Then he picked up a piece of soil with his chopsticks, mustered up the courage to stuff it into his mouth, and started chewing!
(•́Vanщ̛•̀ ٥) "Mwah~bah! Bah, bah, bah!"
I saw two people put on masks of pain on their faces, spitting dirt like crazy, their little white teeth were stained black by dirt, and their mouths were full of fishy smell. (The soil smells really fishy, I took a bite...)
Jiang Jiuli stamped his feet angrily: "Ren Jie! You lied. Did you tell me that this soil is edible?"
Ren Jie laughed out loud when he saw this scene, and sprayed the two of them with a black face.
I said, do you really believe it? Isn't this too cute?
Mo Wanrou's face was dark, but fortunately I was in gorilla form and couldn't eat, otherwise I would have fallen into the pit.
"In order to trick us into eating dirt, you went too far, didn't you? But you really got it in your stomach..."
Ren Jie rolled his eyes:
"Who lied to you? People's physiques cannot be generalized. As a genetic warrior, can't you bear even this little hardship? Only when you eat the earth is the earth, you can take office!"
Jiang Jiuli wiped his mouth with an angry look on his face: "It's true that people's physiques cannot be generalized, so you must have a rustic physique, right?"
Ren Jie: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)?
On the other side, Mei Qian was lying on the ground, stuffing dirt into his mouth with serious eyes.
_(ଵ〰щ̛ଵ ∠)_"M咩咩咩咩~ vomit~ vomit! No, I want to eat! Brother Jie can eat it, why can't I? We are brothers, we must share joys and sorrows, and eat dirt together , vomit~ vomit, cough cough cough ~”
Looking at Mei Qian, Ren Jie was sweating on his forehead and quickly pulled him up from the ground:
"Don't eat it... really don't eat it. I'm just teasing you. Most people can't eat this stuff, and not everyone can do it!"
Mei Qian: (◞‸◟ )…
So I’m doomed to have no money for the rest of my life, right?
Everyone looked at each other, sighed in unison, and their stomachs began to growl again. Just when everyone was emO, Ren Jie couldn't help but smile.
With a snap of his fingers, the snow-white mink came out of Ren Jie's grass skirt. He crossed his waist to reveal his original bag...
Ren Jie directly reached in and took it out:
"Waiting, I'll give you a big meal..."
Mei Qian suddenly opened his mouth: "You...are you a demon pet? Hiss~"
As for Mo Wanrou and Jiang Jiuli, there is nothing shocking, because they have already met...
I saw Ren Jie taking out a quadruple rocket launcher directly from the original bag...
Everyone looked at Ren Jie with black lines on their heads.
"Do you want to treat everyone to a shot?"
The corner of Ren Jie's mouth twitched: "I took it out... I took it out wrong... Wait a minute..."
So under the expectant gaze of everyone, Ren Jie took out a box of Master Kong instant noodles, a drink, ham, sausage, eggs, and even a piece of plastic sheet from Diao Bao's original bag.
Shu Ge knelt down to Ren Jie with a snap:
"God! Brother Jie! You are my god, aren't you?"
They never expected that Ren Jie would bring supplies. Although it was not a big meal, it was definitely enough to satisfy their hunger.
Mo Wanrou's expression suddenly froze: "Wait...can you carry things like this? Why didn't you tell me earlier? You made me carry that backpack as big as a double-door refrigerator all the way?"
Ren Jie spread his hands: ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ “You didn’t ask~”
Mo Wanrou: ~%?…;# *'☆&℃$!
Once the plastic sheet was laid out, it was used as a picnic cloth, and Ren Jie took the initiative to take on the responsibility of cooking. He condensed ice cubes into the instant noodle bucket, then heated them with his hands, and cooked the instant noodles directly.
Then he used the Fire Cloud Palm to fry a candy-centered egg for several people, then tore the ham into pieces and held it with his hands, and the fragrant grilled sausage was ready.
