Chapter 236: ShunDa Express, you can deliver anything quickly

Style: Romance Author: Yi QingfengWords: 2619Update Time: 24/01/18 09:28:05
The execution process was a professional one. Only three minutes had passed, and the king had been tortured to the point of being reduced to a human form.

The whole person was even spread out. What was even more terrifying was that even so, he was not dead yet.

At this moment, Ren Jie had a clearer understanding of human vitality.

The king was seen staring, and he couldn't close his eyes because his eyelids had been cut off...

"Why... why did you treat me like this? What did I do wrong?"

The executioner smiled: "You have offended the wrong person~"

Captain Longjiao whispered: "It's almost time. If we don't evacuate, it will be difficult to leave..."

I saw the executioner smacking his lips, reluctantly packing up his affairs, and carrying the black coffin on his shoulders...

"It's a pity that the time is too short and I can't fully enjoy the fun, eh~"

The next moment, the rope that bound the king broke, and he was seen struggling, using his incomplete hands to crush his own throat.

He couldn't wait and committed suicide...

Because the severe pain radiating from every part of his body made him feel like living for one more second was torture.

Captain Longjiao stepped forward and cut off his head.

"The king is dead! Close the team~"

The purge and beheading operation on Longjiao's side is over, but that doesn't mean the matter is complete.

The demon clan is in the nest of thousands of dragons in the mountains and seas, and Long Ran is in the palace.

At this moment, the palace hall is filled with delicacies, wine and delicacies.

There was even a snake girl with a naked upper body and a snake lower body dancing enthusiastically in the hall, and there was a burst of singing and dancing.

Long Ran and the magician all sat at the table, raised their glasses of wine, and drank it all in one gulp.

The magician was seen wearing a tuxedo, a black hat, white gloves on both hands, and single-frame glasses on his face, with an elegant temperament.

"Brother Ran? Today is your big day, why can't I see you happy?"

Long Ran's face was full of disgrace: (¬ Yi¬) "Isn't it that damn Lu Qianfan? My 1008th son died in Daxia, and that was my 12th favorite son."

"I beheaded him if he said so. Not only that, Lu Qianfan even came to my door in the middle of the night, told me jokes, and put a sword against my neck to make me endure it."

"Brother! Do you think he is reasonable? I am so angry. Daxia's waist is getting harder and harder."

The magician smiled:

"Don't worry, how long can their backs be strong? If there is no roof to protect them from wind and rain, the building will eventually collapse. It is just a matter of time. Let's wait and see..."

"Our cooperation this time..."

Long Ran laughed loudly: "Easy to say, easy to say!"

As he spoke, he was about to pour wine into the cup, but the magician snapped his fingers, and Long Ran's empty cup was directly filled with wine, and became full again.

Long Ran was startled, then grinned:

"As expected of a magician, come on, come on~ Let's do it!"

The two of them had just toasted and drank together.

However, the next moment, a dark space crack suddenly opened in the palace hall.

I saw a 12-wheel heavy truck with its lights on and its siren honking as it rushed out of the crack in space.

He crashed into the hall, sending the food and banquets in the hall flying all over the sky. The snake girls screamed and fled in all directions.

The magician's eyes widened suddenly, and he spit out a mouthful of wine before he could swallow it, making Long Ran slap in the face.

Why is there a 12-wheel heavy truck in Wanlongchao Palace? Damn it.

And the truck drifted directly in the hall, throwing the container it was pulling off the trailer.

There is also a big logo printed on the container, which says Shun Da Express.

The driver jumped out of the cab, wearing a courier company's overalls, a mask and a peaked cap.

"Mr. Magician, I have your express delivery, and the postage has been paid by the sender~"

"Shunda Express, everything can be delivered quickly! I wish you a happy life!"

Long Ran wiped his face and roared:

"I'll blanch it! Go to hell!"

A stream of white dragon's breath went straight towards the courier, and the courier boy jumped back. A vortex formed in the space, and his body crashed directly into it, completely disappearing.

