On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, it’s half past one in the morning.
The moon in the sky is very bright.
Cui Xiangdong could see clearly when Ting Ting rushed at the fastest speed from a distance.
Although she was overjoyed to see her like a family member, she also wondered: "Does the little pervert really have a dog's nose? I just need to pee on a tree or a telephone pole, and she can escape the smell and run away?"
As soon as this thought came to an end, Ting Ting rushed three meters in front of him.
"Little pervert, do you really have a dog's nose?"
When Cui Xiangdong opened his mouth to ask this question, Tingting jumped up and threw himself into his arms.
Caught off guard, Cui Xiangdong couldn't bear her attack at all and immediately fell on his back.
Ouch——
When he instinctively screamed, he didn't feel any pain because he was thrown down into the grass on the slope of the river embankment.
But he was furious, and when he opened his mouth to scold you for being mentally ill, a pair of small fists came down.
Fertile and rough.
What's going on?
Is this little pervert crazy?
How come after seeing my father, he sat on me without saying a word and beat me like Wu Song fighting a tiger?
Is there any royal law for this?
Is there any law?
"Get out of here, dad—"
Cui Xiangdong instinctively held his head in his hands. When he cursed these words, he found that his face was covered with tears and he was even more wet.
He was stunned for a moment.
Hearing this, he punches like rain——
"I told you not to listen to me."
"I asked you to act like a hero and follow those gangsters to this hellish place."
"Do you know how scared I was during this time?"
"If you were really drowned in the river, or chopped into seven or eight pieces with an axe, how would you let me survive?"
"I obviously gave you the gun. Why didn't you fire a warning shot when you were in danger?"
"As long as you shoot, I can hear you and I can find you in the shortest time. I don't have to look for you everywhere like crazy."
"Do you know that when I saw one of your shoes left in front of the car on the bridge, I was so scared that I almost fainted?"
"Do you know that after I deduced from the traces at the scene that you were most likely knocked into the river, I immediately jumped into the water and searched for you for how long?"
"Do you know that after I saw the yellow coat you threw on the bank, in order to punish myself for being so messed up, I failed to search for you along the river bank. Instead, I searched for you back and forth in the water. After wasting so much time, I slapped myself seven or eight times in the mouth, does it hurt that much?"
"Why don't you listen to me-"
After hearing what he said, he punched Cui Xiangdong hard.
Talking, beating, and crying.
What is this?
It made Cui Xiangdong lose his ability, but he felt that he really deserved to be beaten.
But the beating from this little pervert really hurt.
Fortunately, I didn’t punch this handsome guy in the face——
"enough!"
Just when he heard it for the thirty-eighth time and raised his small fist high to hit Cui Xiangdong hard on the chest, he yelled quickly.
Because in the midst of extreme fear and despair, when he suddenly saw Cui Xiangdong still alive and kicking, he was instantly ecstatic, which led to "a mixture of sadness and joy, a short circuit in the brain, and incontinence of the tear ducts." He didn't know what he was saying or what he was doing.
After being yelled at by Cui Xiangdong, her delicate body trembled slightly, and her little fist raised high froze in the air.
"If you hit me again, dad will die."
Cui Xiangdong said angrily: "Get started."
If it weren't for Ting Ting's current emotional out-of-control, it was purely out of concern for her own safety; especially since she was wet all over and her shoes must have sunk into the river; her feet were dirty, as if they had been cut by something and were bleeding. ; How could Cui Xiangdong’s attitude be so gentle based on the 37 punches she punched him?
"I'm going to beat you up, you're such a big pervert that makes me worry so much!"
Tingting, who was sitting on him, looked down at him and was stunned for a moment. He raised his right fist and hit his eyes hard.
ah.
Dad is dead——
Cui Xiangdong hurriedly closed his eyes and wailed secretly, but the expected severe pain did not come.
After Ting Ting woke up from the short-circuit state of mixed joy and sorrow, he finally couldn't bear to fight this big pervert again.
But she couldn't help but leaned over and bit his mouth fiercely.
Ouch.
Do you dare to forcefully kiss me?
Little pervert, I really turned against you!
Get out of here, dad.
Believe me or not——
What the hell is this? It’s so elastic yet so soft, as smooth as a volleyball’s tentacles.
Cui Xiangdong, who was forcibly kissed, refused to give in, but the movements of his hands to resist became more and more gentle.
This early morning.
The moonlight was bright, and white mist spread gently on the thin-ice river.
In the woods far away, the squawking of an owl came. It sounded very strange, but it was also unspeakably romantic.
Ten minutes later.
"Damn big pervert, so shameless. My mouth was swollen from kisses."
"Especially this pair of big things that are getting in the way are so numb and uncomfortable that I want to cut them off with a knife and pull them down."
"Hmph, I can't see that under the guise of baking clothes, you actually just want to see my bare butt?"
"I obviously wanted to see him, but he took off his clothes and wrapped them around my body."
"Man, there really isn't a good thing."
Ting Ting sat in the grass with her hands clasped on her knees, her chin resting on her knees, and she occasionally glanced at Cui Xiangdong, who was holding a branch to bake her clothes.
Her eyes were bright.
She was very sweet in her heart, but she was also extremely shy and flustered.
I'm really afraid that the big pervert will pounce on me regardless of the cost.
By the time--
Is she pretending to resist, or is she pretending to cry and cooperate?
After suddenly thinking of something, Ting Ting shivered and hurriedly lowered his eyes, not daring to look at him again.
She thought of what Jiao Niannu told her.
It is related to the word "moisturizing".
After listening to this, I realized that she was just staring at the "little pervert" in 001, and she would never get pregnant even if she stared at him for a lifetime.
If you want to get pregnant, you have to do that!
Which kind?
When she thought about what Jiao Niannu said, her stomach would swell after listening to it, and she became unspeakably nervous, flustered, and even more afraid.
What is the little pervert thinking?
Cui Xiangdong didn't pay attention.
He was just sitting around the fire, helping her dry clothes, and telling her everything he had encountered after pretending to be a "lone hero."
It was definitely a narrow escape, and it makes me cry just talking about it.
"I fired three shots over there in the woods and you didn't hear me."
When Cui Xiangdong said this, he complained: "Either you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears, or you were stupidly searching for my body underwater."
He's right.
In the few seconds when he fired three times, Zhizhao cried in his heart, "Where are you, big pervert?" and searched for his body in the water.
How could a person who is underwater, especially panicked and frightened, hear the sound of gunshots coming from the woods a kilometer away?
Ting Ting couldn't search underwater, and when he was exhausted and about to go ashore, he happened to see the traces of Cui Xiangdong and Lou Yitai climbing the shore one after another. Then he realized something, felt ecstatic, and hurriedly ran eastward.
I saw the coat he threw away.
As Tingting continued to run eastward, he finally saw him.
"Hey, little pervert, tell dad."
Cui Xiangdong put her small hood on his face and tried it. After making sure it was dry, he asked: "Do you really have a dog's nose? I just need to sweep urine on the tree, and you can smell it and come running?" "
"You are the one with the dog nose!"
Ting Ting rolled his eyes at him: "When I said that, I was mocking you for being a dog."
"Oh, that's what I said."
Cui Xiangdong nodded casually.
Ting Ting's eyes flashed with coldness and ferocity, and he asked, "Is that bitch woman who is chasing you for no reason still in the woods over there?"
