What?
Swallowing Snake came to Qingshan to take up a post just to be an enemy of Cui Xiangdong?
Fake, Fake again!
Why are all the top three subjects I discovered in Qingshan related to that bastard Cui Xiangdong?
Crazy Leopard is his leader and has an extraordinary relationship with him.
Automatic Leopard is his little secretary, policewoman Snake is his wife, and he also drinks Red Dress Snake's daughter Hong.
The good wife goat is the woman he proposes to, and the little dairy goat is his forbidden love.
Even the rattlesnake who is said to be coming to Qingshan is his elder.
And Nanshui Hongyan, who is coming to Qingshan, will definitely know him.
Fortunately, the Dali sheep that were kidnapped in Xiangjiang had nothing to do with him——
Vaco!
Brother Tu roared secretly, wishing he could find Cui Xiangdong immediately, grab his neck with both hands, strangle him to death and pull him down.
Cui Xiangdong’s neck——
It must be because my sleeping posture is incorrect when I have a high fever, my neck is stiff and I am always uncomfortable.
Especially after finally eating and drinking, and after recovering from a serious illness, I feel a little sleepy.
In addition, the old dead dog bit Lu Dongbin and did not understand his husband's heart, which made him inexplicably upset. He was so mentally ill that he just wanted to sleep.
But couldn't sleep.
Today is the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, a good day for Shang Huang and other six new team members to take office collectively.
No matter how sleepy or tired he was, he still had to work up his energy to get in the car and waved to the little pervert: "Let's go."
The car starts.
Looking at Cui Xiangdong sitting in the passenger seat, always yawning and crying, shaking his neck, looking listless, he said with special concern: "How about I find a steel needle to prick you from time to time? To cheer you up?”
Cui Xiangdong——
He raised his left hand suddenly, slapped the black stocking leg hard, and cursed: "If you dare to talk nonsense to me again, believe it or not, I will slap you to death?"
"Do not believe!"
Hearing that he was shuddering from being slapped, he answered with a meaningless expression and a firm tone.
Cui Xiangdong——
never mind.
He really didn't have much energy to get angry with this little pervert, so he could only snort: "If you become my secretary, I will lose at least ten years of my life."
Cui Xiangdong felt filled with tears when he mentioned this matter.
Habitually started to chatter——
"If I use a male secretary, he will only respect me."
"Even if I have to use a female secretary, I will only use someone like Rou'er."
"You are well-behaved, sensible, and gentle. The most important thing is that you never make me angry."
"How does it look like you?"
"I say one thing to you, and you have ten words waiting for me."
"The most disgusting thing is that when I hit you, you dared to hit me!"
"Little pervert, listen, sister Ting, can you disappear from my world?"
"Originally, I found a wife who was extinct, and I had to serve my sister-in-law who was always pestering me. It was already tiring."
"With you, how will I live my life?"
He beeped his car, listened to the melody of "I am your lover, a woman like a rose" and drove his car leisurely.
Big perverts love to be pretentious!
I didn't bother to argue with him until I heard it.
Afraid that she couldn't control her temper, she suddenly stopped the car on the side of the road, pushed him down on the passenger seat, and gave him a good punch.
But the car has entered the county town, and he is still beeping.
Complain and listen to the various shortcomings around him——
Tired of hearing this!
He glared and shouted in a low voice: "Big pervert, shut up! This morning Rou'er and I were cooking in the kitchen, but you sneaked in and counted 1234 with your mouth. Why didn't you say this?"
Cui Xiangdong——
"Bah! What a hypocrite."
Hearing this made him spit on his face and said contemptuously: "You've had enough to eat and have fun, and you want to drive me away again. Who are you? If you give me an advantage and act like a good boy, believe it or not, I will punish you for what you did this morning." His heinous crimes were made public to the public? Rou'er and I are both innocent and good children! But we were played in the claws and foul mouth of you together! Bah! Scum, pervert, hypocrite."
Cui Xiangdong——
Silently he raised his hand to wipe his face and turned to look out the car window.
The moon this morning is really big and bright.
As for the incident of him chattering incessantly and being spat on twice by others, as long as he doesn't say it or listens and doesn't say it, it means it never happened.
Seeing him shut up obediently when he was wrong, it was enough to just listen.
Not to mention taking the quarrel and bickering just now seriously.
How can the chopsticks fail to touch the bowl?
Anyway, I really like it, keeping this interesting relationship with the big pervert.
The secretaries of other leaders either serve the leader cautiously all day long; or they flatter and run around all day long to please them; or they just rely on their looks to have an affair with the leader.
How can those little secretaries find this little secretary happy?
In front of Cui Xiangdong, she could cry if she wanted to, laugh if she wanted to, and just roll up her sleeves if she wanted to beat him up!
Why.
This is real life.
For Ting Ting, this kind of life can be applied to the idiom "I am happy but don't miss Shu".
That is Lebusi Daddy——
Even by Cui Xiangdong's side, even Wei Lie, who was still standing in 001, had forgotten about it.
Little heartless.
But there is one thing to say, Ting Ting can always provide Cui Xiangdong with the most standard secretarial service when in front of others.
The car stopped and after opening the door, she quickly walked around the front of the car and opened the passenger door.
Putting one hand on top of the car door and respectfully asking Cui Xiangdong to get out of the car, a gentle voice reminded him: "Boss, be careful of touching your brain."
Cui Xiangdong——
All I can say is that I really can’t have this little secretary!
but.
If anyone really dares to compete with Cui Xiangdong, he will definitely roll up his sleeves.
Listen to what it feels like to be with him, why wouldn't he like it?
You can scold me if you want, beat you if you want to, and eat if you want to eat.
Tsk tsk, I feel happy just thinking about it!
"At noon, you can find a place to eat by yourself."
After Cui Xiangdong got off the car, he looked around the county courtyard, exchanged words with each other, and walked towards the office building.
With so many new team members taking office in Yunhu County collectively, the leaders of the superior organizations who send them to their posts will definitely hold a long meeting in the auditorium.
After the appointment notice was read out, each of the six team members had to make a speech.
By noon, I would definitely have to go to the guest house and hotel for a working meal and a few drinks.
"Okay, boss, you don't have to worry about me."
Ting Ting closed the car door and said, "You must be careful not to drink alcohol."
"I know. If you dare to hit the pillow in my lounge again, I'll smash your ass."
Cui Xiangdong threatened in a smooth tone.
cut.
If you dare to hit me, I will hit you.
I won't spoil you like your sister Rou'er and Xiaosu.
Ting Ting secretly pouted, but on the surface he looked extremely well-behaved and obedient. As he walked towards the office building on his leather shoes, he kept saying hello to people.
No matter which environment you are in, you must give full play to your unique advantages of being charming and cute, and establish good relationships with as many people as possible in the shortest time; this is also what Wei Lie repeatedly reminded when he was carefully training and listening.
Listen and never forget.
Of course Cui Xiangdong could see the little tricks of the black silk secretary, but he would never pay attention to them.
He came to the easternmost office on the third floor.
Sister Xiaolou has been waiting for you for a long time.
After Lu Xue made tea and walked out, she immediately asked dissatisfiedly: "What time is it? Why did you come here?"
"It's half an hour until ten o'clock. Is it still late?"
Cui Xiangdong looked up at the quartz clock on the wall and asked, "Why, you seem a little nervous."
"nonsense."
Lou Xiaolou stretched his hands back, caressed his trousers and sat opposite him, telling the truth: "I'm really afraid that in the future struggle, Emperor Shang will use our relationship to blackmail me into doing things I don't want to do."
