"You wicked thing! I gave you food with good intentions, but you still blame me? I also went back to eat and ignored you."
Li Chongwu did not coax his wife, but ran directly to the crowd, "Sixth, let me take a leave of absence and go to my father's place to see. Can I pick up a few more loads in the afternoon?"
Before Village Chief Li Laoliu spoke, his son Li Tiezhu asked: "Second Master? What food did my mistress bring you?"
Before Li Chongwu could lie, Li Tiezhu shouted in surprise: "Second Master? No matter how hungry you are, you can't eat shit?"
"I'll go to your father's basket, you little bastard, who do you think eats shit?" Li Chongwu became anxious.
A group of people also gathered around. Li Tiezhu hid behind his father and said, "You guys, look at whether his mouth is yellow. Second Grandpa, he must have eaten shit?"
Li Chongwu wiped his mouth. He must have not wiped it clean when he ate the pumpkin just now.
Li Chongwu was thinking about how to fool around? Li Laoliu slapped Li Tiezhu on the head and cursed: "You are such a heartless thing, how can your second grandma go out of her way to give shit to your second master?"
The group of people laughed. Li Tiezhu touched his head and muttered: "That's not necessarily true. Maybe my second master likes to eat hot food."
This sentence made everyone laugh like crazy. Li Chongwu took off his shoes and was about to cut him. Even the village chief Li Laoliu, who was in his 50s, doubled over with laughter.
…
Li Laifu looked at the fishy bird soup in the bowl. He was an orphan in his last life, and he was still single in his 30s. He cooked a lot, but he couldn't drink the soup without any condiments.
Pushing the soup aside, she ate the bird meat directly. The old lady ate half of the big bird in the bowl and then stopped moving. The two brats were like crazy and even drank the rest of Li Laifu's soup.
"Dad, please drink your wine slowly," Li Chongwu and his second aunt came in from the door.
"Didn't you go diving at noon? Why did you come back?" Old Man Li asked in surprise.
"I can't do it until I come back. Dad, do you still have the wine?"
"You bastard, you're only thinking about my wine," Old Man Li went to get the wine from the house, while the second aunt filled two more bowls of soup and went out to eat the pumpkin.
"Laifu, you are indeed Laifu. You are so lucky. Your second uncle, I have to thank you. I haven't had a sip of wine in 3 or 4 years."
Li Laifu burped and said, "Second uncle, we are all a family, why are you so polite?"
This second uncle was so out of character. Li Laifu was still waiting for him to continue to be polite. He was already running towards the wine bowl that Old Man Li took out.
After eating and drinking enough, Li Laifu is addicted to cigarettes and feels really uncomfortable! "Brother, can you take my brother and I to catch birds tomorrow? The bird meat is so delicious," Xiaolong said.
"That's not okay. You two are naked buttocks and barefoot in the forest. I won't prick you and bleed. Just be patient," Li Laifu said, shaking his head.
Xiaohu looked at the pheasant in the basin at the door of the room and asked, "Brother, when will you eat that chicken?"
"We will also eat pumpkin and pheasant in the evening," Li Laifu said without thinking.
The old lady shook her head directly and said: "If you eat the pumpkin, you can eat it. If you don't eat it, it will go bad. You can't eat the chicken. I'll pickle it for you, grandson, and you can take it home."
"Grandma, let's eat well. Let's all replenish our bodies. Besides, I won't leave in a day or two. If I don't have something delicious, I will leave," Li Laifu said threateningly.
It is useless to say anything else, but this sentence is the most effective. The two old people really miss their grandson. They have come back twice since they went to the city for a few years. The first two times they came back were not so enthusiastic. This time they came back. The old man felt different, and he was extremely friendly, so he couldn't let go of Li Laifu even more.
The old lady nodded awkwardly,
"Okay, okay! There will be chicken for dinner tonight," Xiaolong and Xiaohu shouted happily.
"I'm so happy! This meal is not good. That pheasant is for your eldest brother. You guys go home and eat wild vegetables to make a paste for me tonight," Li Chongwu took a sip of wine and rapped his chopsticks as he cursed.
The two brats immediately looked disappointed. Li Laifu said: "Second uncle, you are talking nonsense. I am the eldest brother and can still eat alone! Don't go back at night, just eat here."
After the family had a full meal, they all sat in the yard with smiles on their faces.
"Mom, do we have to dig wild vegetables this afternoon?" asked the second aunt.
"Okay, I'll get the basket, and we'll leave. Grandson, you can't go up the mountain in the afternoon. If you go too far, you won't be able to find your way back after dark," the old lady explained.
Looking at the worried look in the old lady's eyes, Li Laifu nodded and agreed: "Grandma, I won't go up the mountain in the afternoon."
"What a great grandson."
"I was full and went to fetch water at the foot of the mountain, so as not to fetch double portions in the afternoon and make me tired," Li Chongwu said with a smile.
Two little kids were sitting next to Li Laifu, playing with stones in their hands.
"Let's go, stop playing with rocks, big brother will take you to the river to bathe and fish."
"Brother, we don't have a fishing rod, how can we fish with a hook? I saw an old man from the village next to us fishing in the Liangma River a few days ago," Xiaolong said first.
"Don't worry about it now. You two go dig for earthworms quickly, and I'll prepare the fishhook. Li Laifu went directly back to the house and found a needle on the wall.
These days, needles are inserted into newspapers, and the steel needles are put into the space, and the space is used to surround the steel needles like fish hooks. He has fishing line as a medium, and as long as a fish comes close to it, it can be sent to the fish's mouth. .
Two children came out of the room and stood in the courtyard without moving. "Didn't I ask you two to dig earthworms? What are you doing standing here?" Li Laifu asked doubtfully.
"Brother, there are no earthworms in the village. They can only be found by the river," Xiaohu said.
Well, I am not in the countryside, I made a common sense mistake. There is drought everywhere these days, and it is difficult for earthworms to survive.
Li Laifu didn't say anything more. He went to the warehouse and found a hemp rope and a two-meter-long tree stick.
Went out with two children. "Brother, I saw the old man fishing next door. The line is very thin, and the fishing rod is also very thin. How do you hold a stick?" Xiaolong asked, following behind his bare feet.
"Don't talk nonsense, just follow," Li Laifu didn't explain to him.
The three people came to Liangma River. Li Laifu looked at a group of people from Lijia Village fetching water by the river. The drought was severe at this time, and the crops in the fields had to be watered continuously.
"Laifu, why did you bring them to the river? Do you want to take a bath in the hot weather?" Li Tiezhu shouted.
Li Laifu stood on the river embankment and shouted to the village chief Li Laoliu: "Brother Six, the eldest son of your family calls me by my first name and you don't care? You are not allowed to ask my grandfather to go to your house to talk to you."
Li Chongwu was hating Li Tiezhu so much that he came in the afternoon! A bunch of people asked him what shit smells like?
He shouted: "Laifu, go ask your grandfather to teach him a lesson. This kid is a poor talker!"
Li Laoliu was also scared. Others couldn't call the old man, Laifu? The only child of the old Li family came as soon as he asked the old man to ensure that he was in trouble. He didn't want to be scolded, so he kicked Li Tiezhu in the butt and cursed: "Damn it, big or small, that's your uncle." "
A bunch of old men were laughing, but no one dared to tease Li Laifu. After all, no one wanted to be called uncle in their thirties or forties by a teenager.
snort!
