Li Chongwen and Zhao Fang came back together. "Mom and dad, why did you come back together?" Jiang Tao asked.
"Your father and I met at the entrance of the alley. Have you eaten? Mom, will we cook it for you right away?" Zhao Fang put Li Xiaohong on the kang and prepared to go to the kitchen.
Li Chongwen had already hung up his work clothes and hung his lunch box on the side. "You woman don't have a nose, do you? Can't you smell the fragrance in the room?"
"My mother, Laifu? Are you having trouble again?" Zhao Fang asked with eyes wide open.
Li Laifu smiled and said, "We didn't eat our food."
"You didn't eat our food? Whose family do you belong to?" Zhao Fang said suddenly.
Li Laifu opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.
"Where did you get the fish?" Li Chongwen saw the fish bones on the table.
"Dad, we drank fish soup and also ate big steamed buns, look! We kept them for you," Jiang Yuan opened the paper package on the kang and placed five big steamed buns there.
Jiang Tao also said happily: "Dad, we went fishing today with my eldest brother. He caught a lot of fish, eldest brother? He also used a big fish to change shoes for me and my younger siblings."
Li Laifu was addicted to cigarettes and said, "Ask them if you have anything to do! I went out to use the toilet."
Li Chongwen and Zhao Fang were stunned. Seeing the two pairs of shoes on the kang, Li Xiaohong had already taken her own little red shoes and put them on her feet.
Zhao Fang wants to ask something else? Li Chongwen pushed her and said: "Hurry up and serve the fish soup. Seeing that the steamed buns are made of fish soup again, I am starving to death. I am not old yet, and I just think about my son's happiness."
"Oh my god, why is there such a big fish?"
"Mom, don't make such a fuss. These are the smallest of the five fish. The eldest brother caught a fish weighing five or six kilograms. He replaced one fish and gave us four pairs of shoes," Jiang Yuan said proudly while lying on the kang.
Zhao Fang came out with the fish basin and asked: "Xiaoyuan, what are you talking about? You guys ate five fish at night."
"Where did we eat the five fish? I left the biggest one for you, and also left a small one for my sister. The eldest brother, the second brother and I ate one each."
Zhao Fang stomped her feet angrily and said, "These kids are going to heaven. They're so angry with me. I wish I didn't go to my parents' house today. These five fish? What if I can pick them up and eat them for many meals?"
"Eat it quickly, don't feel bad about this. Our family didn't buy this with money. Let's take it as an unexpected gain to replenish our health," Li Chongwen comforted.
Li Chongwen was not polite, each of his three sons ate one fish, and he kept holding fish for Zhao Fang, preparing to eat these two fish as well.
Li Chongwen rarely had a full meal. He ate two large steamed buns, Zhao Fang ate one, and Li Xiaohong ate half.
"Oh my God, I'm so angry. How can I let you eat two big steamed buns?" Zhao Fang was surprised and regretted it.
"How about eating two steamed buns? Look at these two bastards lying down. I, an old man, can still eat half full!" Li Chongwen said with a smile.
"The past two days have been like a dream. You said you used to drink vegetables every day? And you can still eat enough these past two days?" Zhao Fang muttered.
"That's because my eldest brother is great, my eldest brother is amazing," Jiang Yuan said while lying on the kang.
"You bastard, you didn't even mention giving him a pair of shoes," Li Chongwen said, looking at the shoes lined up on the edge of the kang.
"You don't even have patches on your shoes, what else do you want? This kid, Laifu, is really sensible. When he saw his two younger brothers' shoes were like that, it was really nice of him to change the shoes for them."
Li Chongwen looked at the remaining one and a half steamed buns, rolled his eyes and asked, "Xiaoyuan, is your elder brother so good? How much did the fish cost?"
"five……."
Woohoo.
If Li Laifu were here, he would definitely say that ginger is still spicier when old!
Zhao Fang said to Li Chongwen: "Didn't the fish they caught change their shoes? How much do they cost?"
"You look back and see what your eldest son is doing?"
"Xiao Tao, why are you covering Xiao Yuan's mouth?" Zhao Fang asked in confusion.
"You bitch are so stupid! They exchanged fish for shoes, how can they have money to buy steamed buns? Not only do steamed buns cost money, but they also require food stamps?" Li Chongwen looked like he hated iron.
"Xiao Tao, why don't you let Xiao Yuan talk? I asked you to cover his mouth, and you tell me yourself. How dare you talk nonsense? Let's see if I don't strangle you to death today," Zhao Fang finally came to his senses.
Li Chongwen looked like he was watching the fun and said, "You can't tell the truth if you ask like this. Why don't you just ask Xiaoyuan how much did your eldest brother sell for five yuan?"
"Oh my God, how many fish can you catch? Can you sell them for five yuan?"
Li Laifu also finished smoking and just entered the room? The whole family looked at him. Zhao Fang stretched out her hand and said, "Take out the money from selling the fish!"
Li Laifu sighed, knowing that he had been exposed, and took out five yuan from his pocket. Li Chongwen asked again: "Where are the food stamps?"
Money didn't matter, he could earn it tomorrow, but he felt a little distressed for the food stamps, and reluctantly took out two kilograms of food stamps.
"My Haolaifu, why are you so awesome?" Zhao Fang couldn't help but laugh while holding the money and tickets.
"Auntie, I'll keep it in mind for you. It's a total of five yuan and eighty cents. I'll give it to you when you get married and get a wife."
"I'm going to bed." Li Laifu didn't want to stay any longer. After a busy day, he lost 60 cents. Fortunately, he still had three feet of cloth coupons and 20 kilograms of wine coupons left behind.
"Go, go! You go and rest," Zhao Fang said happily.
Li Laifu looked at the space where you had grown to 50 centimeters. It took about ten days for this batch of corn to mature. He ripened ten more corn plants and planted them in the empty space.
That's all good for ripening corn, it really helps you sleep! I overexerted my willpower and fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.
I had a full meal last night, slept well, and woke up to bright light.
When he got up, there was no one in the room. After he washed his face and brushed his teeth, brothers Jiang Tao and Jiang Yuan came into the room and saw him, "Brother, Xiao Yuan and I found a wooden stick for you. It is much better than the wooden board yesterday." ”
Jiang Yuan directly brought a round wooden stick more than two meters long into the house, "Brother, do you think this wooden stick can be used as a fishing rod?"
"OK."
After finishing speaking, Li Laifu looked at a steamed bun and a bowl of wild vegetable paste on the Eight Immortals table, with a big piece of fat floating on top of the vegetable paste.
Just pick up the steamed bun and eat it. Facing Jiang Yuan, Jiang Tao said: "Did you two drink?"
The two brothers would not be polite to him. Jiang Yuan ended up licking the bowl clean.
Li Laifu sat on the bench, thinking about what he had gone to the park yesterday. There were too many people, and he only caught a dozen fish a day. The lake was too small, and it was estimated that all the fish had been caught by people.
Let’s go to the Summer Palace, where Kunming Lake is huge.
The three of them left the house and walked along Nanluogu Alley to the Drum Tower. The place was so crowded! There was no one hanging around, just too many people walking back and forth.
Jiang Yuan is carrying the stick, not to mention how funny he is.
