What?
I just came to see my wife, why don’t I want to live anymore?
Cui Xiangdong was confused by the words of the old gatekeeper. Monk Zhang Er was confused.
The old janitor looked at him with deep eyes and retracted his head from the window.
Cui Xiangdong understood instantly.
He immediately walked into the reception room holding the flowers, closed the door and took out a box of cigarettes, handed one to the old man, and placed it casually on the table.
"White? What kind of cigarette is this? Hey, it's quite easy to smoke."
The old man's eyes lit up and he put the box of white skins in his pocket.
From his movements following the smoke, Cui Xiangdong could easily tell that he had done this job before.
call.
When the old man exhaled a puff of smoke with a satisfied look on his face, Cui Xiangdong's phone rang.
The caller turned out to be his former Seventeenth Aunt——
"Cui Xiangdong, please see me off the day after tomorrow. I asked Lou Xiaolou, and she said that there is a mountain village hotel on the other side of Qingshan with an elegant environment and gurgling streams. You can also lie on the window sill and watch the moon sway. When the time comes, I will Wash yourself whiter and spray yourself more fragrantly. I hope it can leave a final impression on you. I also hope that in the days to come, you will feel better when you think of other men treating Qi Shi like this. See you there or see you, that’s all.”
After Shang Huang finished speaking, he ended the call with a beep.
Which hotel is a certain mountain village hotel?
Lie on the windowsill, watch the moon, and shake a woolen yarn?
Who would fight Seventeen like Cui Xiangdong?
Why does he feel better when he thinks about this?
It’s simply baffling——
Cui Xiangdong put down the phone and smiled at the old janitor: "Sir, please tell me."
cough.
The old gatekeeper began to talk.
A long time ago, a very beautiful girl came to the Panlong County Bureau.
Although this girl has a face all day long, making herself look like an iceberg, and has an extraordinary status, she still cannot stop many young people who "love beauty, everyone has it" from trying to get close to her. Finally, marry her home.
What is secretly shocking is that this girl not only dared to inquire about the Coiling Dragon Zombie on the street, but also fought against the zombies in the guest house at midnight one day!
Afterwards, nothing happened to her.
People were secretly amazed, but finally a young man who was outstanding in all aspects, like Cui Xiangdong, came to the county bureau with flowers in hand, wanting to offer his true love to this girl!
However, after this girl learned about it, she neither expressed disgust nor gave any blows, nor did she smile like a flower. She completely regarded the person who was courting as a transparent person and didn't even look at him.
"But! On the night of the young man's courtship of Bureau Qin, the Coiling Dragon Zombie visited him."
The old doorman raised his head, glanced out the window, and lowered his voice and said: "The young man living in the hotel was so frightened that he went crazy! Fortunately, he was a foreigner and had no female relatives, so nothing more terrible happened. I also heard that , he comes from the magical capital of the southern metropolis. He came here to do business just after the Spring Festival, and was picked up by his family on the third day after the incident. But our Qin Bureau does not know about this. "
Young people come from Magic City?
Did you come here to do business after the Spring Festival?
How could he, a businessman from other places, dare to pursue Lao Mie?
When Cui Xiangdong thought of this, a big black and shiny brush came to mind.
But he was asking: "Uncle, why doesn't Bureau Qin know?"
"Who dares to tell Bureau Qin about this kind of thing?"
The old gatekeeper whispered: "What makes everyone even more worried is that after this incident, many people said that our Bureau Qin was the bride chosen by the Coiling Dragon Zombie. Otherwise, why would Bureau Qin be so cold all day long? No smile at all? Otherwise, how could Bureau Qin dare to inquire about the Coiling Dragon Zombie on the street, but nothing happened? Otherwise, how could Bureau Qin not suffer any backlash after fighting the zombies one night? "
Corpse Bride!
Everything the old janitor talked about finally came together in these four words.
In later generations, Corpse Bride will be the name of a movie, or a small game, or more likely an online novel.
But in this day and age.
When the old janitor and others mentioned "zombie brides", they would only think of Qin Xiren from the county bureau as a bride targeted by the Coiling Dragon Zombie.
And the analysis has very good reasons!
"Young man, no matter how brave you are, you certainly wouldn't dare compete with zombies for your bride, right?"
For the sake of the good box of cigarettes, the old janitor kindly advised Cui Xiangdong not to lay flowers to our beloved Qin Bureau in broad daylight.
hehe.
Cui Xiangdong smiled, walked out of the communication room, and looked up at the sun in the sky.
At this time, people were coming and going outside the county bureau.
There are also police officers who are out on duty and returning to the county station, coming in and out.
Some people noticed Cui Xiangdong, while others didn't.
Cui Xiangdong didn't care about that, and suddenly shouted at the top of his voice: "People coming from the south, people going north, please listen to what I have to say!"
Huh?
Is this man a psychopath, or did he come to the county bureau to redress his grievances and tell the world about his grievances?
Look, look.
Everyone who heard Cui Xiangdong's shout subconsciously stopped and looked at him.
"What the hell is that dragon-coiling zombie? If you can, I'll pop it out and watch me stomp his balls off!"
Cui Xiangdong shouted: "I have lived so long that I don't believe that there are any bullshit zombies in this world. Tonight, I will be in Panlong County, waiting for the bullshit zombies to come to me."
The old janitor's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly raised his hand and slammed the door and window shut.
The faces of the passers-by at the gate of the county bureau also changed drastically.
Several police officers entering and leaving the county bureau quickly walked up to him, preparing to drive away this crazy guy at the gate of the county bureau.
But the next moment.
Everyone heard Cui Xiangdong shouting: "Qin Xiren from the Panlong County Bureau is my wife! If anyone talks nonsense again and says she is a zombie bride from Panlong County, I will slap him in the mouth."
ah?
You said Bureau Qin is your wife?
The expressions of several police officers who wanted to chase him away changed again.
"Qin Xiren from the Panlong County Bureau is my wife! Damn you bullshit Panlong zombie."
After Cui Xiangdong declared his sovereignty again, he immediately turned around and walked quickly into the county compound holding the bouquet of roses.
It was quiet inside and outside the gate of the county bureau. Many people looked at Cui Xiangdong, with pity gradually appearing in their eyes.
Cui Xiangdong doesn't care what others think of him.
After he walked into the office building with only roses in his arms, he asked a police officer to find out where Qin Xiren was in the office, and then walked up the stairs.
Xiren's office is on the easternmost side of the third floor.
An open corridor with a long cement guardrail.
Overlooks the yard and the road outside.
Toot.
When the internal phone rang, Xiren was listening to the commander of the Dongguan Town Police Station, Chang Ma, reporting to her the specific follow-up procedures after the fight.
"I am Qin Xiren."
Xiren picked up the phone and put it to his ear.
"Bureau Qin, I am Lao Zhang who is guarding the gate."
The caretaker said in a respectful tone: "Just now, a young man with flowers in his arms shouted in the street that you were his wife. I couldn't stop him, and now he is looking for you at the office building."
What?
When Xiren was stunned for a moment, he saw a bouquet of flowers being held by someone and appeared at the door.
what is your job--
When Lao Ma saw a young man coming in without knocking, he immediately stood up with a frown and was about to scold him in a low voice.
I saw the young man looking at Qin Xiren and asking with a smile: "Honey, I'm here to see you. Are you surprised or surprised?"
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Wanzhi and Cui have nothing to do with each other.
Just like in the private room of Jiaozi Group restaurant, while giving him some benefits, I also want to get peace from it.
My Dong brother is really a gentleman——
Still available at 8pm!