Cui Xiangdong's face is much thicker than Lou Xiaolou's.
While tying his belt, he complained dissatisfiedly: "Old Fang, you can be considered a quality person no matter what. When you come to someone else's house, why don't you shout in the yard first or knock on the door before entering? Fortunately, mine My psychological quality is very strong. If this frightens me, do you think you have to be responsible?"
Damn it!
Fang Linyu, who was standing at the door, was so angry at Cui Xiangdong's words that he almost had a cerebral thrombosis.
She bent down, took off the other shoe, and smashed it over: "Bitch thief! Whose home is this? Ang! When I go back to my daughter's home, I have to say hello first? You bastard, you don't even bother to open the door." You dare to fool around, and you are so damn right. Don’t run away, let me beat you to death.”
Not running?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not stupid -
Cui Xiangdong dodged the leather shoe in time, jumped up and rushed into the bedroom.
When he slammed the door, he smiled lewdly: "Sister Xiaolou, let's continue playing and ignore that old thing."
Woohoo——
Fang Linyu was really mad when he heard the sound his daughter made when her mouth was blocked.
Put down the big and small bags in your hands, roll up your sleeves, pick up the feather duster, and kick down the door to teach your son.
As soon as she lifted her feet, she heard her daughter gasping from behind the door and asked: "Maybe that old guy is going to kick in the door. Let's escape by jumping out the back window and go play in the woods behind?"
Fang Linyu——
Lou Xiaolou, you evil girl.
I raised you like this for nothing.
I'm so angry.
Fang Linyu, who was extremely angry, suddenly lost his temper.
Although the evil girl is unfilial, she is the flesh that fell from her own body after all.
Although the dog thief deserves to die, he is still the man of evil women.
This old thing like her——
Why.
Fang Linyu suddenly felt that he was a redundant person. He could only curse the thief and the evil girl in a low voice. He casually pulled on the small slippers that the evil girl had lost and walked into the kitchen carrying large and small bags.
She would rather vent all her anger on cooking than pay attention to the thief and the naughty girl.
Over the next hour or so.
Fang Linyu was busy in the kitchen alone.
The couple in the bedroom laughed wildly from time to time.
She was so angry——
never mind.
One is his biological son, and the other is a thief that he admires, so why should he be acquainted with them?
After all, they are still young. Not only do they have to work during the day, they also have to wear various masks and interact with different people, which is really tiring.
We finally have a chance to hang out together and relax together, which is also good for our physical and mental health.
When she first married Lao Lou, wasn't she like a naughty girl? As soon as Lao Lou came home, she dragged her into the bedroom, showing all kinds of disgusting behavior?
"If the dog thief doesn't behave like this with the evil girl, then I will be worried. Well, I will just be a blind man and a deaf man. I will just be their nanny and serve these two ancestors."
After Fang Ju thought about it, he suddenly felt that he was so great.
Inexplicably full of energy——
"Get out and feed the pigs."
After setting a table of delicious food, Fang Linyu kicked the bedroom door and yelled.
Another long time passed.
The dog thief, whose face was covered with saliva marks, walked out holding on to women's slippers.
The girl with disheveled clothes, messy hair, and waning youth between her brows walked into the bathroom with her bare feet, pretending to be a normal person, humming something like Rose Lover.
"Old Fang, I never thought that a rough guy like you could have such superb cooking skills."
A certain dog thief sat on the sofa, picked up a gold ingot shrimp without washing his hands, put it in his mouth and chewed it.
He said with satisfaction: "How about you quit your job and work as a cook in my house. Apart from cooking, washing my socks, sweeping the floor and wiping the table, you don't have to worry about anything. I'll give it to you every month. The salary is guaranteed to be more than what you make at work.”
Fang Linyu lowered his eyes: "If you want to die, just cough hard."
Cough, cough, cough.
The thief coughed a few times, but before Fang Linyu picked up the feather duster, he pulled her daughter's slippers and ran into the bathroom.
