As soon as it dawned in the morning, I heard a commotion in the old residential area.
An Ning went downstairs to open the business. As soon as he opened the rolling shutter, he saw many women in pajamas on the street, a crying sister-in-law, and an old woman on crutches chattering without knowing what they were talking about.
There were also a dozen shirtless men with fierce looks on their faces, looking around for something.
Even the Sheriff came.
It’s not so lively during the Chinese New Year, right?
An Ning was a little confused:
(°～°〃)? "Meiling sister? What happened this morning?"
Meiling immediately stepped forward and pulled An Ning away.
"Quick! Go back to the house and check to see if you've lost any of your underwear or shorts."
"Something happened... something big happened?"
Upon hearing this, An Ning became even more puzzled: "What's going on?"
When someone asked, the women and aunts on the street immediately became furious.
"Sister, you don't know, there is an underwear thief in our community. In the entire old residential area, all the girls' underwear hanging on the balcony has been lost."
"More than that? Not only the ones that were hanging out, but also the ones that were washed and put in the cabinets were thrown away. From the 93-year-old old lady to the little sister-in-law who goes to school, no one was spared."
"In one night, 1,073 households in the entire community were robbed. If he sells the original flavor on the website, how much money will he make? Will he go crazy?"
An Ning's eyes widened, and her world view was shattered.
Stealing the entire neighborhood overnight? The underwear thief is really busy here?
By the way...someone is really willing to spend money to buy a 93-year-old lady...hiss~
The more he talked, the angrier they became.
"Not only was the thing in the cabinet stolen, I...I wore it when I went to bed last night, but it was gone when I woke up the next morning, and I didn't even notice it. He...he did something to me, wuwu Woo~"
"He even stole everything he was wearing!"
"More than that! My husband's battle-damaged Kuchazi with four holes in it has disappeared. Do you think this is a human doing?"
"Sister...you need to calm down first. Seriously, don't you give your husband some pocket money to buy him a new Kuchazi?"
The residents in the community are completely crazy.
Those old men’s eyes were red with anger!
"Don't let me know who did it, or else I'll end up with my head and fart!"
The Sheriff was also covering his face at this moment. After so many years of work, this was the first time he had seen such a perverted case.
There are no clues at all, and nothing can be found in the surveillance video. Now we can only confirm that for such a large workload, it must be someone who is very familiar with the community, or perhaps a gang committed the crime.
But there are too few clues and the investigation has stalled.
An Ning was also scared at this moment: "Could it be...could it be when those people from Shanhe Group were doing volunteer work last night..."
As soon as this was mentioned, the crowd immediately became excited.
"Yes, yes! It's very possible? Sheriff, please check the Shanhe Group. Last night..."
It was early in the morning, and the residential area was not as lively as usual.
An Ning hurried back to her room and breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that nothing was missing.
"By the way, Yaoyao..."
I saw An Ning running towards Ren Jie's room again and opened the door directly.
"Yaoyao, get up, I'm telling you, there was a criminal in the community last night..."
Before she finished speaking, An Ning's eyes widened and she turned to stone on the spot.
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ口Ŏ ‧̣̥̇)…
I saw that the room of more than ten square meters was directly filled with colorful underwear and shorts, which was called a mountain of piles.
Ren Jie's whole body was buried in a pile of underwear, and he was fast asleep, with a hood over his head.
An Ning's worldview exploded again.
The underwear thief... I've found it!
Everyone has recovered the stolen goods, and all the witnesses and material evidence are there!
Hearing the sound of the door opening, Ren Jie scratched his head:
(๑⁼̴ ～ก̀) “Hmm~ What’s wrong?”
peaceful:! ! !
I saw him slamming the door shut, pretending as if he had never come in before, looking shocked, and wandering back to his room.
Ren Jie still woke up, and just as he was about to rub his eyes, a small white vest was pulled directly from his head.
"Um?"
When he opened his eyes again and saw the underwear piled all over the room, he felt dumbfounded.
