Chapter 285 Telling lies with eyes open

Style: Romance Author: Yi QingfengWords: 2518Update Time: 24/01/18 09:28:05
And when Ren Jie connected clues in the room and pointed out that Wen Yuniang was the God of Lake Spirit.

The people in the town were completely shocked.

When the moment of eternity was gone, everyone hunched over, clutching their hands and collapsed on the spot, with masks of pain on their faces.

It’s not for anything else, just because Ren Jie took advantage of the moment to pull up everyone’s Kucha’s little rubber band. What player can withstand such a pinch?

For a moment, screams echoed throughout the town.

And when people found out that it was dawn and figured out what happened last night, they immediately thought of Ren Jie.

Is he the only one who can act in the moment of eternity?

This guy took advantage of the moment to take advantage of everyone's Kucha's little rubber band?

I will~%?…;# *'☆&℃$!

They instinctively wanted to get up from the ground and fight with Ren Jie, but it didn't matter. The laces of the two shoes were tied together, and they fell solidly.

"You're a bastard, or a serial killer? Damn you, scumbag, why is it so dark in front of me? What's blocking my sight?"

"Pfft~pff hahaha, brother, is your hairstyle okay? It looks like a clam. If your eyes are useless, you can donate them to others."

"You still have the heart to laugh at me? Look at the bastard look on your face, the Kappa Mediterranean hairstyle is no better than mine!"

"This bastard just made a bird's nest for me, why did he spray a red word "split" on my face?"

"Brother... with your dignified appearance... it's understandable to criticize others. I suggest you go back and recreate it~"

The townspeople were completely angry, and a lot of emotional fog was released. It can be said that Ren Jie did not do anything this night.

So one by one, they rushed straight to the hot spring hotel in anger.

At this moment, Kong Huaicai looked at the slow-sheep graffiti on his face, his lips twitching and lost in thought, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Yun Xi looked at himself with the hair style that was so bad and the dark smoky makeup on his forehead with bulging veins.

Beifeng looked at his beard with half of his face painted black and couldn't help grinding his teeth: "This little brat, doesn't he know how to respect the elderly and love the young? Huh? What does it taste like in your mouth?"

He opened his mouth and found that his teeth were blackened...

(ꐦ°᷄┏ᴗ┓°᷅) “Has he really never been beaten?”

In the Mingyue Lane Hotel, Yang Yan is sitting in front of the mirror, her eyes are spitting fire, her face is painted like a car accident, with flaming red lips like a sausage mouth, a matchmaker mole, black eye shadow, a unibrow, and the center of her eyebrows are opened. A heavenly eye.

What was originally a beautiful wavy hair is now branched out everywhere, like a black sea urchin.

I don’t know how much hairspray he sprayed to achieve this look. His scalp was hardened by the spray.

How could Yang Yan, who had always loved beauty, endure this?

I bit the bullet and went out to ask for an explanation.

But as soon as she arrived at the hot spring hotel, Yang Yan realized that she couldn't squeeze in. The hotel was crowded with people, and almost everyone in the town had come.

"Come out! If you have the guts, get out of here and work in Shu Daoshan! You little melon baby!"

"Except! I won't cut my brains for you today, I will take your last name!"

The public's anger is becoming more and more intense, and there is no way to stop it. If it doesn't come out, the hot spring hotel will probably be demolished.

At this moment, Ren Jie and the others had just finished talking to Wen Yuniang and she was taking her son back to the room.

Qi Mo immediately removed the black barrier without saying a word, which was considered a silent revenge on Ren Jie.

The door of the hot spring hotel was opened directly, and Ren Jie and his party stood inside the door, looking outside.

Looking at the big painted faces and wild hairstyles that came up one after another, Jiang Jiuli and the others still couldn't hold back and almost stopped laughing.

Didn't Ren Jie waste any of his efforts this night?

You didn't spare anyone in the town. The big yellow dogs at the entrance of the village were all painted black and fed to the dogs, right?

Is this a willful distortion or a moral turpitude?

