On Nanshan Street in District 69, Ren Jie and others strolled and headed straight for An Ning Laundry House.
"It's not far, it's right in front~"
However, Mo Wanrou looked nervous:
(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡｀) "Be careful... Do you feel that the atmosphere on this street is not right? Do you smell it? The smell of tension in the air seems to be igniting at a moment's notice!"
I saw people walking on the street as usual, but their eyes were wandering, looking around as if they were looking for something.
And when walking, he never walks in areas without any cover. His movements are cautious and cautious, and his muscles are tense, as if he can sprint out and pounce on his prey at any time.
Ren Jie raised his eyebrows: (๑◔~◔ิ) "What's wrong with the atmosphere? Oh~ I see, you must have farted quietly and want everyone to help you suck it clean, right?"
Mo Wanrou's face turned dark: "You just farted, seriously! The atmosphere is not right, be careful there is an ambush!"
Jiang Jiuli smiled: "Wanrou, are you too nervous? This is Jincheng, how can there be an ambush?"
Shu Ge nodded seriously: "That's right. Besides, Brother Jie is a young man. How could there be danger near his home?"
However, the next moment, Shu Ge looked at the red spots that suddenly appeared on his chest in shock.
Just hearing a "bang", a high-pressure colored water bomb suddenly shot out from the darkness.
It shot Shu Ge at a very high speed and exploded on his chest.
The bright red color dyed her whole body, and she was stunned on the spot.
(ଵ△ଵ|||) "I...I was shot?"
I saw people on the street suddenly became nervous:
"There is a sniper, it's starting again, find a bunker nearby to hide! Quick, quick, quick~"
Passers-by who were walking normally just a moment ago all started to move. Some took out their umbrellas and opened them, while others took out raincoats from their bags and put them on in a panic.
Others rolled forward neatly and hid behind trash cans and street lights and signs. All the professionals looked like special forces.
I saw paintballs being fired from both sides of the street, sniping at passers-by wildly.
In some places, there are even Gatling egg guns rising from the roofs of buildings, firing at the streets.
Everyone became the target of attack, including Ren Jie and the others.
Several figures flashed in succession, dodging the Easter egg shots.
Only then did I realize that those squatting in the dark and sniping at passers-by were little kids whose teeth had not yet been replaced...
At this moment, four mechanical colonists wearing aprons floated out from the corner of the street on pulleys.
The heavy weapon in his hand wildly fired Easter eggs at passers-by.
"Ahahaha~ Surrender to the majesty of the Four King Kongs. None of you can walk out of Nanshan Street cleanly today~"
"I want to stain you, make you dirty, and leave our mark on every corner of your body, Jie Jie Jie~"
"Stop screaming, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken~"
At this moment, the eyes of passers-by were filled with fighting spirit:
"Don't be complacent! I must go to work clean today. If I win an easter egg, why not go to your house to wash clothes?"
"I'm going to attract their attention, sister! You go first, remember, don't look back, don't let me be tainted in vain!"
"Today's king of cleansing must be mine. I, Wang, will order this month's free laundry card!"
The passers-by became more angry one by one and launched a charge despite the hail of bullets.
At this moment, Jiang Jiuli and the others were all dumbfounded. Looking at Nanshan Street like a battlefield, the corners of their mouths twitched:
(•́ω•̀ ٥) "Hey~ Brother Jie? Is the military atmosphere in your street always so strong? Is everyone a soldier?"
"Did we break into some real-person CS competition?"
Ren Jie's face turned dark and he couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead: "I seem to know what's going on!"
"Monsters! You four have become more capable, haven't you? Do you dare to fight me, eldest brother?"
The "Four King Kongs" who were wreaking havoc on the streets looked at Ren Jie fiercely and couldn't help but feel excited.
"Boss?"
However, the demon's mechanical arm was suddenly out of control, as if it was short-circuited. It deformed on the spot, turned into a black muzzle, and fired suddenly.
An ultra-high voltage electric shock needle flew to Mei Qian in almost the blink of an eye and hit him on the spot.
Mei Qian didn't even realize what was going on, and a dazzling electric light flashed across his body.
His whole body suddenly tensed up, and he fell to the ground without hesitation, twitching, six on his left hand, seven on his right hand, and white foam kept pouring from his mouth...
6(꒪ͦ﹃꒪ͦ#)7
Ren Jie: (｡･ˇ﹏ˇ･｡:)
"Mei Qian is considered straight in this life..."
"Why don't you cut off the power soon? This is my friend..."
"No...it doesn't work, right? The new arm I installed the day before yesterday, the experimental arm, is unstable?"
…
Three minutes later, at the door of An Ning's laundry room, four strong men - Demon, Demon and Demon - were kneeling on the ground with aggrieved expressions on their faces.
The bodies of Ren Jie and the four others were also covered with Easter eggs, all dyed in various colors. Only Mei Qian was electrocuted and their bodies were all black. Their heads were electrocuted into afros, and they were still emitting white smoke.
"Brother Jie~ don't lecture them. They didn't mean it. It's all trivial. I was struck by lightning while walking~"
Several people looked at Mei Qian with distressed expressions, while Ren Jie had a dark face:
"Tell me? What's going on?"
Only then did the demons and monsters start to explain that in order to create performance for An Ning Laundry House, they switched from spitting to playing Easter eggs.
I thought that after doing this for a while, no one would come to this street. The four brothers were thinking of another way.
Who would have thought that this fight would actually set Nanshan Street on fire. Instead of being disgusted, the office workers began to look forward to the little excitement on the way to work.
Who hasn’t ordered Zhong Er Soul yet? Some people even come to Nanshan Street to experience the Easter egg game.
This also resulted in the four demons and monsters being short of manpower, so they began to hire children from the street and give a candy to each person they hit.
As the project became popular, Tao Yaoyao even set up a "King of Cleansing" award. Anyone who passed by Nanshan Street without being hit by the easter egg could even get a laundry card for free laundry for a month. .
Suddenly, they organized an Easter Egg Festival, and Nanshan Street became even more lively than before.
Mo Wanrou was dumbfounded: "Are you taking your spirit of creating needs when there are no needs to the extreme?"
"The brain circuits of today's young people are becoming more and more abnormal!"
Ren Jie laughed happily: "How do you expect a group of young people who are not sick and go to work in wheelchairs to have normal brain circuits?"
"Hahaha, not bad, keep it up~"
Just as he was talking, the window on the second floor of An Ning Laundry House suddenly opened.
Tao Yaoyao pushed her wheelchair onto the window sill.
"Brother? You are here now. If you don't come to pick me up, the competition will begin. It won't work without me as the president to take the lead~"
As he spoke, he pushed the wheelchair forward fiercely. In the shocked eyes of Jiang Jiuli and Mo Wanrou, Tao Yaoyao jumped down from the second floor in the wheelchair.
Jiang Jiuli: = ͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪ ‧̣̥̇)
Mo Wanrou: Σ( ° △ °|||)
Shu Ge: ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇)
When Mei Qian saw this scene, his eyes turned red. He rushed forward and opened his arms to catch the wheelchair.
"Be careful! Danger!"
With a "snap" sound, Mei Qian was thrown directly under the wheelchair by Tao Yaoyao, and she lay on the ground kicking her legs.
Tao Yaoyao landed smoothly, looking down at Mei Qian in confusion:
"Brother Qian? Is there anything you can't think about? Wheelchairs can't kill people. You can try a dump truck~"
Jiang Jiuli and the others looked at each other, um~ confirmed, it’s Ren Jie’s sister~
