good cigarette.
The little dragon and the little tiger didn't even need the buckets to carry the water, and ran over.
"Laifu, whose bicycle are you riding?" Li Chongwu ran over and asked.
"Second uncle, this is not borrowed from others, this is my own," Li Laifu said proudly.
"What?"
Li Tiezhu rushed over just in time, and Li Laifu rolled his eyes and said, "Are you so surprised?
He took out a large bag of pagoda candy from his backpack and said, "Tie Zhu, this is the insecticide that I bought in the city. You can give it to your father later and ask him to distribute it to the children in the village."
Li Tiezhu was now used to having such a little uncle, and said with a smile: "Thank you, uncle."
"Laifu, you can't lie to your second uncle!" Li Chongwu said, not hearing the conversation between the two people clearly. He was entirely focused on his bicycle.
Li Laifu said impatiently: "Second uncle, hurry up and carry your things. Did I lie to you? What's the benefit?"
Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "That's right? Second Grandpa, you are just nosy. My brother-in-law is very capable and has a bicycle? What's all the fuss about."
This flattery is so comfortable! Li Laifu said with a smile: "Put the bicycle on top, it will be good for you later."
"Uncle, just please do me a favor!"
Li Chongwu carried a large sack, Li Tiezhu carried a bicycle, and Li Laifu and Xiaohu and Xiaolong each put a piece of White Rabbit toffee in their mouths, which made the two boys extremely happy.
Li Laifu said: "Second uncle, you don't want to be beaten when you get home? Just put the sack on your shoulders. Carry it carefully."
Li Chongwu understood. After all, the only people who could beat him were old men and old ladies. What does this mean about what is inside? It must be important to old men and women.
As soon as several people entered the hospital, Li Laifu shouted: "Grandpa!" Old man Li immediately got up from the recliner, and the old lady also ran out of the house with Xiao Xiao.
"Hey, grandma's grandson is here!" the old lady shouted.
"Grandma, you have to walk slower," Li Laifu took two quick steps to meet her.
"Grandma, you are in good health!" The old lady looked at Li Laifu with a smile on her face and her face was full of kindness.
He took out a piece of White Rabbit toffee, peeled it and put it in the old lady's mouth without giving the old lady a chance to refuse.
Li Laifu supported the old lady and said, "Grandma, I brought a lot of things. Let's go into the house and talk."
"Grandson and grandma don't eat sweets, so I'll keep them for you!" The old lady was about to spit it out.
Li Laifu quickly said: "Grandma, I'm much better. Don't vomit! If you want to vomit, I won't come." Now he really enjoys the feeling of acting like a baby next to the old man.
The old lady put the toffee into her mouth again and said, "Grandma, eat it. If my eldest grandson asks me to eat it, I will eat it."
Seeing Li Laifu about to enter the house, Li Tiezhu shouted: "Uncle, I left the bicycle for you in the yard."
What's this uncle called? It became more and more natural. Li Laifu took a box of cigarettes from his bag and threw it to him.
When Li Tiezhu saw it was the front door, before he could say thank you, Li Chongwu walked towards him with a sack on his shoulders. He started running out, but Li Chongwu couldn't stop him even if he tried to stop him.
"Laifu, why did you give him such a good cigarette?"
Li Laifu looked at Li Chongwu's distressed look and said, "Second uncle, don't worry, you will be there soon."
"Grandson, why did you bring so many things again?" Old Man Li asked as he looked at his second son carrying the sacks.
Li Laifu said proudly: "Grandpa, I bought this with my own money. I respect you and grandma."
Li Chongwu said from the side: "Dad, don't ask anymore, let's take a look at something first!" He could smell the aroma of wine just now while carrying the sack.
He had never eaten roast duck, and he didn't know what roast duck smelled like. Anyway, he could smell the aroma of meat through the sack.
Old Man Li originally wanted to say a few words to his grandson, but this wicked second son interrupted him and scolded him directly: "It's none of your business. This is my grandson's filial piety to me. Why are you anxious?"
The old lady agreed with this statement, nodded and said, "You should scold him."
Li Chongwu didn't reply. As long as Li Laifu, the eldest grandson, was around, his status was ranked outside the courtyard. He carried the sacks into the house and put them down.
Li Laifu took out a large bag of cotton and fabric and said, "Grandma, this cotton and fabric are for making quilts and mattresses for you and grandpa. You two sleep on the kang mat every day. Is it hard?" The old man and the old lady are very thin. , sleeping on the hard kang mat, he felt horrified just thinking about it.
The old lady burst into tears, and the old man sighed and sat on the bench. The old lady cried and wiped away her tears, holding Li Laifu's hand, touching her face and head, and murmuring: "My eldest grandson is really great." Well, I enjoy the blessing! Finally, I added, I am 100 times better than your wicked father."
An old man’s usual routine of praising his grandson and scolding his son!
Li Chongwu quickly hid away and pulled his two sons squatting at the door. The two boys were eating toffee and didn't care about it. Li Chongwu thought to himself, don't set fire on me.
Li Laifu said coquettishly: "Grandma, stop crying. There are still a lot of things? You can't be crying! I don't want to come when I see you crying." He also admired himself, now he is acting coquettishly? Spreading everything is so natural.
The old lady wiped her tears and said, "Okay! Grandma won't cry anymore!"
Li Laifu took out four more bottles of wine and put them on the table for Old Man Li and said, "Grandpa, these are Maotai and Fenjiu."
Old man Li looked at four bottles of wine? He didn't know which bottle to take, and kept mumbling: "Good grandson, good grandson, 1,000 times better than that little brat of your father."
After Li Chongwu saw the wine at the door, he said, "Dad, let me open the bottle cap for you!"
Old Man Li waved his hands and cursed: "You are not a good person! Go away, stand outside. My eldest grandson pays homage to me, but you always want to take advantage."
There were socks, toffees, and pastries, which made the old lady smile so hard that her face was wrinkled. She looked at the pile of things on the kang and said, "Grandson, grandma, you can't finish it. Take it back and eat it yourself." Is it okay?" the old lady asked.
