Li Laifu looked at it and said to himself, "Damn it, it's rare to meet such a person in this day and age. This person is actually a fat man."
"Hello, young man! Let me introduce myself first. I am the director of the Peking University cafeteria. My surname is Zhou. Our school teacher came back and said you have fish here? Can I change it?"
After he finished speaking, he stopped looking at Li Laifu and instead stared at the fish on the ground.
Judging from his body shape, he should be in charge of the canteen. From ancient times to the present, chefs have not considered stealing when they take food, let alone someone who is in charge of the canteen.
A big fat hand reached into his trouser pocket and took out a handful of tickets. "Young man, I have meat tickets, salt tickets, oil tickets, tea tickets, and two Class A liquor tickets..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Let's do it the same way. I'll give you the fish, you give me the tickets, and if you say yes, we'll swap. With so many tickets? It's easy to get confused, and it's hard to calculate clearly."
"Okay, okay, this is best."
"Here are two kilograms of oil coupons, two kilograms of salt coupons..." It was a seller's market now, and Li Laifu did not hesitate to exchange a bunch of coupons in his hand, with more than thirty kilograms of fish left.
"Young man, what do you do with the remaining fish? You won't be able to finish it when you get home," Fatty Zhou asked.
"I'll go find a buying station later and sell it directly. Who can eat it all when I take it back?"
"Then what kind of buying station do you go to? Wouldn't you just sell it to me directly? The buying station charges 35 cents per catty for fish. Our school can give you 50 cents per catty. Do you think that's okay?"
Li Laifu hesitated and asked, "Wouldn't this make a mistake?"
Fatty Zhou took out a cigarette and handed it to Li Laifu, and said: "Young man, you are overthinking. Selling to individuals is a mistake, but? Where are we? We are a place that cultivates talents for the country. You provide nutrition for the country's talents." , this is really meritorious."
Damn it, no wonder this guy can be a leader, he can talk dead people into life with his mouth.
Fatty Zhou took out two big black ten and said: "Young man, these fish of yours are only more than 30 kilograms. I will give you 20 yuan directly. If you have fish in the future, the price will still be 50 cents per kilogram? You can go directly to the school to find Zhou." become."
Even after talking about this, Li Laifu did not refuse to accept the 20 yuan.
"Young man, take a look at it for me. I'll go back and call someone."
After Fatty Zhou took all the fish away, the three of them changed places again.
At this time, there were fewer people. Li Laifu walked around with a pole. This time he caught eight big fish and four small fish in more than an hour. The big ones weighed about six kilograms each, and the small fish weighed three kilograms. He basically stopped fishing.
The reeds were made into ropes, the fishing lines were reeled in, and the fishing rods turned directly into poles. Li Laifu didn't even need Li Laifu to carry the fish weighing more than 50 kilograms, and Jiang Tao carried it as if nothing was wrong.
"Brother, how are you going to the station? Aren't we going to the purchasing station?" Jiang Tao asked.
Li Laifu smoked a cigarette and said: "Our family's life is better now. We must tell others why our family's life is better, otherwise others will gossip. Let's take all the fish home and let your mother sell it, so that the neighbors can You know that our family has the ability to make money, and the money comes from the right source. Remember, you two, when you go out to play, never talk about what you eat at home."
The two of them were not too young, and they understood it as soon as Li Laifu talked about it.
The three people were treated like animals along the way. From the moment they got on the bus, no fewer than 50 people wanted to buy fish along the way.
"Brother, this bus is so scary, I thought they were going to rob me," Jiang Yuan said, still scared after getting off the bus.
Li Laifu lit his cigarette and said, "Where are you going? Wait until you enter the alley to see!"
The three people entered Nanluogu Alley from the Drum Tower. They started walking from No. 1 and walked all the way to No. 88. If they hadn't been running fast, they would have been stopped long ago.
"My dear mother, what are you three boys doing? Where did you catch this fish?" Grandma Liu sat at the door and patted her thighs and shouted.
"Xiaofang, come out and take a look," Mrs. Liu continued to shout.
"Aunt Liu, why are you calling me?" Li Laifu simply refused to enter the hospital.
"Come and see your three boys, they are going to heaven."
Zhao Fang came out and saw three people, especially Jiang Tao who was carrying a lot of fish on his shoulders.
"Lai Fu, this is the fish you caught," Zhao Fang stuttered.
"Auntie, did you take these fish to the buying station and sell them? The buying station will be off work soon."
"Oh my God!"
"Okay...okay! What a good boy. Then Laifu, please help me hold my sister."
After taking it from my sister, I took out the folding knife to cut the reeds, took a fish weighing four or five kilograms and said, "Auntie, keep one to eat... you sell the rest."
"Okay, okay, I'll cook fish for you when my aunt comes back," Zhao Fang said and took the wooden stick and pole.
"Xiaofang, the young man in your family is really filial. You will be blessed in the future," Mrs. Liu said.
Zhao Fang picked up the fish and said with a smile on her face: "It's not that bad, my family is very happy."
Zhao Fang told everyone she met along the way that the fish my child caught made a person in the alley envious.
After returning to the house, my sister still hugged her neck and refused to come down.
"Big brother, sugar...sugar."
"Xiaoyuan, remember, you can't tell your mother about money and tickets."
Jiang Tao patted his chest and said, "Brother, don't worry, he is saying that I will definitely beat him."
"Brother, I promise not to tell."
Li Laifu carried his sister and walked outside, preparing to go to the supply and marketing cooperative. Li Xiaohong was kicking her little legs back and forth and pointing forward, meaning to tell him to hurry up.
"Aunt Liu, I'm here again."
He took out a pound of cake stamps, another pound of tea stamps, and two soap stamps.
Aunt Liu looked at the pile of tickets and said, "Your name is Laifu, right?"
"Aunt Liu, how did you know?"
"Don't worry about how I know it, but your name is enough to bring you happiness, happiness!"
"Laifu, how come you have so many votes?"
"Aunt Liu, I exchanged this for someone while fishing today. I want to ask if the tea is the kind of tea foam, which is what we Beijing people call high-breaking tea. If it is tea foam, I won't want it."
"If someone else comes, it must be from Cha Ye Foam. We are all acquaintances. Just wait."
Only then did Li Laifu understand that Aunt Liu, the tea seller, picked up the big glass bottle and shook it from side to side.
When you see big tea leaves on it, grab it, shake it again, and grab another one to make up a pound.
Looking at the paper bag of tea, Li Laifu smiled and said, "Thank you, Aunt Liu."
"Why are you thanking me? After all, others come to buy tea foam."
I also took two pieces of soap and a pound of peach cakes, and someone saw a soda next to it. Aunt Liu, please bring me a bottle of soda. I'm afraid my sister will choke.
"Why are you drinking that stuff? A small bottle of soda costs two cents."
He just picked up a new teapot, poured some cold water, and walked to the popsicle box.
He took out three or four popsicles that could no longer be lifted and put them in a teapot.
"Just give me two cents for drinking water. From now on, before we get off work in the evening, you can come over with the teapot."
