ah?
what!
Cui Xiangdong, who was smoking, trembled, threw his head back in a hurry, and spit out the cigarette with a pop.
The moment he blew out the cigarette, he suddenly understood what was going on.
Because the cigarette was right under his nose, the mud balls that suddenly shot towards him were fast, but they were just caught by his eyes.
Clay balls.
slingshot.
Little pervert!
After figuring out what was going on, Cui Xiangdong suddenly became furious.
He tilted his head and looked in the direction that Niwan was flying from, and saw a pair of ponytails "jumping" out of the small woods to the east.
If it wasn't the little pervert who was giving him endless headaches, then which one was it?
"Hey, big pervert, why are you here?"
At seven o'clock in the morning, I stood at the entrance of the sanatorium, eager to see what was going on. Finally, when a car came from a distance, I hid in the woods to the east and easily put out Cui Xiangdong's cigarette butt. At this time, my face was full of genuine surprise.
Cui Xiangdong——
He raised his right hand and hooked her with his index finger: "You, come here."
"What's wrong, you haven't answered my question yet. Why did you come here today?"
Ting Ting came over suspiciously, tilted his little head and continued to act stupid.
Cui Xiangdong didn't bother to expose her, so he snatched the slingshot from her, raised it up, pointed it at her butt, and whipped it hard.
Some girls will go to bed if they don't fight for three days.
Let’s take what happened just now.
What would happen if Cui Xiangdong happened to lower his head when the mud ball came shooting at him, or if his aim drifted from time to time during the performance?
Speaking more seriously, his front teeth must be replaced with big gold teeth.
In the big picture, you might have to become a one-eyed Pirates of the Caribbean!
Can such a joke be made casually?
Cui Xiangdong will never give up without using the rubber band on the slingshot to leave a few bloody marks on her butt and leave a deep impression on her!
ah?
Do you still dare to hide?
The slingshot that Cui Xiangdong pulled down with great force, not only lost time due to Ting Ting's quick displacement; it also hit his own left leg due to excessive force and excessive inertia.
Although the weather was still cold and he was still wearing long johns, the feeling of the rubber band on his legs was quite uncomfortable.
He grinned in pain: "You dare to hide!?"
"Nonsense, I'm not a fool. How could I stand there stupidly and be beaten by you when you were about to hit me?"
Ting Ting put his hands behind his back and said confidently: "You are a big man, but you hurt yourself like this after accidentally hitting yourself. Not to mention I am a little girl? Humph, you are not only a big pervert who specializes in bullying little girls, but also a A reckless man who doesn’t know how to cherish beauty and pity jade.”
Cui Xiangdong——
He bent down to pick up a stone, put it in the "magazine", pulled out the rubber band and pointed it at it.
At a distance of just a few meters, Cui Xiangdong still didn't believe it. If he couldn't hit him, he would definitely turn around and run away.
But.
He listened but did not hide or dodge. He just put his hands behind his back and looked up at him without blinking.
Cui Xiangdong, who was about to launch, was stunned for a moment and asked: "Why don't you run away?"
"You really know how to hit my ass with a slingshot, but you will never be willing to shoot me with stones. In this case, why should I run away?"
Listening to the answer once again proved that she really understood Cui Xiangdong's temper.
Cui Xiangdong——
I really don’t know what to say.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry."
Ting Ting came over, grabbed the slingshot, and threw away the stone: "I was just joking with you at that time. Do I need to take it seriously? Please put away your hypocritical angry face, relax your cheek muscles, and restore yourself to an elegant gentleman. Your true nature. After leaving, my dad has been wondering about you since dawn and whether you drove the car into a stinky ditch on the road. "
Cui Xiangdong——
He subconsciously reflected again on what kind of women he had met after returning to the present.
Except for Sister Xiaosu and Xiao Rouer, no one seems to be normal!
well.
What a sin.
Looking at the twin ponytails swaying in front of him as he walked forward, Cui Xiangdong felt that sooner or later he would make this little pervert angry to death.
However, thinking about the afternoon of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and hearing about the scene where two professional bodyguards were kicked unconscious in a meeting, Cui Xiangdong felt that she could still give him some sense of security sometimes.
Ting Ting walked in front and kept talking about how on the night of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and the morning of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, he didn't even get a call from the big pervert. It was like seeing his face in cheating people to death without paying for their lives.
Cui Xiangdong, who was following behind, was unusually embarrassed.
But can you blame him?
He was so busy all day, how could he have the time to remember his promise to a little pervert?
Why don't you make a phone call to remind Cui Xiangdong not to forget to call her on the night of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and the morning of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year?
Isn’t it normal for a secretary to remind her boss about her daily schedule?
"Oh, by the way. Your little sister Su is waiting for you in the office now."
Tingting walked to the office building, turned around and said to Cui Xiangdong: "After making out with your sister Xiaosu, don't forget to visit Secretary He. After you see them, go to District 3. I'll tell my dad first, His heartless brother finally came to see him.”
Cui Xiangdong——
Even if you can't beat her, you can scold her, she still looks very eloquent.
He really wanted to ask her, who among us is the leader?
never mind.
Only a mentally ill person would get angry with a little pervert.
It’s better to go find Sister Xiaosu and find her those panties that she didn’t know where she lost. That’s the most important thing!
Actually.
Even with his eyes closed, Cui Xiangdong knew where Sister Xiaosu's panties had been thrown.
No.
After more than ten minutes, Cui Xiangdong pulled out the pair of panties from the left pocket of her white coat.
Miss Su, blushing with embarrassment, lay on his shoulder, shameless.
A long time ago.
Her heartbeat slowly returned to normal.
She raised her head, looked into his eyes, and said in a dreamy voice: "On your way back, please pay attention to safety. When you leave, I won't see you off. I'm afraid that if I can't control myself, I will leave you because I can't bear to leave you." Tears, being laughed at. Also, I am saving up my vacation. When you recover, give me a call. I will appear in front of you as quickly as possible and sing a nice song for you."
Cui Xiangdong looked at the extremely good wife with watery eyes and didn't know what to say. He could only hug her hard with both hands.
What more can I ask for when I have such beauty?
Cui Xiangdong straightened his clothes and walked to the door.
The moment he reached out to open the door——
Su Yan suddenly ran over, hugged him from behind, and rubbed him into her arms desperately.
She really wanted to turn it into a plaster and stick it on his body.
Wherever he goes, she goes.
This is the unique way of showing love for a little woman with the attributes of a good wife.
After another ten minutes, Cui Xiangdong walked into a ward in Area 7 with a calm expression.
Lao He has been waiting for him for a long time.
Compared with when Cui Xiangdong was discharged from the hospital, He Tianming was much better both physically and mentally.
"Xiangdong, sit down and talk."
Before Cui Xiangdong could greet him, He Tianming, who was leaning on the bed, pointed to the chair in front of the bed.
Cui Xiangdong was not too polite and sat down honestly.
The two of them chatted for four or five minutes around the topic of He Tianming's recovery.
He Tianming chuckled and changed the subject: "I'll tell you some news. My next post is basically determined."
