The two of them came all the way to Jincheng Happy Valley, which can be regarded as the largest amusement park in Jincheng, with a variety of dazzling entertainment facilities.
Ren Jie bought two package tickets and pushed Tao Yaoyao into the park. As far as he could see, he saw the Ferris wheel, the big pendulum, the merry-go-round, and various thrilling projects.
There are also puppets walking in the square holding balloons, and there is laughter and laughter everywhere...
Tao Yaoyao's eyes were twinkling with little stars, and her hair was boiling with excitement:
٩(๑˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶)۶ "Brother! I want to play with this, this, and that."
"With a package of more than 200 yuan, wouldn't it be a waste if you don't play all the games once?"
Ren Jie grinned: "This is what you said, don't be timid when the time comes."
The two of them headed straight for the super giant loop. On the way there, Tao Yaoyao's eyes were attracted by the milk tea stall next to her. She swallowed and quickly looked away.
But the attentive Ren Jie discovered it and couldn't help laughing:
(๑◔◡◔ิ) "Want to drink? Have a drink if you want?"
Tao Yaoyao's head shook like a rattle:
(ﾟ◠ ﾟ≡ﾟ◠ ﾟ) “Don’t drink it, don’t drink it~ It’s all made with flavors. Various additives are not healthy at all, and they are very expensive, right? I brought water in my schoolbag.”
But Ren Jie turned around and pushed Tao Yaoyao towards the milk tea stall:
"Hey~ don't be restrained. I'll treat you to the first cup of milk tea in autumn. Why do you think so much about it when you go out to have fun? Your brother is now a rich man after all."
"Hehe~Brother Crab~"
“Boss, let’s have two cups of pearl milk tea and add more pearls!”
But Ren Jie shook his head and smiled: "I won't drink. You can drink it yourself. One glass is enough~"
"Okay ~ a cup of pearl milk tea, 15!"
It wasn't that Ren Jie thought it was expensive, but the milk tea didn't appeal to him at all. He even felt a little nauseous looking at it. Instead, he stared at the flower soil in the flower bed and swallowed, feeling a sense of hunger.
The shocked Ren Jie quickly shook his head, looking confused.
What the hell?
At this moment, Tao Yaoyao was looking at her cup of pearl milk tea expectantly.
"Boss~ Adding pearls is free, right?"
"Of course? Do you want more, little girl?"
"Yeah~add more pearls!"
"More!"
“More and more!”
"Not enough...add more!"
At this moment, the pearls in the cup of milk tea are almost full. There is no milk tea, just pearls.
The boss’s face turned dark:
(̿▀̿义▀̿ ̿٥)̄ “What’s wrong? Can I just give you a bowl of pimple soup?”
Tao Yaoyao winced when her boss yelled at her, and she clasped her fingers in embarrassment.
(๑◔₃◔ิ)…
Ren Jie immediately stared, took out two hundred from his pocket and slapped it on the stall.
(ꐦ‾᷄ ⁻ ‾᷅)っ.[$̲̅(̲̅ ͡°ټ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] “Boss, let’s have some pimple soup!”
boss:? ? ?
As soon as these words came out, all the tourists passing by were startled and looked at the milk tea stall in confusion.
Damn it?
Is this milk tea stall quite comprehensive?
Also sells pimple soup? A combination of Chinese and Western?
A minute later, Ren Jie pushed Tao Yaoyao to line up at the super giant loop, while Tao Yaoyao held a pot of black pearl pimple soup in her arms and ate it with a spoon, looking happy...
Immediately, a tourist asked: "Brother? You...where did you buy this pimple soup? I want to eat it too..."
Ren Jie turned back and raised his eyebrows at the milk tea shop:
"Over there~"
After a while, two young men carrying women's bags came to the stall:
(˵ಠʖ̯ಠ˵) “Boss, we also want to buy pimple soup!”
Boss: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)Huh?
I seem to have discovered some new ideas for starting a business?
Selling pimple soup in an amusement park?
…
After waiting in line for a long time, it was finally Ren Jie's turn. The super giant loop is the kind of event where people sit on both ends of a horizontal bar and then spin in circles.
Ren Jie and Tao Yaoyao sat in the first row. Tao Yaoyao sat on the edge and Ren Jie sat next to him.
Next to it, there is a young couple...
The safety lock is down and the facility is ready for start-up.
Tao Yaoyao was so excited that she kept calling Ren Jie to look here and there.
The young man on the side looked unhappy:
(￢俢ꐦ) “Can you stop making so much noise? It’s so annoying. This is the first time I’ve seen someone in a wheelchair participate in a project.”
