"That night, I should let the bitch woman cut off your dog's head."
Hearing the slap on the back of his head, he cursed secretly, but he could only stand up obediently, imitating Jiao Niannu's walking style, deliberately swaying his round body, and walked out of the bedroom with his little slippers clicking.
"You little pervert who doesn't learn well."
Cui Xiangdong cursed with disgust, holding a cigarette in his mouth and looking at the ceiling.
When Cui Xiangdong was in a coma, he told him about the Northwest in his previous life. Cui Xiangdong's explanation with a strange dream was very reasonable and would not leave any hidden dangers.
But he was surprised that he called out so many people's names unconsciously.
The male stands aside for the time being——
It seemed normal for him to recite the names of Qin Xiren and others.
After all, that is the officially verified wife.
What's unusual is that he really called Lao Mie Mie 125 times in his dream?
But I only called Sister Xiaosu 98 times.
This strongly proves that deep in Cui Xiangdong's heart, Qin Xiren's status has surpassed that of Miss Su without him knowing it!
Even the little pervert who wanted to piss off his father all day long had a higher status in his heart than the little Rou'er who only gave silently.
Cui Xiangdong did not call his sister-in-law by her name, which is enough to prove that in his subconscious, he has always placed his sister-in-law on a "sacred and inviolable" level.
Let's talk about it, let's make trouble again.
A sister-in-law is a sister-in-law after all——
To put it bluntly, Lao Wei is still half-dead hiding in 001.
Even if Lao Wei has died, Cui Xiangdong will never have any inappropriate thoughts about his sexy sister-in-law.
In life, after all, there must be a few red lines that cannot be touched!
But why did Cui Xiangdong call out Yuan Wanzhi's name?
Could it be that he really wanted to taste his aunt?
Or was it the interference from Shang Huang's taste that caused his subconscious positioning of Aunt Wanzhi to be wrong?
Who knows!
As for the bitch woman who yelled about the night of the 14th, Cui Xiangdong didn't take it seriously.
after all.
He was frightened, fell into the water, caught colds and had a fever, all thanks to that bitch woman.
In addition, for the first time in his life, he used indescribable movements to beat a woman with tender skin and beautiful flesh to bruises all over her body. It can be regarded as one of the beautiful memories in life.
When a dog woman walked into his dream, it couldn't be more normal.
"Don't let me see that bitch woman in the future. Otherwise, I will definitely take off her big crotch."
After gritting his teeth secretly, Cui Xiangdong raised his feet to the ground.
After recovering from an ailment, Cui Xiangdong felt light-headed and light-headed, as if he were stepping on cotton, and he had no strength.
but--
When Cui Xiangdong finished washing and took a walk in the yard, he saw Rou'er and Jiaojiao coming in together. His already good mood suddenly became even better.
He even acted like a hero and held Jiaojiao in his arms and spun him around a few times to prove that he was absolutely invincible. If a god stood in his way, he would kill a god, and if a Buddha stood in his way, he would kill a Buddha!
Rou'er was so frightened that she quickly opened her hands to protect his back.
After seeing his mental state, Rou'er, who returned to the company at midnight last night but couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, finally felt relieved when she came to see him early in the morning.
Instead of persuading him to put down Jiaojiao, he walked into the kitchen and cooked together with Tingting.
As for the sister-in-law who said she wanted to sleep for a while, she would get up to give instructions and listen to the cooking. She had already fallen asleep and there was glistening saliva at the corner of her mouth.
I won't wake up even if there is a bolt from the blue.
Sure enough, idiots have fewer worries and fools have more happiness.
Holding Xiao Jiaojiao in her arms.
Looking at the two girls chatting and laughing softly in the kitchen, Cui Xiangdong felt indescribable happiness.
Jiaojiao was still very sensible. Knowing that her uncle had not yet recovered, she jumped down and ran outside to the street to have sex with her grandparents who were walking in the morning.