Look at the bathroom door.
Listen again to the slutty laughter that the doggy couple made when they got tired of being together inside.
Fang Linyu felt so embarrassed, so she ran out quickly, closed the courtyard door, and left the door latch behind.
look up.
Looking at the moon in the sky, he whispered: "Maybe, this is what home feels like?"
A long time ago.
After finally washing the saliva off their faces, the couple walked out of the bathroom one after another.
Fang Linyu is already full——
strangeness.
After Fang Ju was so angry with this pair of bitches, he had a huge appetite and ate much more than before.
Ignoring the dog thief who sat on the sofa opposite and held Miss Xiaolou in his arms, feeding each other, Fang Linyu started watching TV.
Half an hour passed.
Fang Linyu turned around and scolded the thief who was playing with the naughty girl while eating: "Mom, that's enough! Feed the pigs quickly. After feeding, let's get down to business."
"What's the rush?"
Before the dog thief could say anything, the naughty girl complained dissatisfiedly: "It's still early at dawn anyway. Besides, after tonight, I don't know when I will be so happy next time."
Oh shit.
I'll let you, bitch, talk back.
He was so shameless that he got to this point——
Fang Linyu picked up the feather duster and slapped the evil girl hard on the butt.
ah!
The dog thief screamed in pain and hurriedly retracted his left hand from his pants.
Giggle——
The evil girl laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly, her feet kicked quickly in the air, and she stuck out her tongue and made a face at Old Fang.
"Deserved it."
Fang Linyu looked at the dog thief whose back was swollen and couldn't help but smile.
Finally had enough to eat and drink.
Lou Xiaolou drank three cups of jasmine and sat on Cui Xiangdong's lap again, looking very ladylike.
"Lao Fang, I invited Mayor Yuan, Shang Huang and others to Daming Lake this afternoon."
Cui Xiangdong held Sister Xiaolou in his left hand, corrected his attitude, and began to tell what happened this afternoon.
Fang Linyu listened very carefully.
But when Cui Xiangdong said in a proud tone that he got the position of county secretary from the middleman Shang Yuan Wanzhi, he didn't think about it at all and frowned: "Xiangdong, you are missing."
Um?
Cui Xiangdong was stunned for a moment.
Fang Linyu said slowly: "You have made it so clear how important Jiao Niannu is to Yunhu Jiaozi, to the entire Yunhu County, even to the entire Tiandong Province, and even to the country. Based on Secretary Lixin's awareness, you must Can you deeply understand the horror of this rumor? You will definitely express your strongest dissatisfaction with some people. Some people may not be afraid of Secretary Lixin’s anger, but they are definitely afraid of the elderly, and they will really do something to them. knife."
Cui Xiangdong nodded.
Lou Xiaolou also calmed down and looked solemn.
"Therefore, if I were Yuan Wanzhi, I would be lower than a city secretary, so don't expect me to be satisfied."
Fang Linyu said in a calm tone: "Just Yuan Wanzhi, haha, I dare say that she will be more ruthless than me. She even dares to ask for a deputy secretary! But you only want a county secretary. In this way, Yuan Wanzhi will Zhi just got the benefit of being a city secretary for the Xiao family in vain."
Cui Xiangdong——
I finally understand why Wei Lie described Fang Linyu as "the two most terrifying women" who can be on par with Yuan Wanzhi.
Don't say anything else.
Just because she dared to assert that Yuan Wanzhi wanted someone to be a deputy, Cui Xiangdong and Lou Xiaolou couldn't compare.
"Aunt Wanzhi lied to me again. She said I could win for the city secretary. Auntie is so evil, but I am so stupid."
While Cui Xiangdong was blaming himself secretly, Lou Xiaolou spoke: "Mom, in the evening, your secretary Xiao Tao called me. He said that Deputy Director Wang of your bureau almost made you angry to death?"
