"Hello, I'm Cui Xiangdong, who is this?"
Cui Xiangdong, who had decided to hold her crotch even if he pinched his nose for the rest of his life, but was still suspected by Qin Xiren, was full of anger. After saying the most unachievable unless, he picked up the phone and spoke in a tone of voice, But very gentle.
After all, the person who called him at this time was probably wishing him a happy birthday in advance.
No matter how angry he was with Qin Xiren, he could not affect others.
"My great nephew, it's me, Emperor Shang."
A woman's voice with obvious suppressed excitement and excitement came from the other side of the phone: "How about celebrating the New Year?"
Who do you call your great nephew?
You have long since exiled yourself from the Su family and have nothing to do with me, right?
Why do I always meet some very shameless women?
What's even more coincidental is that as soon as I mentioned Shang Huang as "unless", she called me.
Damn——
Cui Xiangdong groaned in his heart and said impatiently: "Happy New Year. On the 17th, is there anything else besides this? If nothing else, I'll hang up. I'm busy."
"In addition to wishing you a happy life, I also want to tell you something big that will shock your jaw."
Shang Huang had long been accustomed to Cui Xiangdong and had no good words for her. He chuckled and asked casually: "It's New Year's Eve, what are you busy with now?"
"I'm busy having sex with my wife Qin Xiren."
Cui Xiangdong started talking nonsense when he opened his mouth.
The car seemed to shake.
It could also be an illusion——
Cui Xiangdong didn't care. He didn't even look at that extinct face, and said to Emperor Shang again: "If you have something to say, if nothing happens, kneel down."
"hehe."
Emperor Shang understood that he was talking nonsense and chuckled again.
He said calmly: "I, Emperor Shang. I am the old owner of a merchant in the south of the Yangtze River, my biological daughter who has been separated for more than 20 years! I am the real deal, Princess Yao of the merchant! Now, I am on my way to the ancestral hall of the merchant, preparing to recognize my ancestors and return to the clan overnight. . I took the time to give you a call just to tell you! Cui Xiangdong, you either marry me obediently! Or, sooner or later, you will be stepped on by me and become my outer room that I can enjoy at any time!"
What?
You said you are the real princess of Jiangnan merchants?
When Cui Xiangdong was stunned, the car seemed to tremble violently again.
beep.
call ended.
Cui Xiangdong put down the phone, looked at Qin Xiren subconsciously, and asked, "What did Emperor Shang tell me just now?"
Qin Xiren looked forward and said softly: "She said that she is the long-lost daughter of a merchant from Jiangnan, and she is the real merchant princess."
Cui Xiangdong asked again: "Then do you think she is lying?"
Qin Xiren replied: "She would never dare to lie about this kind of thing, and there is no need to lie."
Cui Xiangdong's face looked like he had seen a ghost: "Could it be that Emperor Shang is really the princess of a merchant in the south of the Yangtze River?"
Qin Xiren answered the question: "You seemed to have said that if you want to be my husband and wife for the rest of your life, unless the Shang Emperor is the real princess of Jiangnan merchants."
Cui Xiangdong——
Shut up and begin the precious silence.
Qin Xiren didn't speak anymore and just drove silently.
Both of them were thinking about one question, and that was how authentic this special call from Shang Huang was.
actually.
Both of them knew very well that there was no need and absolutely no dare for Emperor Shang to lie about this matter.
If it wasn't true, Emperor Shang wouldn't even dare to call Cui Xiangdong on New Year's Eve and rant that he would either marry her as his wife or be stepped on by her and become her concubine.
But.
How did the Shang Emperor become the long-lost biological princess of a Jiangnan merchant?
"My mouth really needs a mouthful."
When the car stopped at the door of the Qin family's old house, Cui Xiangdong, who had always been silent, raised his hand and gave himself a gentle kiss.
This is because he has confirmed that what Emperor Shang said is true.
If he hadn't used Shang Huang as an "unless", maybe this matter wouldn't have happened.
If a crow's mouth like this doesn't deserve to be slapped, then what kind of mouth does it deserve to be slapped?
After all, the threat posed to Cui Xiangdong by the adopted daughter of a Jiangnan merchant is the difference between a kitten and a vicious wolf compared to the threat posed to him by the merchant's direct relative, the Yao Princess.
Snapped!
Snapped--
strangeness.
Cui Xiangdong obviously only slapped himself once, but why did he get two slaps?
Is there an echo in the car?
no.
After he slapped his mouth, Qin Xiren raised his hand and gave her a small mouth.
"I slap myself because of my crow mouth. Why do you slap yourself?"
Cui Xiangdong looked at Qin Xiren with strange eyes and asked.
"No reason."
Qin Xiren replied in a light tone: "The husband sings and the wife follows."
The husband sings and the wife follows?
good.
You have another husband and a wife.
Cui Xiangdong raised his hand and gave himself a slap again, with slightly stronger force.
Snapped.
Qin Xiren also gave himself a mouthful, slightly increasing the intensity.
interesting!
Cui Xiangdong was heartbroken. He raised his hand and slapped his third mouth, almost using all his strength.
Why.
He couldn't beat Lao Mie, but he could take advantage of her hypocritical concubine behavior and force her to beat him.
This is the legendary saying of killing a thousand enemies and losing 999 to yourself!
Qin Xiren raised his hand——
Open the door and get out of the car.
Cui Xiangdong was stunned for a moment, and asked quickly: "Hey, didn't we say that we are happy to be married? I whipped myself hard, why don't you hit yourself?"
Qin Xiren, who was standing on the ground and about to close the car door, replied: "If you slap yourself harder, I will follow."
Cui Xiangdong raised his hand——
Snapped!
He gave himself such a hard mouth again that the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
boom.
Qin Xiren closed the car door forcefully, put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, and walked towards the door of the old house.
behind.
Cui Xiangdong's angry roar came: "Where is the promised husband and wife?"
Fool.
The reason why I can marry a fool like you must be because I did something evil in my previous life.
Qin Xiren looked back, glanced at Cui Xiangdong lightly, and clearly released this message.
The fool became even more furious——
But after one minute and 36 seconds, Aunt Qin finally understood that Cui Xiangdong was by no means the fool she thought.
because.
The Qin family, who were keeping vigil throughout the house waiting for them to return home, just to ask them what they said when they accompanied the elderly to the New Year's Eve dinner, saw clear fingerprints on Cui Xiangdong's face and blood stains on the corners of his mouth. , first there was a flurry of confusion.
Immediately afterwards, Qin Mingdao asked hurriedly: "Xiangdong, who hit you?"
"No, no one hit me. It was me. I whipped myself."
Cui Xiangdong glanced at Qin Xiren, quickly looked away, and said with a smile.
What?
Did you hit yourself?
Only a ghost can believe it!
It must have been my young daughter from the Qin family. On the night when her new brother-in-law came to our house for the first time, she had a quarrel with him over something. She got so angry that she beat him several times.
How is this possible?
Now you dare to beat him wantonly, and you may not know how to bully him in the future.
In this case, how could Cui Xiangdong, who had been raped to begin with, be willing to be husband and wife with Xi Ren?
She must be disciplined as soon as possible.
Otherwise it will be too late to regret——
When Mr. Qin thought of this, he raised his hand and slammed the table, roaring like a lion at his beloved daughter: "Assault! Kneel down to your husband and apologize!"
