Although Cui Xiangdong looked at the attacker sideways and vertically, he didn't like him.
But Lao Mie is his wife after all.
Now there is a concubine who came from Shanghai specifically to target his wife.
As long as Cui Xiangdong is a man, he will never watch his wife being bullied by his concubine!
After all, my wife's career experience and scheming skills are really not comparable to my aunt's.
It's just that it's not the same county, especially since his wife's bad temper is so arrogant, Cui Xiangdong will not be allowed to cross the county to help her deal with his concubine.
All Cui Xiangdong can do is to secretly do something to deal with his concubine and help his wife.
Why.
What the hell is it that you have to help your displeased wife deal with the menacing concubine, and you have to hide it?
All I can say is that Cui Xiangdong’s life is really hard!
Only by knowing oneself and the enemy can one be able to fight without danger.
Therefore, he had to go there quietly often, hoping to find opportunities to defeat the enemy or something that would be beneficial to his wife.
Today is the fourteenth day of the first lunar month.
The Lantern Festival is held in all counties and cities. At night, the streets are full of lanterns and people are everywhere. People from all walks of life and religions will come out. This is the best opportunity to observe and discover something secretly.
Night falls.
Cui Xiangdong, who was wearing a half-worn yellow coat and a yellow dog-skin hat on his head, rode Yan Ming's construction motorcycle and drove out of Rainbow Town with Tingting tied with twin ponytails.
He had walked this road before.
He had ridden this car before.
Then and now, there is a woman in the back of the car.
It used to be Lou Xiaolou, but now it’s Tingting.
Carrying Sister Xiaolou is romantic!
Just listen to what it means to be upset——
The essential.
She was restless even when she was sitting in the car, and her little mouth was even louder. If Cui Xiangdong dared to scold her, she would keep ten of them waiting for her.
Cui Xiangdong was so angry that he really wanted to take her to the woods beside Yunhu Reservoir!
never mind.
Why bother with a common understanding of a little pervert who has a bad mouth but is very capable of beating?
Besides, if Cui Xiangdong wanted to make a secret visit to Panlong County, he really couldn't do without the help of the little pervert.
that's all.
Amid the constant bickering between the two, the motorcycle, which had witnessed a little girl trembling violently on the gas tank, finally drove into the county seat of Panlong County.
Suddenly my eyes lit up!
Oops.
The sky is full of lights and flowers, and laughter spreads from thousands of houses.
The scene Cui Xiangdong saw could only be described with these two lines of poetry.
Although it is a lot of exaggeration, there are indeed people everywhere, and all kinds of lanterns are hung on the trees on the roadside.
A long dragon with small light bulbs on its body seemed to come alive, flying up and down amidst the deafening sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers.
People on stilts wave their sleeves vigorously to the sound of gongs.
In the thorn sedan carried by two people, the yin-yang-faced Sesame Official was pushing the sedan like a drunken man, deliberately rushing into the crowd.
It caused laughter, curses and even the cry of a child being squeezed.
In particular, there were two government officials who carried antique ceramic chamber pots on their shoulders, swinging them at the eldest girls and young wives.
Naturally, you will also get a lot of laughter and curses——
This is the Lantern Festival that has been passed down from ancient times.
Maybe it will never make it to the stage, but people like it very much.
It is not like the Lantern Festival in later generations. Following the suggestions of experts who have emasculated traditional festivals, civilization has become civilized, but it lacks the most deserved atmosphere of human fireworks.
Even many festivals have been snatched away by Bangzi to apply for World Heritage status and register.
Why.
When Cui Xiangdong left his motorcycle at the temporary car inspection center and taught him how to check the fare, because he had no change, he could only run to the consignment store next to him and buy a box of cigarettes and a lighter. He thought that the little pervert might be waiting for him. I was hungry, so I bought a few pieces of chocolate, put them in my pants pockets, and then I dragged Tingting into the crowd.
Let’s watch the dragon dance for a while and then talk about other things.
Too many people.
Everyone stretched their necks, trying to squeeze to the front, but the people in front couldn't help but retreat due to the thorns or exploding firecrackers.
