There is no need to ask what the hell the mantra pill is. If you ask, it will just enter the mouth and spit out any secret words.
For example, this man named Zhu Gangqiang spied on his aunt in the shower at the age of five, and was able to touch the breasts of Xiaohua next door at the age of eight. Oh, who is Xiaohua?
An old sow with beautiful skin and excellent reproductive ability.
At the age of twelve, he was seduced by a pretty widow in the village and lost his virginity. His family was too poor to survive, so he went to a brothel to work as a tortoise, learned some opera, and later moved to an opera troupe to play a leading role.
When he was singing opera, he accidentally fell in love with Mu Xi, a noble man, because of his face and body, so he sang songs for the prince and accompanied him to eat, drink and have fun.
Normally, such a person would fly to the branches in one day. After gaining such wealth, he should stick to his sponsor and be careful in his words and deeds, especially since the sponsor's status is so extraordinary that he can walk sideways.
It happened that Zhu Gang was rich and powerful, but his tail was raised to the sky, and he pretended to be a human being. One day, he bumped into the little Zheng family on the street, and a thunder from the sky hit the fire from the ground, and the collision created a fierce green fire.
Taking advantage of Mu Xi's absence, Zhu Gangqiang and Xiao Zheng burned the green fire to the sky. Until Mu Xi came back, Xiao Zheng got the news in advance and fled to her sister's side to hide.
Da Zheng's eyes turned black and dizzy for a while, but she hadn't fainted completely. When she heard little Zheng's sincere words, her eyes widened.
"...Not only did I fall in love with that incompetent man in my family, but the baby I gave birth to was not his, but my brother-in-law's!" Little Zheng looked horrified and wanted to cover her mouth that was spewing fragrant fragrance like crazy and look at her hands. He was pushed back by a guard.
Click, dislocated.
Little Zheng's face was twisted in pain and she screamed.
Under the death glare of his wife, Zhao Tongzhi's legs became weak and he collapsed on the ground, his eyes averting his gaze.
He wanted to say that it was actually an accident. Does Madam believe it?
Then I thought about it, what's wrong with him being a decent man and having a concubine.
Da Zheng: I have no shame to live, I can faint!
Boom.
Da Zheng was so angry that she fainted.
Bang bang bang.
"This play is so beautiful, even better than the opera you compiled. It has twists and turns, ups and downs, good." Mu Xi clapped her hands and looked at Zhao Tong and knew: "Master Zhao ignores ordinary human ethics, and this prince will definitely do it." Please take good care of Mr. Zhao’s heroic achievements and present them to His Majesty.”
Huh, I'm from Licheng, and I'm going to sit down with someone from another party.
Zhao Tongzhi: "!"
What, didn’t this mean to directly tell him that his official career was about to fall off and that his career as an official was over?
He also wanted to faint, but he couldn't.
"Your Majesty, Xianguan, Xianguan just made a small mistake. It was an accident..." He knelt and crawled forward.
But Mu Xi was too lazy to talk to him and waved to her guard: "Throw this incompetent little girl into a pig cage and walk around Li City."
"yes."
Little Mrs. Zheng whined: "I am innocent, it is they who covet my beauty..."
"It's so noisy!"
Mu Xi was dissatisfied, and the guard quickly stuffed a sweat towel into little Zheng's mouth and blocked her mouth.
Mu Xi was finally satisfied and turned around to walk towards the carriage. Suddenly she felt something was wrong in the crowd. Following that feeling, she looked around and saw a young man who was indisputable. But who was he?
The kind who eats melon seeds and enjoys watching movies?
Mu Xi: "!"
How does it feel like I put on a big show for free to please her?
But this face is beautiful.
Mu Xi turned around and walked straight towards Qin Liuxi. She stood in front of her and looked at the melon seeds in her hand: "Are they delicious?"
(End of chapter)