The red sun gradually emerged from my head.
With the arrival of spring, the dawn comes earlier and earlier.
Cui Xiangdong, who had just eaten some rice porridge all day yesterday, felt his stomach growl.
But those two pretty little cooks had to cook chicken for him early in the morning.
What kind of chicken are you stewing?
He was still whispering from time to time, peeking at Cui Xiangdong who was circling in the yard like a thief, blushing and giggling a few times.
Waiting impatiently.
Cui Xiangdong walked into the kitchen, stretched his neck and looked into the pot, asking when it would be ready.
He's really hungry now.
"Get out, get out, we girls are whispering here, why are you, a stinky man, here to listen?"
Ting Ting pinched his waist with both hands and said in a very irritating manner.
Her attitude——
The leader can tolerate it, but the father cannot!
He raised his hand and slapped her on the butt. She was so angry that she waved her fists and blew her beard and stared, but Cui Xiangdong noticed that Xiao Rouer's face was filled with envy.
She was envious that her brother would touch her whenever she did anything.
Hi.
This little "welfare" can make Rou'er so greedy.
Anyway, this benefit costs nothing and doesn’t require much effort.
Then let’s spread the word——
That hand suddenly patted her without any warning.
Rou'er was stunned.
Immediately, his eyes brightened, and he suddenly became lusty and brave!
He actually kicked the kitchen door shut, ignored Xiao Ting's presence, hooked Cui Xiangdong's neck, and gave him a sweet kiss.
Um?
When did Xiaorouer become so big?
No, it’s not simply big, it’s bold!
Do you dare to be bolder?
How dare you——
Not only did Xiao Rouer dare, but the little pervert even dared.
In the next ten minutes, Cui Xiangdong hid in the small kitchen on this energetic morning and was surrounded by four people.
What?
Anyway, I almost suffocated to death!
Finally escaped.
With extremely resentful eyes, Cui Xiangdong raised his hand to wipe his mouth as he looked at Xiao Jiaojiao, who no longer continued to play outside but had to go home and shouted that school would start today.
Secretly cursing himself for being debauched, sorry for his wife and sorry for the country, he returned to the living room.
Have a meal.
I thought I could eat four.
wrong.
Cui Xiangdong, who thought he could eat a cow, actually felt full after eating only a few pieces of old hen.
It must be because I ate too much in the kitchen and stuffed my stomach.
When Rou'er took Jiaojiao to school, she and Tingting deliberately looked at each other, as if they had reached an agreement.
This made Cui Xiangdong a little worried.
Xiao Rou'er, who is simple-minded, may be taught bad things by the little pervert!
But he clearly could prevent the two girls from further contact, but he didn't want to take care of it?
Does he like the feeling of counting "1.2.3.4" with his mouth?
let it go.
I’m not a good person anyway!
After thinking this way, Cui Xiangdong suddenly felt relaxed and began to think about business.
Today is the sixteenth day of the first lunar month.
This day is not only the day when primary schools start school, but also the first choice of many officials when they take office later in the year.
Shang Huang, Xue Mei, Zhang Taijia, Yan Bingsong, Duan Kesong and Chen Yongshan will all come from Qingshan today.
Except for Chen Yongshan, a local.
Shang Huang and other five people are all from other provinces and cities.
The officials of the Organization Department who sent them to their posts include not only the director of the Qingshan Organization Department, but also the Director of the Cadre Division II of the Provincial Organization Department.
Cui Xiangdong, a member of the county team, also had to go to the county to welcome these comrades.
"The good days of counting 1234 with your mouth are gone forever with the arrival of that red-skirted snake. It's time to fight."
Cui Xiangdong said to himself, looked up at the quartz clock on the wall, and picked up the landline receiver.
dial.
Soon, a cold girl's voice came from the microphone: "I am Qin Xiren, who is this?"
Cui Xiangdong answered simply and domineeringly: "I am your man!"
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It’s still eight o’clock!