I thought it was enough to paint everyone here with big painted faces, but who knew there would be something even more outrageous to come?

When Ren Jie saw this scene, he burst out laughing, and he was still laughing.

Not because of anything else, just because this emotional fog has filled the sea. The space in Jinghu Lake is so dense that you can't even see your fingers, okay?

"Hahahaha, didn't you expect that your faces are also painted with Lord Hu Ling's masterpiece?"

Well~ Ren Jie’s work is of course a masterpiece?

As soon as these words came out, Lu Chen, Jiang Jiuli and the others were all stunned. If you hadn't been caught on the spot, we would have thought it wasn't you!

This is the situation, how can we still pass the blame?

The people were furious: "Bah! Are you still acting? It was you who did it, right? Who else can act in the moment of eternity except you?"

Ren Jie was startled:

"Isn't it? You think I did it? Is my face painted on too? I don't know anything. I'm fooling you all of a sudden. You can't be a bastard."

The people were already going crazy: "Get out of here, you painted it on your face yourself, just to clear the suspicion, right? Are you so cruel? You won't even spare your own people?"

Ren Jie was speechless: "I really didn't do it, why don't you believe it? And this is a blessing from Lord Lake God? I really don't know what you have to be angry about."

One brother was angry: "Blessing? Then this big bastard painted on my face is also a blessing?"

Ren Jie spread his hands and said with a matter-of-fact expression:

╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ "What else? The tortoise symbolizes longevity. As the saying goes, a thousand-year tortoise and a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise. Does this mean that Lord Lake God wants you to live as long as the tortoise?"

Jiang Jiuli: (´థжథ)Pfft~

How else can it be explained this way?

"Tsk~ Even if you are right, what about our shitty hairstyles?"

"Non-mainstream hairstyle? Is this what Lord Lake God is telling you not to blindly follow the crowd, follow the mainstream, and be your own unique self, the brightest star among the crowd?"

"Shit! Is it the most dazzling and eye-catching bag? What about the panda eyes?"

"Pandas are national treasures, and Lord Lake God is praising you as treasures!"

"The shoelaces are still tied together?"

"To tie the knot!"

"Pull our bitter tea rubber bands?"

"This is your promotion from Lord Lake God!"

"Draw a watch on your wrist?"

"Tell everyone to cherish your time!"

"Beard?"

"You have no hair on your lips and can't do your job well. You don't understand this?"

"What about the word split on the face?"

"Brother, you are so ugly, you are really not the God of the Lake..."

At this moment, He Qiang and Chu Sheng looked at Ren Jie in shock.

When you open your eyes and tell lies, I don’t accept anyone but Brother Jie!

Is he really capable of robbing someone blind?

Can this all come true?

However, the hundreds of brothers behind were anxious.

"Even if you are right, how do you explain our Kappa Mediterranean hairstyle?"

Ren Jie was startled, looking at the hundreds of brothers, frowning and shaking his legs.

Jiang Jiuli and the others laughed mischievously, asking you to make it up? Can't you make it up now?

Ren Jie took off Lu Chen's baseball cap, revealing his Mediterranean hairstyle:

"I'm telling you, even if you are bald, you can't harm the townspeople like this, right? If everyone becomes as bald as you, you won't be embarrassed, right?"

"How could you do this? Hey, why are you so evil-minded? Lord Guagua, even though Lu Chen is pitiful, you can't help him do this? Isn't this just helping the enemy?"

"Hey~ I can't help you anymore, you just have to figure it out yourself!"

At this moment, the hundreds of old men looked at their hairstyle and then at Lu Chen, their eyes gradually turned red.

Lu Chen, on the other hand, stood there with a confused look on his face, pointing at his nose and opening his mouth.

ᕦ(꒪口꒪๑) "Huh? I...I did it?"

Ren Jie spread his hands: ƪ(˘~˘)ʃ "What if? Otherwise, who else would be so bored as to give someone this kind of hairstyle?"

There's no way...the father's debt must be paid by the son~

The big ones are just for use.

Guagua: (°︶°〃)? ? ?

Had I just been betrayed?