A few people just sat under the tree and ate instant noodles with satisfied expressions on their faces. While eating instant noodles, they didn't forget to stare at Mei Qian.
I saw him slowly tearing open the instant noodle bucket. Apart from a broken noodle cake, there was no seasoning packet at all, not even a fork...
Shu Ge and others looked like they had seen a ghost, and Ren Jie also smacked his lips: "This is really evil..."
Mei Qian smiled brightly: "I'm used to it. If I eat some, I'll..."
While talking, he grabbed the dough and started to chew it, but Ren Jie didn't believe in evil and used clairvoyance. He picked up a bottle of Coke and handed Mei Qian.
"If you open this bottle, I really won't believe it!"
Mei Qian was a little confused, but he still obediently unscrewed the bottle cap. The moment he opened it, the Coke burst out, smacking his face.
Mei Qian was not angry, but looked blankly at the bottle cap in his hand, with the words "One More Bottle" clearly written on it.
At this moment, Mei Qian's eyes widened, with a look of disbelief on his face, tears bursting out, and he threw himself directly into Ren Jie's arms.
(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`) "Brother Jie! You are my lucky star. I am starting to get lucky. Since I was a child, I have never won a prize when buying drinks. Today is the first time. The first time." Yes?"
"I will treasure this bottle cap forever and hang it around my neck!"
Ren Jie's forehead was sweating. Damn...you call this a transfer? Haven't you been slapped with Coke?
How low are your requirements for luck?
Don't hang it around your neck? Exchange it for Coke! Hey!
As the night got darker, several people gathered around the bonfire, each holding a small branch with spicy strips on it and roasting it over the fire. The swaying firelight shone on everyone's face, and the atmosphere was just right...
Ren Jie smiled and tilted his head to look at Jiang Jiuli:
"Hey~ How did you and the orangutan meet? Have you grown up? Orangutan, has your body shape been like this since you were a child? Generally speaking, girls rarely have such a body shape, right?"
Ren Jie did not shy away from this question, but asked it bluntly!
Mo Wanrou hugged her knees and rolled her eyes:
"Good guy, you are so direct. Don't you even call me the goddess?"
"Xiao Li and I only met in high school. As for my body shape... When I was in junior high school, I was slimmer than Xiao Ge..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, even Jiang Jiuli looked in disbelief.
Ren Jie gasped: "So you grew up eating bodybuilding champions?"
Mo Wanrou said with a dark face: "Ah, yes, yes, one bite at a time!"
"At that time, I was very thin, very cute, and had beautiful blond hair. I was soft-tempered, so... I became the target of bullying."
"You know, sometimes you are bullied not because you have done something wrong. There is no reason for those people to bully you. If someone bullies you, others will follow because they think it is cool and gives a sense of accomplishment... "
"They cut off my hair, tore up my books, put pen ink on my clothes, and scribbled on my desk. From the beginning of the bullying, it got worse..."
"They started blocking me from going to the bathroom, blocking me in a corner and rubbing my face with a mop, pinching me, kicking me, and isolating me..."
"I thought about resisting, but I'm too weak and I can't beat them..."
Looking at Mo Wanrou sitting on the ground holding her knees, Ren Jie's expression also darkened.
"and after?"
Mo Wanrou continued: "I don't want to be bullied by those guys anymore, so I am determined to exercise. When they bully me again, I will resist and let them know that I am not easy to bully."
"I want everyone to know that I am not someone to be trifled with as soon as they see me!"
"I exercised day and night, lifting irons, and running, and my body became stronger little by little. It was not until I turned on the gene lock and awakened the ability of the scarab, and combined with exercise, that my physical fitness increased in a straight line."
"I became taller and stronger than everyone else, and no one dared to approach me when walking on the road. I beat up those guys who used to bully me, and I got angry."
"I don't care what others think of me. I like my current body shape. It gives me more confidence and confidence to face all the injustices in the world!"
