"Oh my god, my friend!"
"Did you carve one on it?"
"Two fish, right? With such a small piece of jade, can two fish squeeze in?"
"Squeezed? That's right. It's unnecessary. It's not fun..."
The person yelling looks like he has hyperthyroidism. He is a treasure appraisal anchor who has become quite popular in the past two years. His real name is Zixuan, but because his beard is very stylish, it looks like two tentacles of a catfish, so Bao friends affectionately call him Catfish.
Later, the shouting became more and more popular, and many friends even forgot Zixuan’s real name and just called him Teacher Catfish.
Today is Mr. Catfish’s first live broadcast since he started his own business. He did not choose to connect the video treasure appraisal in the live broadcast room. Instead, he chose to go to Panjiayuan Live Broadcast to visit the street stalls to see if he could find anything missing.
In fact, it is just a gimmick. Almost all the street stall owners in Panjiayuan know Catfish. Even if Catfish likes something, they will not sell it to Catfish cheaply.
And then again, I went to the street stalls to pick up the leaks, and I was just fooled by the lard.
Most of the things on the street stalls, except for construction site suits, are "from last week", "welded", "candy", "gift" and "dark", which means there may be some things from the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China. Such things are usually It's not worth much, and it's not worth mentioning at all.
So instead of saying that the catfish are here to pick up leaks, the real situation is that at the fan meeting, many treasure friends from Beijing come to catch catfish offline and let the catfish be identified on the spot.
Just now, a treasure friend took a piece of jade with two fish carved on it for Catfish to appraise, and then the opening scene appeared.
He Ren, who was watching on the sidelines, was already laughing out loud. Needless to say, this guy Catfish has a bit of comedy talent. His words are nice and down-to-earth, and he is very popular among his friends.
He Ren liked watching Catfish's live broadcasts and videos very much, and because of this, he began to play with jade and antiques. However, He Ren had an ordinary family, an ordinary job, and didn't have much money, so he could only make small fortunes.
Although He Ren doesn't have much money, he is a very serious person. This is the main reason why he can't make much money. If he is too serious, he will often offend people...
However, when it comes to jade and antiques, He Ren's seriousness comes into play. In the past two years, he has gained a lot of knowledge about jade and antiques, and he can be considered an insider.
In order to study jade, He Ren also made a special trip to the origin of four famous jade.
Just half a month ago, He Ren took advantage of his annual vacation to go to Xinjiang. Of course, he wanted to pick up some leaks, but he almost lost his life when he failed to pick up the leaks.
In order to pick up the leak, He Ren chose to go to Hotan County alone, walking wherever he wanted. As a result, he suddenly encountered heavy rain halfway. He Ren had to go to a culvert to take shelter. As a result, halfway through, a thunder exploded and struck He Ren directly. .
Before he fainted, He Ren had only one thought in his mind. How great would it be if he used his luck to buy lottery tickets?
He Ren didn't expect that he was so lucky. A thunderstorm didn't kill him, and it didn't even leave any injuries. This was an unexpected surprise.
But He Ren no longer dared to think about continuing to pick up the missing items. He was a bit superstitious to begin with, and now that he was struck by lightning on the way, it must have been God's instruction. He Ren immediately chose to go home.
He Ren went to the hospital for a check-up and found that there was nothing wrong with his body, so he felt relieved.
As soon as he got home, He Ren took out the small jade pendant he had received from a fellow villager two days ago. What shocked him happened was that two lines of small words suddenly appeared on the top of the jade pendant.
Name: Hotan jade green and white jade pendant
Years: ten years
Although the message was simple, it had a huge impact on He Ren. Could it be that he was helping the old lady cross the road and was seen by God? Then use a thunder to give him a fortune?
He Ren was afraid that he might be dazzled, so he quickly picked up the jade Guanyin he had taken back a while ago, with the same two lines of small words.
Name: Jade B goods Guanyin brand
Period: one year
Although He Ren had his eyes opened for this Guanyin card, he was already surprisingly excited. The small characters that appeared again meant that he had become the chosen one and had a pair of eyes that could automatically detect treasures!