And this burst of dragon's breath blew up half of the palace, creating a huge crater on the spot.

Long Ran was so angry:

"Shunda Express? Are you on horseback~%?…;# *'☆&℃$…"

How can anyone drive a truck into someone's home and deliver express delivery?

"Brother? Did you order express delivery? This is..."

At this moment, the magician's brows were furrowed, not because of anything else but because there was blood flowing out of the gap in the container.

He stood up and stepped forward, opened the container, and several noodles spread out immediately.

A strong smell of blood hit my face, and I saw a total of 4292 heads arranged neatly into a pyramid, and then suddenly collapsed, rolling down everywhere...

Some heads are relatively familiar to magicians.

Long Ran's eyes brightened and he swallowed:

(〃º﹃º) "Brother? When did you order takeout? Look, you're out of sight now, aren't you? How can you spend money when you come to my brother's house?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk~ It's so fresh? It looks like it was just killed. Is it good for braised, steamed or spicy?"

I saw the magician's face turned livid:

(̿▀̿伊▀̿ ̿ꐦ)̄ "What's the takeaway? These are the heads of my men, the heads of all poker players, they are all here..."

The smile on Long Ran's face suddenly froze, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "Aha...Ahaha~ Really? I thought it was an extra meal, no...I'm sorry..."

With a dark face, the magician pulled out a chopstick from the king's head, only to see a blood-stained napkin stuck on the chopstick.

"Dare to touch my beloved disciple! Are you tired of living? There will be another time! Your head will appear in front of the Fool's table!"

"Don't doubt whether I can do it or not. If you don't believe it, ask the Demon Lord!"

The magician's forehead was filled with veins, and with a squeeze of his big hand, the note immediately ignited and turned into ashes.

"Lu Qianfan...when did you have an apprentice?"

Poker has done nothing else recently, just grabbing a Candle Demon, and even borrowed the Echo Scepter...

Why did he touch his apprentice?

It's a good thing this time, the candle demon didn't get it, the playing cards were gone for him, and the echoing scepter was also lost.

"Tsk~"

Long Ran's face turned darker, was it Lu Qianfan again?

Why am I so unlucky? Next time you make trouble for someone else, can you please not choose my house?

twice! This time it’s not even half a month, damn!



At this moment, Ren Jie couldn't help but open his mouth, looking at the interrupted scene in Long Ran's palace with a confused expression!

"Then... the guy in the suit and the tall hat is the magician? Are all the heads sent to him by courier? Good guy... I'll be honest..."

"That's not the point. The point is that this thing can also be delivered by express delivery? Isn't that the Monster Clan Mountain and Sea Realm?"

"Is the courier guy so powerful? Does the business scope need to be so wide?"

Qing said calmly: "The strong one is not the courier guy, but the Shunda Express Company. Shunda Express can deliver everything quickly!"

"Just like the literal meaning, it will be delivered instantly! Just ask someone from Shunda Express Company to deliver the express. The freight is very expensive, ridiculously expensive, and overseas business is even more expensive."

"And it's not enough to just give money. Afterwards, you have to write a 150,000-word thank-you letter to them based on the mailing. It should be emotional and infused with emotion. It doesn't count punctuation marks and is purely handwritten..."

Ren Jie:? ? ?

What the hell? Still need to write a thank you note? Still need 150,000 words? Is this writing a thank you letter or writing a novel?

But...then the courier guy obviously uses space-based abilities, right?

With such a strong ability, do you use it to deliver express delivery?

Ren Jie no longer knew what to say.

Shen Ci smiled and said: "Shunda Express Company accepts shipping orders of any form and from anyone. If you are interested, you can also try it..."

"But be careful of going bankrupt, here is their postcard!"

After saying that, he handed a postcard to Ren Jie.

I saw it read:

"Shunda Express Company"

President: Liu Bo

Shipping phone number: 527087879

Just one phone call and you can reach the world instantly!

You can send anything, it’s a must!

Welcome to call for consultation~

Ren Jie: (•́ω•̀ ٥)

This CEO’s name doesn’t seem very classy~