Such a dense and crowded crowd, but there will be no stampede.
This can be considered a miracle.
In a crowded sea of people, Ting Ting's height has become the most fatal shortcoming.
Even if he stood on tiptoe, he was barely 1.6 meters tall, so he really couldn't see a wonderful performance.
She couldn't even jump even if she wanted to, so she simply stood in Cui Xiangdong's arms and pointed over there: "Big pervert, hold me and watch the excitement."
Cui Xiangdong's face suddenly darkened: "What did you call me?"
She wanted him to hold her and watch her, but she called him a big pervert.
Isn't this too rude?
Hearing this, he immediately changed his words: "Dad! Hold me and look over there."
Cui Xiangdong——
Although he always calls himself father and stepfather, he is just taking advantage.
Ting Ting has never admitted it.
What now?
In order to watch the fun, she even called her dad shamelessly.
"If Lao Wei hears this, he will definitely strangle me to death."
Cui Xiangdong thought to himself, but he could only bend down and hug her legs under the little pervert's entanglement, making her grow at least 50 centimeters taller.
That's it--
A few minutes later, when Cui Xiangdong felt tired, Tingting turned around and asked, "How about I ride on your neck."
roll!
Cui Xiangdong immediately put her down.
He came to Panlong County tonight because he wanted to find something abnormal.
You are not just a cow or a horse, carrying little perverts on their backs to watch the Lantern Festival.
certainly.
Due to the current crowds, Cui Xiangdong was subconsciously afraid of being squeezed, so he opened his hands to protect her in his arms.
no.
Gotta get out of here.
Cui Xiangdong couldn't see anything in such a crowded crowd.
In particular, a firecracker suddenly flew towards him and exploded with a bang. People screamed and ran around, knocking off the yellow dog-skin hat Cui Xiangdong was wearing.
withdraw!
Cui Xiangdong made a quick decision and didn't even want his hat. When he was about to squeeze out of the crowd with Tingting, he turned around and bent down to pick up the hat.
"No, let's go out first."
Cui Xiangdong roared.
He listened but disobeyed, and regardless of the danger of being trampled, he finally snatched a hat back from under countless pairs of feet.
Without the dog-skin hat, what should I do if the big pervert’s ears are frozen?
After all, the temperature was still very low at night and the wind was biting while riding.
It was only when Tingting snatched the hat back that he realized it wasn't Cui Xiangdong's.
But a black dog skin hat——
The hat has two very conspicuous white ties that can tie the chin.
"gone!"
Cui Xiangdong saw that she was still trying to find his hat, so he grabbed the black dog skin hat and put it on his head. He grabbed her hand and pushed towards the roadside.
No matter whether it was a yellow dog-skin hat or a black dog-skin hat, Cui Xiangdong didn't care as long as it wasn't a green dog-skin hat.
Finally squeezed out.
Cui Xiangdong was so tired that he was covered in sweat.
He stood by a tree, stood on tiptoe and looked around, preparing to find a place where he was most likely to find information, when someone suddenly patted his head.
There is someone behind the tree.
Cui Xiangdong hasn't turned around yet, and Tingting, who is standing in his arms, is about to make a move!
Just listen to the man scolding: "Rough! I said I can't find you? It turns out you are hiding behind the tree! Come here quickly. Our boss finally found that quiet and beautiful little girl! Damn it, today We must get rid of her and give her a good start! Only in this way can the hatred of the three bald guys and others be arrested last night because of her meddling in other people's business."
Um?
Cui Xiangdong and Tingting were stunned at the same time and quickly looked at each other.
moment.
The two of them understood.
The person who was talking to Cui Xiangdong must have recognized the wrong person.
As for how he admitted that Cui Xiangdong was wrong, it doesn't matter.
What matters is what the person says to them.
"hurry up."
The man urged again, turned around and walked quickly east, and said to a person in the distance: "Erdan, we found the bumpkin, he is behind that tree. Where is the boss? Where have they gone?"
Cui Xiangdong walked around the tree and suddenly understood something when he saw two very conspicuous white ties on the hat worn by this man and the hat worn by the person he greeted.
