In order to please Cui Xiangdong, you actually asked me to die?
Such a mother——
Definitely the best contender for the best mother in the world!
Listening to Jiao Niannu who stared at Jiao Niannu who casually said that sentence, I really didn't know what to say.
At most, as before, she was envious of this "mother's" ageless appearance.
Why.
You said that you are obviously 39 years old, but your figure and face, especially the childish look between your eyebrows, why are you on the same level as me?
No wonder my dad is obsessed with you.
When Tingting looked at Jiao Niannu's ageless face and thought wildly, she saw her eyes light up.
"That's right! I remembered it. Giggling, giggling, I have a skill that you don't have."
Jiao Niannu smiled happily, held Ting Ting's hand, and said hastily: "I am the smartest person in the world! I can recite the math textbook you used when you were in high school from the beginning. Don't believe me. Listen, here’s what’s on the first page.”
abnormal.
Only these two words can barely describe Jiao Niannu's amazing memory.
Listening to the mathematics textbook when she was a freshman in high school, she had already forgotten everything on the first page.
But Jiao Niannu recited it without hesitation.
If there is a textbook, anyone can be horrified to find that it is absolutely word for word.
Is Jiao Niannu just able to recite the contents of the mathematics textbook verbatim?
No.
Not only can she recite it, but she can also use at least three or more problem-solving methods to come up with the answer to each question!
math.
For many people, it is a boring subject.
But for Jiao Niannu, every mathematical formula, symbol, etc., is an elf full of mystery, attracting her to explore.
It's just that no matter how much she likes mathematics, a certain handsome man only likes to hold her and make love to her in front of the mirror.
All her thoughts were directed to the pleasures of the boudoir.
"My dad is definitely a sinner."
Jiao Niannu recited the mathematics textbook and quickly immersed herself in it. Her eyes were bright and her mouth was gushing. Although she had known for a long time that she had this ability, she still felt that Lao Wei seemed to deserve to be killed.
"Listen, you don't have this unique ability of mine, do you?"
Jiao Niannu, who was eager to sleep with Cui Xiangdong, did not forget this "business". He quickly put aside mathematics, held the listening hand, and said proudly and excitedly: "Tell me, can my unique ability please Cui Xiangdong?" ?”
"I think it's okay! Mom, wait a minute. I'll go find Cui Xiangdong and tell him. As long as he can trouble you in this regard, you have to obey him. Do whatever he asks you to do. On the contrary, If he can't help you, he will do whatever you ask him to do! It's like a bet between you, okay?"
Listening finally led Jiao Niannu's mind to the conspiracy she had negotiated with Cui Xiangdong.
To this.
She didn't have much confidence.
After all, the method that Cui Xiangdong came up with after "slapping his head" has never been used by anyone before.
After listening to it, I didn’t even play around with it. I thought that a smart fool could make great achievements in developing circuits, coding, etc.
but--
At present, we can only treat a dead horse as a live doctor.
The worst outcome is to be called a big pervert stepfather in the future.
But listen, you will never stay away from Cui Xiangdong as painfully as Xiao Cuo just because of this title.
She would only say: "You play yours and I play mine. As long as we are happy, who cares what others think of us? Anyway, my dad has been mentally prepared for this."
"good."
Jiao Niannu urged him to listen: "Then go quickly. Tonight, I must let Cui Xiangdong kneel down under the pomegranate skirt of me, the smartest person in the world."
Yo.
Even a fool knows about pomegranate skirt.
No wonder she watches Jin Ping Mei.
It’s all thanks to Lao Wei’s education——
Of course Ting Ting wouldn't think so. He nodded and turned around and walked out quickly.
A few minutes later.
Cui Xiangdong held a few books and walked into the living room with Tingting.
Jiao Niannu, who heard the door opening, also walked out quickly.
She looked at Cui Xiangdong carefully again, and after a while she began to swallow her saliva.
