Damn little secretary.
When Cui Xiangdong cursed this sentence for the eighty-eighth time in his heart, it was already 8:30 the next morning.
People who donate bone marrow or even a small piece of liver are always mentally depressed in the short term after surgery.
Especially lethargic.
I sleep for more than ten hours at a time. I am still in the same position when I lie down. When I open my eyes, my eyes are dull and I still want to sleep.
"Don't sleep, the sun will burn your butt."
Just when Cui Xiangdong was about to close his eyes again, the extremely annoying chirping sound came to his ears again.
He opened his mouth and spat out two very handsome words: "Go away."
She was standing in front of the bed, ready to help him wash up. Hearing this, he immediately waved his little fists, with a fierce look on his face.
Cui Xiangdong, who had his eyes closed, would care about her being so fierce?
"Big pervert, do you want to visit your elder brother again?"
After Ting Ting pumped his fists and gestures for a long time without any effect, he could only deal with him out of brotherly love.
Want to visit big brother?
cut!
What's so good about that handsome man in brocade who deserves to be damned but lives shamelessly, preventing me from dating my sister-in-law? His face is covered with stubble like a bird?
Don't go.
Cui Xiangdong yawned, waved his hand feebly, and once again signaled the secretary to get away.
He then asked, "Even if you don't have a big brother in your eyes, you should get up and go to District 7 to visit Secretary He Tianming, right?"
Visiting Lao He who was almost killed by his ex-son-in-law?
hehe.
Don't panic when you look at an old man whose eyes are wandering when he is helping his daughter choose a husband.
Cui Xiangdong waved again, signaling the secretary to get out quickly for the third time.
I was so angry to hear that.
I could only resort to my killer move: "When I went out for a run in the morning, I saw a very good wife named Su walking on the small lawn in District 7. Her eyebrows were furrowed and she looked like she was going crazy for a man. I I'm wondering if I can help her find a good man to take care of her."
who?
The best wife named Su?
Cui Xiangdong's spirit suddenly lifted and he opened his eyes: "Here, my stepfather wants to wash up and change clothes. He will move to District 7 to visit Secretary He."
yesterday.
Cui Xiangdong didn't rush to find Su Yan because he didn't want her to see him sitting half-dead in a wheelchair.
today.
He has regained his energy!
Not to mention sitting in a wheelchair, even if he was crawling, Cui Xiangdong had to crawl in front of Su Yan, touch her little hands, and help her find her panties.
"As expected, he is a big pervert who values sex over friends."
Ting Ting cursed bitterly and helped him sit on the edge of the bed: "Take out the dick yourself, and I'll get the urinal."
Guy——
Although these days, Tingtiao has to be said many times a day, and even taken many times.
Normally she should have become numb to it, got used to it or something.
I don’t know why, but as long as I say these two words, my heart will jump inexplicably.
Just look at it and your face will turn red, and holding it will make your eyes light up.
"Why am I always so excited about something so ugly? Hey."
Ting Ting was thinking in her mind, and when she sat next to him with a urinal to help him pee, she couldn't help but ask: "Why does your guy always look like a wilted eggplant? Is it broken?"
Cui Xiangdong——
This poor child is already twenty-one or twelve years old, but due to his strict upbringing, he has never watched any Japanese romance movies until now.
even.
The little secretary's understanding of childbirth was still in the primitive state where she could get pregnant without doing anything as long as she and a certain man were naked on the same bed.
"Big pervert."
They looked directly at the guy, but they didn't see Cui Xiangdong looking at her with such pity.
He just asked in a low voice: "When I was training at the base, I heard those bad boys deliberately saying around me that this thing is delicious. Tell me, how to eat it? Cut it off and stew it or stir-fry it? Could it be like a gecko tail? Can it regenerate after being cut? Or just dip it in some sauce and chew it raw? What does it taste like? The key is, they say it can change. But when you fell asleep last night, I stared at you without blinking. I looked at it for more than three hours, but it didn’t change at all.”