With these eyes, He Ren believes that he will become a treasure appraiser even more powerful than Catfish, but will he still be in a shitty class then? You can get rich by picking up leaks!
After discovering that he had opened his clairvoyance, He Ren called to resign directly. He also slapped his team leader, and then ran straight to the antique street, ready to start picking up missing items!
The truth is cruel. He Ren found that although there were many things on the antique street in the provincial capital, there was nothing worth picking up. After looking at it for more than an hour, He Ren was vomited by the information in front of him, and he didn't find anything worth picking up. s things.
There are real things, but the stall owners are not fools. The prices are very high, and there is no profit in buying them back.
Just when He Ren was extremely disappointed, the message of Catfish's live broadcast popped up on his mobile phone. As soon as he entered, he heard Catfish announcing that he would go to Panjiayuan to pick up leaks tomorrow.
He Ren's eyes are bright. It's no problem if he can't pick it up. He can also do live broadcasts!
However, the live broadcast cannot be done randomly. If He Ren starts the broadcast now, no one will watch it, and no one will believe that he can identify treasures. He wants to show his strength first, and the best way is to gain popularity.
So He Ren didn't even pack his luggage and went straight to the train station and bought a ticket for the fastest way to Beijing.
He Ren walked away gracefully. After all, he was an orphan and had no girlfriend. He had enough to eat and the whole family was not hungry, so he had no worries at all.
After finding an express hotel near Panjiayuan, He Ren took a comfortable bath and had a hearty meal, and then appeared next to Catfish.
Catfish was still interacting with other treasure friends there, and He Ren's eyes were already looking at the stall. This is already the fifth stall that He Ren has followed Catfish to, and he hasn't seen anything real...
Now He Ren is a little anxious. If he can't find something suitable again, Catfish's live broadcast may be over.
At this moment, He Ren's eyes fell on an emerald imperial concubine bracelet.
Name: Glass Royal Princess Bracelet
Years: three months
The imperial concubine's bracelet was fake at first glance, and He Ren could tell it even if it hadn't been struck by lightning. However, He Ren still forced his way past the two treasure friends around him, got next to the catfish, and raised his voice, "Boss, can you take that one?" Can you show me the royal concubine’s bracelet?”
The boss was naturally very happy and immediately handed over the box and the royal bracelet. He Ren took it and played with it carefully, and even took it out to pretend to see through the light.
Catfish also saw this scene at this time. He naturally saw at a glance that the bracelet was fake, but he opened his mouth and still did not speak. He could not break the rules.
A little while later, when the boss asked for too high a price, he would help and say a few words. If the price was not high, he would treat it as a lesson to fellow treasurers. Of course, you have to pay some tuition when playing with jade and antiques.
He Ren pretended not to know anything and asked, "Boss, what's the price of this bracelet?"
The boss chuckled, stretched out his hand and said, "I don't care how much you want, 5,000 for the pure ice jadeite concubine bracelet with falling snow!"
At this time, most of the treasure friends around also saw the problem. The ice jade concubine bracelet only costs 5,000 yuan? What about fooling people into thinking they are fools?
But no one said anything, everyone wanted to watch the fun. In the jade and antiques industry, all that matters is discernment. If you remind others that something is fake, they might even scold you for trying to take advantage.
Catfish frowned. This boss was a little unreasonable. Just when he was about to speak, He Ren said, "It's too expensive. How about 1,000?"
The boss was very happy, but he still had a troubled expression on his face, "1,000 is definitely not enough. Look at the water and the floating flowers. Let's take it. 3,000!"
He Ren gritted his teeth and said, "2000! I will transfer the money to you now."
"Okay!" The boss's expression looked like he had suffered a big loss, "I think you are destined for me. I haven't opened yet today, so it's only 2,000!"
"I bought it as a gift for my girlfriend. This box is very nice. Let's give it to me together."
"No problem, what does a broken box have? I'll come over to you once you've bought it."
Before Catfish could stop him, He Ren had already taken out his mobile phone and scanned the code successfully. He Ren casually threw the imperial concubine bracelet on the stall without even looking at it. Instead, he carefully picked up the box on the side.
Everyone was stunned...