Ren Jie frowned and looked to the side, while the girl pointed at Tao Yaoyao's ankle:
"Husband, look at her feet?"
When the young man saw it, his eyes suddenly widened:
"Hey~ Magic Mark Disease? What a bad luck! This thing can't be contagious, right? Stay away from me, it's disgusting."
"If you have the magic mark disease, you can just stay at home. Why come to the amusement park and wander around?"
The girl also looked disgusted: "Is it really contagious? Huh~ Husband, let's go down."
"How can I download it if it's already locked? Tsk~"
When Tao Yaoyao heard this, she lowered her head in frustration and pulled her pants down to cover the magic marks on her ankles.
Ren Jie just smiled, said nothing, and silently held Tao Yaoyao's hand.
The next moment, the equipment started up, and the super giant loop began to rotate endlessly, the scenery changed crazily, and the sound of the howling wind filled my ears...
The young couple next to them shouted excitedly and even raised their arms!
⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾“Ah ha ha ha ha ha, ah ha~ It’s so exciting, hubby!”
"How exciting is this? It's just a little kid to me, haha. It would be better if there wasn't that sick guy next to me."
"Hahaha, you are so awesome, hubby!"
Ren Jie couldn't help but have two veins pop up on his forehead, and grinned to the side:
(ꐦ¯ิ ◡ ¯ิ) "Is this exciting? Have you ever jumped on a bungee in the Northeast Rift Valley? Have you ever swum in the Pacific Ocean? Have you ever been on a slide in the Himalayas? Have you ever jumped over a building on a matchstick?"
"Have you been to the scene of a demonic disaster? Have you ever felt life passing by in your arms?"
"It's not exciting enough, is it? Brother, help you~"
Ren Jie's manipulator popped out and unbuckled the four people in the first row at an extremely fast speed.
The young man's face turned pale.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪ ‧̣̥̇) "You...what are you going to do? Don't make trouble, the project is still running, will someone die?"
Ren Jie looked arrogant: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Huh? I can't hear what you are saying~ Can you speak louder?"
"Brother Yang is here to tell you how to play this project~"
As he spoke, the robot hand lit up with a blue light and powered the equipment directly. The first row of safety locks was suddenly short-circuited and lifted up at that time.
At this moment, the super giant loop is reaching its highest point.
The young man was almost frightened!
"Hey, hey, hey~ don't...ah!!!"
The four people in the first row were like big rocks on a catapult. Without the restrictions of the safety lock, they were thrown out directly!
Soar!
━=͟͟͞͞ዽAh~ﾞ
━=͟͟͞͞ኈAhhhh~
━=͟͟͞͞ጿahho~
━=͟͟͞͞ቼ Very cool and spicy~
The young couple's screams were heard in the air, like slaughtering pigs, and they were frightened to tears.
Tao Yaoyao was so excited that she even made a gesture like Superman flying into the sky:
٩( •̀ꇴ•́)୨ "Ah ha ha ha, flying~ the beautiful flying girl has arrived!"
At this moment, the faces of Ren Jie and the tourists in the back row turned pale with fright.
Damn it!
What about the four people in the front row?
Dumped?
Damn it! Then we...
"Ahhhhh!"
The tourists on the facility collectively screamed, creating an emotional fog.
The young couple who was projected out were frightened to tears and were about to fall to the ground.
Flames burst out under Ren Jie's feet, he grabbed the woman, then popped out the mechanical arm, grabbed the young man, and brought the two of them to the ground smoothly.
The woman's legs were weak and she sat slumped on the ground, her hair like a chicken coop. As for the man, he was kneeling on the ground with a look of horror on his face, and there were even wet tears on his face.
Ren Jie held his nose and looked disgusted:
(๑¯ิก ¯ิ) "Is this time... exciting enough? Are you going out on the street before your bowel and bladder functions are fully developed? Are you very big-hearted?"
"It also allows you to experience the feeling of flying freely."
"Next time you go out, watch your mouth. Don't spray shit anywhere. Get out of my sight, or I'll tear both of your mouths apart."
The man didn't dare to say anything. He covered his pants and his face turned green, while the woman looked at her partner in horror.
A burst of green wind blows...
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪ ∠)_“vomit~vomit~”
"You...you pulled your pants?"
"No! Really not! I thought it was just a fart. Hey, hey, hold it in, hold it in, are you?"
At this moment, Tao Yaoyao was suspended in mid-air, looking at Ren Jie with admiration:
(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷̥́ωᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) “Brother~”
Ren Jie grinned:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧ "Leave? Next project?"
