Cold sweat broke out on Ren Jie's forehead. He really saw a ghost. He was wandering around the college with nothing to do, and he unexpectedly bumped into a talking traveling frog.
Is this thing from the demon clan?
He didn't want to get into any more trouble, so he pretended not to notice it at all, whistling and walking in all directions.
"Huh? There is garbage here~ I don't know who threw it. I am really unqualified. As a good young man of the motherland, how can I tolerate this kind of thing happening in front of my eyes and turn a blind eye?"
Ren Jie stepped forward, picked up the milk tea cup, and threw it into the recyclable trash can. He clapped his hands with a look of relief and walked away.
Guagua curled her lips and said:
(˵¯͒⌒¯͒˵) “Why don’t you show off your poor acting skills and embarrass yourself? You can definitely see me, right?”
However, Ren Jie still ignored him and quickened his pace.
Guagua, who did not believe in evil, stamped his feet angrily, his big eyes rolled around in a gibbering voice, as if he had thought of something, and he took off with a big jump, and a "pop" sound was stuck on Ren Jie's face.
Ren Jie:! ! !
The traveling frog jumped on my face. Is it a toad?
Will I get leprosy on my face?
At this moment, Ren Jie's heart was filled with emotions, but on the surface everything seemed normal, while he was calling Qing frantically in his mind.
"Qing Qing Qing! I have a talking toad stuck on my face. Hey, can you see it? Please help, please help~"
Qing: (≖_≖ ) "What toad? Do you think you are the Snow White Prince? Will you turn into a princess if you kiss a frog?"
Ren Jie:? ? ?
clear! Let’s not talk about anything else. Your fairy tale is somewhat complicated, right?
What the hell? Why can I always see things that others can't see with my delusional eyes?
Guagua sighed:
"After all this, he still doesn't respond? Sure enough, he still can't see me? I'm really happy for nothing~"
As he spoke, he climbed up and squatted on top of Ren Jie's head.
Ren Jie nodded crazily in his heart, yes, yes, you can't see it, you can't see it at all. You'd better pick up your own garbage quickly.
And at this moment, I saw a bad smile on Guagua’s face:
"Quagua gua~ If that's the case, then he won't notice that this two-legged beast is using the solitary and widowed technique, right?"
"Human beings are bad guys for destroying the environment. Just curse them to never be able to find a partner and become a single frog forever!"
"The Art of Guagua Curse - Activate!"
At this moment, I saw Guagua lying directly on top of Ren Jie, raising his head and singing loudly:
～(๑՞︶՞)～“A widow~A widow~Who is a widow~He is a widow~”
Ren Jie:! ! !
God knows what strange skills this talking traveling frog has.
What if it really curses?
I still need to find a partner. Our old Ren family cannot live without a wife.
I saw Ren Jie's hair exploded on the spot, and he raised his hand to grab the frog above his head, but he missed it and didn't touch it at all.
Then his hands began to slap the top of his head wildly.
"Go, go, go, go, go and sing, don't curse me, you? I didn't throw the garbage away? As a good young man of the motherland, I have long been committed to the cause of resource recycling, okay? I am a good person. ah!"
Guagua laughed out loud immediately, with a sly smile in his big eyes, and jumped onto Ren Jie's shoulder with a big jump:
"Guaguagua~ You can indeed see me, but with your poor acting skills, you still want to deceive me, Guagua, sir?"
"Hey, this two-legged beast, as the chosen son who can see me, how about helping me with a little help? As long as you help me complete this thing, how about I help you get rid of the loneliness?"
Ren Jie's face turned dark, and he roared angrily without saying anything:
"Qing! There is a talking traveling frog who has given me the solitary and widowed technique. It has threatened my life. Help me eliminate all life forms within three meters of me. Hurry!"
As soon as Ren Jie finished speaking, infinite darkness erupted from his shadow, and even the flying small biting mosquitoes were crushed within three meters of him.
The croak was also hit by the black shadow, and disappeared into little green auras.
Qing said silently:
"Are you sure you're not stupid? Where did the frog come from?"
Ren Jie then breathed a sigh of relief:
"It's okay, it's gone... hiss~"
Before he finished speaking, a little light gathered, and Guagua appeared in front of Ren Jie again, landing on his shoulder, with a teasing look in his eyes:
"Two-legged beast~ It's useless. Just accept your fate. If my true body is not here, you can't destroy me."
Ren Jie's face turned even darker:
"What do you want to do? I was just passing by. I even kindly helped you pick up the trash. You can't do this to me, can you?"
"The solitary and widowed technique is real?"
Guagua said proudly:
"Of course it's true? I told you that as long as you do me a small favor, I will help you get rid of the art of loneliness and widowhood, and give you many, many treasures."
Ren Jie didn't believe in this evil. How could there be such an evil curse in this world?
"Qing? Let me ask you a question, have you ever thought about getting married and having children with me, growing old together and never being separated?"
clear:? ? ?
"Bah! You are such a scumbag. I am so out of my mind that I will marry you and have children? I would rather die!"
Is his head really watty?
Why are you talking to the air and asking such strange questions? Where did the frog come from?
Ren Jie: =͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪ ‧̣̥̇)
giaO!
Could this special meow's solitary skill be true?
"You bastard frog! Why do you rely on me? What kind of favor? Are you asking me to help you pick up trash in the academy?"
Guagua raised his head with a look on his face:
"It's not impossible, what a bastard frog? You have your own name. Do you know that you want to call me Lord Guagua from now on?"
"What I want you to do for me is...well~ help me do a hundred earth-shaking good deeds, and do them in the name of my Lord Gua Gua! The kind of good deeds that need to be known and praised by many people!"
Ren Jie's face turned green!
"You call this a trivial matter? Damn you! I won't do it, I won't do it! I'll be alone for the rest of my life!"
As a scumbag, a devil-contractor, and the third devil, I am very proud of myself for not burning, killing, looting, causing trouble, doing all the bad things, and losing my conscience.
Where can I go to do a hundred earth-shattering good deeds?
He didn't care about Gua Gua while he was talking, turned around and left.
But Guagua was anxious:
"Hey, hey, don't go, don't go? I've been waiting for a long, long time, and you are the only one who can see me, so you are the only one who can help me?"
"After this is done, not only can I help you get rid of the art of loneliness and widowhood, but I can also give you many treasures, right?"
When Ren Jie heard this, he paused and said with bright eyes:
"What baby? Could it be a bunch of bugs?"
Guagua said with a serious face: "When the matter is completed, I can give you my true body."
Ren Jie said with a dark face: "Just die, what do I need a toad for? Do you want to use the solitary and widowed technique on others?"
"Go, go, go~ Don't stop me, I have to do some bad things to relax my body and mind~"
Guagua is anxious:
"Hey~ come back! Your body is a toad! No! My body is a treasure, a fan, a very powerful fan! Is it a treasure left by my master?"
Ren Jie turned back sharply, his eyes intense:
(๑¥﹃ ¥) “Tell me in detail~”
Is this guy a weapon spirit?
magic weapon? Are there any magic weapons in this world?
