As soon as he heard that there was a baby, Ren Jie was no longer sleepy:
"Fan? What kind of fan? A very powerful one?"
I saw Gua Gua's expression of concentration on his face:
(｡ˇ ︶ ˇ) "Of course? That is my master's favorite fan, and I am my master's favorite fan!"
"And let me tell you, there is an ink painting world inside that fan. It's very big. My home is right there. You can put a lot of things in it."
"As long as you help me complete a hundred earth-shattering deeds, I will give you that fan and give you the right to use the ink world."
Ren Jie was stunned for a moment after hearing this. A fan? Is there an ink world inside?
Damn!
Do you think this is cultivating immortality?
Doesn't it sound too arrogant?
"By the way...your house shouldn't be in a well, right?"
Guagua tilted his head and said in confusion: "How do you know? It is indeed in a well..."
Ren Jie's face turned green:
"I shouldn't believe your evil deeds. What kind of fan or ink world are you talking about? Saleng, go home and sit in a well and watch the sky!"
Guagua looked furious: "You don't believe me, do you? I can't even impress you with such a precious fan? What about the treasure map?"
"There is a treasure map at the bottom of the well in my house. It was left by the owner. She also told me that she left everything in the world there and drew it on the treasure map and asked me to give it to a kind person. Look for."
"If you help me complete a hundred good deeds, you will be recognized as a good Samaritan by my Lord Gua Gua. I will not only give you the fan, but also the treasure map."
Ren Jie's mouth twitched:
"If my guess is correct, that treasure should be called Wanfusi, right? Because of this treasure map, the era of great treasure hunting has begun all over the world?"
Guagua:? ? ?
"What the hell is this? Really! Really! You believe me! My master is super powerful, and the treasure he left behind is definitely a big treasure that will be useful to you."
"And even I, Lord Guagua, was an all-powerful being back then. It has even become a compliment to praise others for their excellence. When others praise a person for being great, they will say that you are really awesome! Look~ they all use me to praise others!"
Ren Jie: Σ(•́口•̀ ٥)
What a wonderful cat.
Guagua persisted: "And... and they even wrote a nursery rhyme for me specifically to praise my achievements~ It is still sung to this day."
Ren Jie was stunned: "What nursery rhyme?"
I saw the croak raising its head and singing:
(◦ ⁰̷̴ᗜ⁰̷̴) “Under the bridge in front of the door, there is a frog swimming by. Come and take a look. Our little croak is so lonely and widowed. She is so beautiful. I can’t tell you how beautiful she is. She is really beautiful. "Dingguagua~"
"How about it! This nursery rhyme is praising me, right? Hehe~"
After finishing singing, Gua Gua crossed her waist and looked at Ren Jie with a look on her face.
Ren Jie: (̿▀̿_▀̿ ̿٥)̄…
Are you polite?
Have you asked YaYaYa for his opinion?
"Can I ask, who told you this nursery rhyme?"
Guagua smiled brightly: "Of course it's my master, she sang it to me~"
Ren Jie covered his face, he could no longer imagine what kind of existence Gua Gua's master was.
However... Judging from the current situation, Guagua's existence is by no means simple. It has no entity and cannot even be discovered by Qing. And judging from this situation, it has existed in this academy of hidden dragons and crouching tigers for a long time, and no one has yet discovered it. figure.
Could it be that it was really inherited from some big boss or something? I was caught by myself.
Depend on! I shouldn’t have any protagonist aura, right?
Can such a good thing happen to me?
Guagua raised his eyebrows: "How about it? Will you help me or not? Is the deal done?"
Ren Jie's big eyes were chattering:
"It's no use just painting a cake, you have to let me see what a fan looks like, right?"
Guagua looked extremely excited: "Of course you can, but we promised to do a hundred great deeds. Guagua can't do anything less than one!"
"My true body is not nearby. It was sealed in a wooden box and has not seen the light of day for a long time. You have to get my true body first~ I will take you there~"
Ren Jie was about to follow Gua Gua, but when he looked at the time, he saw that it was almost the end of self-study, and he hurried towards the training room.
Guagua tilted his head: "Why are you going? Aren't you going to get my body?"
"If I leave my body too far, I will be teleported home~"
Ren Jie said happily: "It's not far away~ Don't be in a hurry to get your body. Aren't you going to do a great thing? There is a great thing waiting for us to do now!"
Guagua's eyes brightened: "Zun Du, fake Du? Do it~ do it quickly~"
…
At the door of the training room, Ren Jie stood alone, with a croak squatting above his head.
Of course, other people can't see Guagua's existence.
Guagua asked in confusion: "What good things can be done here? Small good things like picking up garbage are not acceptable."
Ren Jie chuckled: "Just wait and see~"
After a while, the three hours were up, and all the students retreated from the candlelight illusion. Their eyes were red and bloodshot, and their faces were full of malaise, just like eggplants beaten by frost.
Like walking zombies that have lost their souls, they lined up and walked out.
The first one to come out was Zhen Lingyue. As soon as he went out, he saw Ren Jie standing at the door, looking at him with a smile!
He couldn't help but screamed instinctively, knelt on the ground with a snap, curled up his body, and said tremblingly:
○|￣|_"Don't...don't kill me, don't kill me, please, don't crush my bones, don't shave my flesh, I'm convinced, I'm really convinced!"
"Ugh~ vomit~ vomit~"
Zhen Lingyue, who begged for mercy and looked at Ren Jie's socks, immediately vomited out.
Nothing else, just because in these three hours, Zhen Lingyue had his socks thrown away by Ren Jie more than 300 times, and was tortured by Ren Jie's time and space photos in various cruel ways more than 300 times.
If there is an application question now asking students to find the area of their psychological shadows, then the answer to this question must be positive infinity.
Seeing a devilish smile on Ren Jie's face, he couldn't help but stepped forward and patted Zhen Lingyue on the shoulder, helping him up:
(๑≖◞3◟≖) "Don't be afraid! It's fake. Everything in the candlelight fantasy world is fake, but it's true that I can blow you up~"
"How could the real me be so cruel? People will grow up~ I will only be more cruel than the photos of time."
"Don't be discouraged~ As long as you work hard, your survival time may be a few seconds longer tomorrow? Don't give up, because if you don't work hard, you won't know how useless you are. The most important thing in life is to recognize You are the best in Shanngling?"
"Come on! Tomorrow will still be a day full of resentment, and you are the most miserable. One day, you will defeat me in the photos of time, and then be defeated by the real me, hahahaha~"
Zhen Lingyue's eyes widened, he couldn't help but cover his head and let out a scream of collapse, and tears burst out like a fountain.
"You don't have to comfort people if you don't know how to comfort them. What kind of poisonous chicken soup is this? Wait! Just wait for me, you? I will definitely survive 10 seconds in your hands tomorrow!"
After saying that, he wiped his tears and ran away, while Ren Jie looked at Zhen Lingyue's back with a look of relief.
The corner of Guagua's mouth twitched: "You...are you sure you are really doing something good?"
"Why don't I look the same?"
Ren Jie said proudly: "Hmph~ What do you know, you little frog? Am I motivating him to become stronger in this way? Without pressure, where does the motivation come from?"
"Look at him? From his previous decadent appearance, I immediately ignited his fighting spirit. Isn't this doing a good deed?"
Guagua: "But...but he's crying? He looks quite sad."
"Hmph~ you don't understand! That's called moving tears, have you ever heard of crying with joy?"
"But... but he turned around and blew his nose at you after running two steps?"
"Haha~ Are you so moved that you shed tears? There is really nothing you can do against him!"
Guagua: "Okay...Okay~"