Cui Xiangdong——
I really don’t know what to say.
Under normal circumstances.
When a man is asleep, his penis will quietly increase in size every hour or so, and return to normal after a few minutes.
However, after the operation, Cui Xiangdong's vitality was severely damaged and he was terribly lethargic. He really didn't have the extra energy to let the thing change on its own.
The little secretary stared at that thing for more than three hours and didn't see any changes in it, which was normal.
Damn voyeur!
Cui Xiangdong cursed secretly, and said to the little secretary who pretended "I understand very well, but you must be the one who can't do it": "As long as you put it in your mouth and rub it a few times like eating kebabs, it will immediately change for you. .”
What?
Let me put it in my mouth?
Big pervert, you just donated some extra bone marrow and a little useless liver to my dad.
You dare to humiliate me like this?
Do you want to die?
Hearing the angry roar in the dark, he unexpectedly asked: "How many minutes will it take for it to change?"
Cui Xiangdong——
Her head suddenly hurt. She raised her hand and knocked her head violently: "Get away."
"Don't think that just because you can be my stepfather, you can beat and scold me all day long! If you make me anxious, I'll cut it off with scissors for you. Add spicy sauce, stir-fry and eat!"
The little secretary, with a face full of shame and anger, stood up with a curse in his mouth, held the urinal in his hands, and walked to the bathroom with his little slippers.
Cui Xiangdong's head hurt even more when he heard the magic sound of her little slippers slapping her little feet.
He said in a vicious voice: "You are not allowed to wear slippers in front of me from now on!"
"Just put it on, just snap it."
The little secretary who was about to reach the door of the bathroom became a little angry. She turned around and walked back, holding a urinal and deliberately walking back and forth in front of Cui Xiangdong.
Cui Xiangdong——
I feel like I really want to roll my eyes.
After the big pervert was half angry, the little secretary looked satisfied and deliberately twisted her round buttocks and walked into the bathroom.
After washing his hands, he took out the toothbrush and toothbrush, and brought out half a basin of warm water.
"Open your mouth, ah. Be good."
"Spit water, yes."
"Close your eyes and raise your head, okay."
"Hey, big pervert, do you like girls wearing black stockings?"
After brushing Cui Xiangdong's teeth and washing his face after gargling, I suddenly thought of something: "You were talking in your sleep last night. You said that your favorite sister-in-law can wear black silk and stilettos."
Um?
Black stockings and stiletto heels are the standard for beauties in later generations and are also the favorite of men.
When Cui Xiangdong was dreaming, it was normal for him to tell a woman in his dream that he liked her wearing black silk stilettos.
But how could that woman be his sister-in-law whom he had never met before?
Cui Xiangdong frowned and looked at the little secretary.
"Haha, even if your eyes are like daggers, can you tell that I'm lying? Hey, I really didn't expect that the women that the big pervert missed the most in his dream were also his Sister Xiaolou and Sister Xiaosu. But without me, hateful!"
Ting Ting sneered secretly, and asked in confusion on the surface: "What's wrong?"
Cui Xiangdong asked tentatively: "Am I really thinking about my sister-in-law in my dream?"
Tingting knelt down and helped him put on his shoes: "Yes. Otherwise, how would I know that your favorite woman is wearing black silk stilettos?"
How could I miss my sister-in-law?
Cui Xiangdong raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, trying to recall his dream last night.
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't even think of it.
Click.
The sound of clicking stiletto heels on the floor interrupted Cui Xiangdong's thoughts.
He looked up subconsciously.
Just saw——
The petite secretary was wearing a short skirt, her legs were wrapped in black stockings, and she was wearing small and sexy stiletto heels. Her face was filled with the indifference of "I usually dress like this, not to please you." She walked out of the bathroom. Nie Niao Ting Ting walked over.