Σ(유口유|||) “Holy shit!”
This sound of "fuck" immediately made Tao Yaoyao wake up from his sleep and sit up in a daze.
(๑⁼̴ ࡇ ⁼̴) "Brother? What's wrong?"
Ren Jie was so frightened that he rushed over, pulled the quilt, and directly took out a sister's burrito, then sealed it up and down, and rolled it into a caterpillar for Tao Yaoyao.
Tao Yaoyao was seen twisting and turning on the bed.
"Uh-huh~ Let me go, brother! Have you done something shameful? Let me see! Let me see! I don't have to be a human!"
Ren Jie was numb at the moment. Damn, what's going on?
Where did these old underwear come from?
Could it be that after all the emotional fog was used up last night, my demonic original sin came online, and I turned on the perverted mode, so I went out to steal these underwear while sleepwalking in the middle of the night?
Ren Jie's head felt heavy and he quickly checked the Jinghu space.
As a result, I was even more confused when I saw it.
The surface of the lake was filled with emotional mist, the amount of which was frightening. I had never seen so much when I was showing love to the pigeons in the square.
Where does this... where does this emotional fog come from?
Going out the window, I could see people from Wuyangwuyang in the community following the sheriff looking for clues.
Ren Jie's face turned darker.
No wonder there was so much emotional fog, he now knew where the underwear came from.
If he wasn't sleepwalking, who else could he be?
At this moment, the pure white treasure-stealing ferret crawled out from the pile of underwear.
Seeing that Ren Jie had woken up, he quickly pulled several pieces of underwear and stuffed them into his hands like a treasure, as if he was offering courtesy.
Treasure-stealing mink?
Steal! precious!
On a sunny day, a big thunderbolt struck Ren Jie on the head.
Depend on!
Did this little guy steal the co-authorship after working all night?
What are you doing stealing underwear?
By the way, these pants with four holes in them were really worn by people?
Do you have teeth on your butt?
I saw Ren Jie grabbing the treasure-stealing marten and shaking it wildly.
"You are really crazy, aren't you? What are you doing stealing this thing? Are you going to sew a quilt cover to make a cassock? Or are you making Baijia cloth?"
The treasure-stealing mink looked aggrieved and pointed at the drawer that Ren Jie had packed yesterday.
Ren Jie put his hand on his forehead and asked: Did he pack Tao Yaoyao's tank tops, shorts, etc. yesterday, making him think that those were his cherished treasures?
Just steal these old ones and give them to me to show your courtesy?
Ren Jie really didn't know what to say at this moment and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Hurry! Pack it up for me quickly. If you stole it tonight, you will return it to me!"
"Otherwise, I'll use you as a scarf and a scarf!"
With a sad face, the treasure-stealing marten landed in the pile of underwear. A white light flashed on its belly, and there was an opening for the original bag, and then it stuffed the underwear inside one by one.
While stuffing it, he looked at Ren Jie pitifully.
Ren Jie's mouth twitched, good guy, with such a small body, how can this guy's treasure bag be so big?
It would be good to use it as a space backpack, right?
I looked at the time and saw that it was almost too late. Today was the test for becoming a full-time official in Si Yao Hall.
"Be honest at home and wait until I get home."
After saying that, Ren Jie picked up his schoolbag and walked out of the room.
"Aunt An Ning, I'm not going to have breakfast. I'm going to Si Yao Hall first~"
However, An Ning took Ren Jie's arm seriously:
(｡･ˇ‸ˇ･) "Xiaojie~ Why don't you... find a partner? Auntie will fully support you. You are so old and... you have reached the age where you should find a partner. If you keep holding it in like this, you will get hurt. Right?"
Ren Jie:? ? ?
Why did Aunt An Ning suddenly say this so early in the morning?
"Hahaha, what are you talking about? I'm still a child. It's too early to find a partner. Let's go."
An Ning's face was full of worry: "Xiaojie~ When you go out and meet the Sheriff, just hide away. Don't get caught~"
Ren Jie:? ? ?