The legs can't stand together either.
Cui Xiangdong——
What the hell is wrong with this?
cough!
Cui Xiangdong, who bravely looked at his sister-in-law for a long time, coughed dryly and asked in a calm tone: "I heard that you want to bet with me?"
"Yes, my mother wants to bet against you."
Ting Ting walked up to Jiao Niannu in time, pinched his waist with his hands, and said with a defiant look on his face.
"Yes! I want to bet with you."
Jiao Niannu also quickly grabbed her waist with both hands and imitated her daughter's unruly expression.
Cui Xiangdong——
Looking at these two tall, short, fat and skinny women, they have the same clothes and hairstyle, their skin is elastic and fair, and their facial features are highly consistent. At most, they are the green one on the left and the charming woman on the right. I feel a strong sense of guilt in my heart. .
hey-hey.
Think about it, just think about it.
After all, Lao Wei is not dead.
It is Cui Xiangdong's unshirkable responsibility and obligation to help Lao Wei protect his head from grass.
How could he keep himself from stealing?
"Haha, okay."
Cui Xiangdong put a smile on his face and threw a book on the table: "As long as you can read this entry-level professional book familiarly, complete the homework assigned by me, and make the circuit diagram according to my requirements. No matter what you want me to do, I agree unconditionally."
"Ha ha."
After hearing this, he immediately laughed arrogantly. He still pinched his waist with his left hand and pointed at Cui Xiangdong's nose with his right hand: "It's just a request, why does it matter? Just wait and kneel under my mother's pomegranate skirt!"
"Ha ha."
Jiao Niannu also laughed arrogantly, pinched his waist with his left hand, and pointed at Cui Xiangdong's nose with his right hand: "It's just a request, what's the point? Just wait and kneel under my pomegranate skirt!"
Cui Xiangdong——
I can only secretly scold Lao Wei for being so lucky to have such a top-notch wife.
I really want to plant grass on my eldest brother’s head.
"hehe."
Cui Xiangdong curled his lips disdainfully: "Sister-in-law, what if you can't read these professional books related to mathematics and can't complete my homework?"
Listen to the first answer: "If my mother can't understand, she won't be able to complete your homework! Let alone let her sleep with you, even if you want to sleep with her, there is no way."
Jiao Niannu immediately said: "If I can't understand, I won't be able to complete your homework! Don't ask me to sleep with you. Even if you want to sleep with me, there is no way."
"Okay, I'll make this bet with you."
Cui Xiangdong sat on the sofa, took out another contract, and slapped it on the table: "What you say is unfounded, but what you write is proof."
"If you prove it, prove it. Who is afraid of whom? Cui Xiangdong, I dare say you can kneel under my mother's pomegranate skirt."
Ting Ting walked over quickly, sat across from Cui Xiangdong, and picked up the contract.
"If the evidence is established, the evidence will be established——"
Jiao Niannu, who was like a yes man, also walked over quickly, sat opposite Cui Xiangdong, and looked at the contract in Tingting's hand.
Mother and daughter put their heads together and read the contract carefully.
"No problem. Mom, sign it!"
Tingting picked up the pen and handed it to Jiao Niannu.
"It's definitely no problem, signed."
Jiao Niannu's face was full of defiance, and he signed the letter.
call.
After she finished signing and stamping, Cui Xiangdong secretly breathed a sigh of relief and pushed the book in front of her: "When will I finish reading it? If I understand it and feel that I can do the homework, I will give you homework again."
"Snack!"
Jiao Niannu suddenly enjoyed the unruly look on his face. He took the book and said, "I will understand the whole book and start doing my homework before dawn tomorrow at the latest."
In order to get Cui Xiangdong to bed early, Jiao Niannu decided to stay up late and work overtime tonight.
but--
etc.
Jiao Niannu suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way. Cui Xiangdong, I received an inexplicable phone call that time. I think I need to tell you."
