Who knows——
How much imagination did Cui Xiangdong have to show in order to deceive Lou Yitai and help him untie the rope from his leg, so that his brother could send his warmest greetings to Lou Yitai?
He went through all the people who could be crooked in his mind.
The first person to bear the brunt is Sister Xiaolou.
It has no effect, just because the two of them are too familiar, like an old married couple.
Next is the ex-wife.
There was no reaction, just because the shadow of his ex-wife in his heart was getting weaker and weaker.
Shang Huang?
It's not that bad, just because she is too proactive, but men are just things that they don't cherish very much and come to her door on their own initiative.
Sister Xiaosu?
That’s interesting!
Xiaorouer?
hey-hey.
Black silk secret?
It will only make people feel sorry for her and reluctant to hurt her.
Attacking someone's wife?
It doesn’t seduce men at all!
Seducing a man?
An idea flashed in Cui Xiangdong's mind, and he thought of a certain aunt.
He was a top master in seducing men, especially when he was in love, the hissing sound he made from his mouth was extremely sexy.
then.
Cui Xiangdong imagined the hissing sound in his mind, successfully overcoming his current fear and getting the effect he wanted.
He dares to swear to God——
After Lou Yitai saw this swelling phenomenon, he would definitely be angry and swear to cut it off with his own hands!
But his legs were tied together.
Lou Yitai, who was so ashamed and angry, had a high probability of helping him untie the rope on his leg in order to facilitate cutting.
really.
Lou Yitai looked down and was stunned for a moment after clearly seeing the expansion phenomenon with the help of the motorcycle's light.
Then his face suddenly turned red.
In the end, there was the overwhelming murderous intention of feeling humiliated!
"Haha, you are really an interesting person. When the dog's life is about to be harvested, you can still be full of dirty thoughts. I admire you, I really admire you. Okay, then I will help you."
Lou Yitaiyin smiled and stretched out his hand: "I'll start here first! This will prevent you from causing trouble after becoming a ghost."
What harm?
She suddenly stopped talking.
Instead, his eyes gradually became weird, his mouth was half-opened, and his head was lowered and he no longer moved.
It was as if someone had tapped his acupoints all at once.
"What's wrong with this bitch? She won't rely on the sharpness of the knife to operate on me through my pants, right? If that's the case, wouldn't I be self-defeating?"
Cui Xiangdong was furious.
But he had no choice but to quickly drive the shadow of his aunt out of his mind, hoping to cut the rope quickly.
Damn Zhu Laoliu, the rope is tied too tight.
Damn switchblade, why isn't it sharpened?
Gudeng.
Cui Xiangdong, who was worried in his heart, suddenly heard this voice.
What sound?
This is the sound of people swallowing their saliva after seeing something delicious.
But this voice definitely did not come from Cui Xiangdong.
It seemed that there were only him and Lou Yitai in the world.
Anyway, Cui Xiangdong, who was almost frightened to death after making a mistake, would never slobber.
So who is swallowing the saliva?
He stared blankly at his Lou Yitai.
With the help of the motorcycle's headlights, the drool was falling like a drizzle in March, and it was particularly clear under the light.
"Wo rough!"
Cui Xiangdong was in a state of despair and cursed secretly: "Don't you ladies want to cut it and then roast it on the spot and enjoy it as a delicacy?"
call.
Lou Yitai slowly raised his head.
With an evil smile on his face: "Qin Dong, are you scared? Hey, hey."
Is Cui Xiangdong just afraid?
It should be said that I am very, very afraid!
But he still asked in a trembling voice: "Why did your mouth leak like that?"
"This is my biggest secret, you want to know?"
Lou Yitai didn't mind at all, letting Cui Xiangdong see the "grand scene" that made her drool, and she didn't even want to wipe her saliva.
"I do not want to know."
Cui Xiangdong said decisively: "Because I know very well that the more secrets you know, the faster you will die."
"But I have to tell you, Gudeng. Gudeng. This secret of mine is so heavy that I can't breathe. Gudeng. Even if I tell it to my best sister, I can only feel more relaxed. Gudeng. Hum. I decided to tell you tonight."
Lou Yi couldn't help but smile coquettishly and kept mumbling.
A person who is about to die, even if he knows her biggest secret, so what?
Even if she did something she had never thought of before sending this beast to die, so what?
Even if she is dirty——
Dead people cannot speak!
As long as no one knows, then she is clean.
Why is Lou Yitai like this?
Just because after holding the handle in her hand, she suddenly felt as if she was being shocked by an electric shock, and thought of poor Chen Shigang.
"Since Chen Shigang can't give me what I want and prevent me from enjoying the happiness I deserve. So what if I use this dead man to experience true happiness? No one knows anyway!"
This idea became stronger and stronger, completely swaying Lou Yitai, who was known for his calmness.
It made her extremely excited, and her body couldn't help but tremble.
"I just want to experience life, and it has nothing to do with betraying Chen Shigang! I am also a human being, and a woman with very special requirements. I have the right to get what I want without affecting my reputation!"
The more Lou Yitai thought about it, the more it made sense.
Cui Xiangdong said hurriedly: "I won't listen to your secrets, and I definitely won't."
Giggle——
Lou Yitai laughed strangely a few times and clicked his lips: "I can't help but listen. Who asked you to make that request to me? Alas. In fact, my secret is nothing more than that when I was a child. It’s normal. But as an adult, this damn body has undergone changes that I can’t control. It just so happens that my man is a toothpick.”
It's over.
I'm dead.
Why hasn't this damn switchblade cut the rope yet?
Cui Xiangdong cursed in his heart.
But he could only pretend to be calm, enjoy the scene of endless drool, and ask: "What next?"
"Then, I am now under the most direct temptation. I have decided to fulfill your last request. Through your last request, I can experience firsthand what real life is like."
Lou Yitai giggled and asked, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Cui Xiangdong——
How do you say this?
Who can give Cui Xiangdong a reasonable explanation?
He just wanted to use some reason to anger this bitch and trick her into untying the rope that bound his legs.
But why didn't she follow the script?
Unable to untie the rope.
Just unbutton your pants——
Damn it!
Cui Xiangdong, who was full of confusion, used the headlights of his motorcycle to see the grand scene of "day and night" again.
"Dear Mr. Qin Dong, please open your eyes to appreciate and enjoy. You will never be able to appreciate or enjoy happiness while you are alive."
After folding the last piece of clothing and putting it on the motorcycle, Lou Yitai, wearing only a pair of small leather shoes, with the most evil smile on his face, clasping his waist with his hands, walked back to Cui Xiangdong with cat steps.
She looked down.
Eyes full of evil are getting brighter and brighter.
Saliva can drown ten thousand ants.
It was more like a beggar who had never had enough to eat in thirty years and finally saw the most sumptuous Man-Han Banquet.
"This is mine, I'm here."
She murmured something with difficulty, her eyes full of spring.
"Hey, don't mess around."
Cui Xiangdong was shocked.
He yelled angrily, "I'm a seven-foot man, I can't be killed! Get out of my way! Damn it, it hurts."
